Shake your booty, Inanna, Queen of Heaven and Earth!
And you too, Minoan Snake Goddess!
The Goddess of Willendorf loves line dancing.
I'm not sure who these three are,
but smooth moves, ladies!
The Nile Goddess is as elegant as ever.
Hmm, the Great Goddess of Laussel is
hitting the wine pretty hard.
And the Celtic goddess Sheela-na-gig is
being as outrageous as ever, I see.
These Dancing Goddess gifs were created by Nina Paley and are found here and here. Special thanks to Cal of Calvin's Canadian Cave of Cool for letting me know about them!
The Goddess of Willendorf is built like meeeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteand goddess Sheela-na-gig is asking for something...I can't quite put my finger on it...(hee hee hee)!
thanks for equal time for the ladies!
Seems like we always up this time of night, friend D, hmmm? Thanks for the dancing goddesses … smiles … All that's missing is music … So here ya go … https://youtu.be/BZFPubstu34 … Stay warm. Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteI was enjoying the dances, but then Sheela-na-gig may have ruined it for me! =)
ReplyDeleteThis post will make me smile all day :)
ReplyDeleteGo, Sheela. (I know several staid and sober women named Sheila. I wonder if they know?)
ReplyDeleteThe goddess of Willendorf!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha! Motion in the ocean!
i taught sheela-na-gig that move.
ReplyDeleteThank you a thousand times over for posting these dancing Goddesses :)
ReplyDeleteI so needed a smile today and I received the gift of laughter as a bonus!!!
Hugs xxx
party time
ReplyDeleteI can somehow hear loud thumping Dance Music in the background playing its mindless beat. Now if someone could set these up in one picture, all doing their own dance moves this would be priceless and could break the internet for 2019. My faves are the Willendorf sisters and the Snake Goddess. This is too awesome! Great job.
ReplyDeleteSheela-O-M-G!!! These are brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWow that Nina Paley is talented! I love these. Fun and unexpected!
ReplyDeleteThese are wonderful!!! thanks for the great big belly laugh!
ReplyDeleteI' chuckling, all the way to Canada.
ReplyDeleteThe Minoan Snake Goddess has some excellent snaky moves! Love them all.
ReplyDeleteAll Hail the Divine Feminine!
Happy Valentine’s Day, goddess!
ReplyDeleteI bet she could never find shoes with them fugly feet of hers :)
ReplyDeleteI may never recover from this post. And that is a good thing!
ReplyDeleteweird stuff but eye catching
ReplyDeleteI’ll shake my arse and see what happens. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteJP
I have statues of the Goddess of Willendorf and a framed print of
ReplyDeletethe great Goddess of Laussel
mine don't dance but they are still aces with me
Flossing really has become quite popular, hasn't it.
ReplyDeleteThe Inanna one is fantastic and is now saved on my c-drive for future use.
ReplyDeleteThe Sheela-na-gig one reminds me of the old PJ Harvey song that actually has a chorus of "Sheela-na-gig / You exhibitionist."
Can’t stop laughing. Wonderful post thanks for starting my day off with a giggle!
ReplyDeleteI think Sheela-na-gig may be the Goddess of Peep Booths.
ReplyDeleteThey are beautiful! And I love the way they move (me)!
ReplyDeleteHa - too funny!
ReplyDeleteIt makes so much sense that a female be the god of humankind.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
OH MY! These are great! Some made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteBut Sheela-na-gig....bwahahaha....that's the best!!
Sheela-na-gig is glorious. Just glorious!
ReplyDeleteGetting a strong Ray Harryhausen vibe from those first two. Nice.
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY stealing Lausel's dance moves!! Sheela-ma-gig is someone I would party with.
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome! I think you just invented a new goddess - Sheila na-GIF!
ReplyDeleteThe first two are quite sexy, I must confess (I am an atheist). I wonder how Jesus managed to become so popular.
ReplyDeleteDang. It is amazing what people can create. These are all amazing. Kudos to the creator.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I love them all!!
ReplyDeleteWho knew there were so many dancing goddess gifs!
ReplyDeleteThat last one is PERVERSE. You don't have try so hard.
ReplyDeleteLove the three chubby ones. And they all dance better than me!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! was that an eye opener.
ReplyDeleteThey dance well indeed.
I can't stop smiling!!! Thank you for my Valentine's Day gift! You got me smiling and laughing today! I really LOVE all of these!! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteSheela-na-gig should have come with a "Don't drink anything while scrolling" warning. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love it.
ReplyDeleteThese were very funny, once I got over being dizzy!
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