Tuesday, 29 January 2019

Hollywood's Next Blockbuster!


Hello, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS the cat here.

Just dropping by to tell you all about my NEW CAREER! With the success of the #MEOWTOO movement in Hollywood, CATS are FINALLY being given an EQUAL CHANCE. And so, I've now achieved my DREAM of becoming a powerful MOVIE MOGUL!

And you lucky humans are the FIRST to get this special SNEAK PEEK at my forthcoming BLOCKBUSTER movie! Yes, it's a REMAKE of an older movie, but now it's SO MUCH BETTER!







This next ACTION SHOT just brings TEARS to my eyes. Isn't EVERYTHING improved with cats? Yes, yes it is. And this PROVES it.


[Thanks to Leeanna of Can We Have a New Witch Ours Melted for suggesting the subject-matter of this post! And thanks to Magaly of Magaly Guerrero for providing the gif of HRH!]

39 comments:

  1. my 3 girls agree with you, HRH.

    and that kitty licking that man's cheek...wish I was in that kitty's place...

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  2. My cats would like a chance to audition for the film.

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  3. It's definitely going to be a hit.

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  4. this would be the W's favorite movie!

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  5. Ha! I like the one that's kissing his face.

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  6. OMG... the cat chasing the plastic ball... I die... :D

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  7. That first gif cracked me up. Love it!

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  8. I hate CGI in movies, and using cats would keep that from being necessary, so I love it already. Plus, cats and people running in fear.

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  9. You must be good to be working from the beyond. I hear the sequal to aquaman might be looking for water stunt cats.

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  10. It'll be a bx office smash hit!

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  11. Lol, too cute! I bet it would be a big hit ;-)

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  12. I love the kitten beating on the dinosaur!

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  13. remakes do only make sense with cats!

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  14. A blockbuster for sure... and the sequel - there has to be a sequel - will do even better!

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  15. You have got to use that throne gif everytime you have HRH post for you. It's awesome!

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  16. Thanks for the laughs today! I needed that. Be blessed.

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  17. We need more cats in our lives and on the big screen too.

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  18. Oh, no. You needed my cat at 3 this morning. The screen door unlatched and crashed back and forth with unholy bangs and crashes. I found the cat on full alert in the middle of the kitchen floor, to see if the monster 1) would attack, and 2) if he could take it on or should retreat. He did not accompany me to the door, to fasten it.

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  19. I have a cat who'd be perfect in one of the male lead roles...altho he may need to lose a pound or two...

    :)

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  20. Now you know the real reason dinosaurs went extinct.

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  21. HAHAHA! Hilarious :) The dinosaurs don't stand a chance.

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  22. Oh, that kitten fighting the dinosaur looks terrified. Poor thing.

    There is good precedent for HRH's casting decisions, of course. Let us not forget the cinematic masterpiece that is Team America: World Police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6VnPAkDyiM

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  23. Haha, #Meowtoo movement. You've outdone yourself HRH. And that's a challenging thing to do.
    For you, I have the utmost of respect.

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  24. what a wonderfully fun post dear Debra!!!!!!!!!!

    enjoyed it sooo much

    don't you agree that cats take not much effort to turn into evil ?

    sounds great idea and yes it will be a blockbuster indeed

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  25. That last clip had me in hysterics almost as much as the Mumbai comment above. Do they supply cats?
    JP

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  26. The last one why would anybody terrorize that poor cat like that..HRH needs to look into that.if she can spare time from her new career.
    Fun post!!

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  27. Too funny!! I am highly allergic to cats but this movie is destined to Pawspur!! Will it be released on a Caturday? LOl Ok no more awful puns...

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  28. Jurassic Kitten -- oh, how I love HRH!!! She really is the cat's meow!

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  29. Sounds like a winner to me. But watch out for those Hollywood vultures.

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  30. Omggheezuzkristsuperstar … thank you for making me smile today, friend D … Much love, cat.

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  31. I can't wait to watch the new classic. I bet dinosaurs are shaking in their clawed feet, and a few are probably shaking their tiny hands in futile outrage and defeat. HRH looks glorious. I recognized her right away. :-D

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  32. Must see this movie
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  33. Absolutely loved this post, Debra! The GIF of HRH was purrfect. My favorite was the kitty licking BC as he tries to calm a velociraptor.

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  34. Fantastic!!! I am smiling!! I am really smiling! LOL! Love this post! Love the GIF of HRH!!!!

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