Friday, 15 March 2019

And Now, Equal Time

Further to Wednesday's meme post about Jesus, and in the interest of fair and balanced reporting on this blog, here's a meme post about The Competition.

People! This is why spelling is important!




Even Satan has to make a living, I guess.
Say, I hope Jesus doesn't fill up His Honda Accord here --


Are people really getting worse and worse?
Satan knows!



Of course, there's always the 
good ol' evil reliables 
to keep Satan in business!


And, every once in awhile,
a special delivery!


Keep your eye on him, Jesus,
he's a slippery bastard!

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37 comments:

  1. Moving with MitchellFriday, March 15, 2019

    Sad day. Hail Satin.

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  2. anne marie in phillyFriday, March 15, 2019

    good ones, debra!

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  3. Sixpence NotthewiserFriday, March 15, 2019

    LMAOOO
    Oh, the Shell one is priceless.
    Also, 'Really? I prefer silk' is the best comeback ever.

    XOXO

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  4. Miss Val's CreationsFriday, March 15, 2019

    Perfect ending to this follow up post!

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  5. BobFriday, March 15, 2019

    That.Last.One.

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  6. Mistress MaddieFriday, March 15, 2019

    BRWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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  7. LeannaFriday, March 15, 2019

    I'm surprised you didn't grab the one I had on my blog yesterday. That one is priceless. The pizza was good.

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  8. jonoFriday, March 15, 2019

    When I see the word satin on a paint can or anywhere else I like to play with people and pronounce it with a long 'a'.

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  9. holliFriday, March 15, 2019

    HA!! Those are funny- especially the ugly dog from satan/santa

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  10. MrsDuncanMahoganyFriday, March 15, 2019

    Oh the one with the no returns on their soul.....I grinned evilly with this one! And then laughed right out loud.

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  11. KirkFriday, March 15, 2019

    Ha! I like the "no returns" one.

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  12. bobbieFriday, March 15, 2019

    LOVE the "I prefer silk" one! Thanks for the big belly laugh!

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  13. Marie SmithFriday, March 15, 2019

    Lol. He sure is!

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  14. Joanne NoragonFriday, March 15, 2019

    Satin does not want four different versions, either!

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  15. Fundy BlueFriday, March 15, 2019

    These are brilliant! I laughed at each and every one! I can't pick a favorite. The third grade teacher in me got a kick out of the spelling errors! Have a good weekend with your Rare One, Debra!

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  16. BootsandBraidsFriday, March 15, 2019

    That last one should be on a billboard displayed all over the country.

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  17. Susan KaneFriday, March 15, 2019

    Sooo clever! The Santa/Satan dog is excellent!

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  18. DEZMONDFriday, March 15, 2019

    I've had that first one a couple of times at my Facebook :)

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  19. Bill LislemanFriday, March 15, 2019

    Oh divine spelling errors.

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  20. eFriday, March 15, 2019

    Some true LOLs!

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  21. LL Cool JoeFriday, March 15, 2019

    Great photo capture from the Shell Petrol station. Oops Shell Gas station.

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  22. GuillaumeFriday, March 15, 2019

    In the Bible, Satan actually has a lower kill count than God.

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  23. MarthaFriday, March 15, 2019

    HAHAHA! This was fun. Which kid wouldn't want a puppy like that? And the last image? The best!!

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  24. Janie JunebugFriday, March 15, 2019

    Thank you, Jesus, for taking away His Horribleness. Debra darling, don't go to Hell.
    I prefer silk, too, especially a washable silk.

    Love,
    Janie

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  25. Infidel753Saturday, March 16, 2019

    Of course Jesus fills up his Honda Accord there. Satan is the only gas station owner who lets him pay in souls.

    With the water in the background, it looks like Trump is actually at the River Styx. He won't make it to the afterlife because he'll try to stiff Charon out of the coin to carry him across.

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  26. bj Saturday, March 16, 2019

    No comments on this one.

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  27. Ole Phat StuSaturday, March 16, 2019

    Bible Kill count (not including the Flood): Satan 10, God 2,476,633.

    Remind me again, who the evil one is :-(

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  28. jaz@octoberfarmSaturday, March 16, 2019

    these are really funny!

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  29. This N ThatSaturday, March 16, 2019

    OMG that first one is just awful in a great sort of way...

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  30. ^.^Saturday, March 16, 2019

    Going to work, slip sliding through da snow, being assaulted at work (working psych)… paperwork galore … goin home cryin … turn the radio on Loud and cuddle Theo. Smiles … I'm still standing, friend D … https://youtu.be/peargM8CPoU

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  31. Magaly GuerreroSaturday, March 16, 2019

    Satin is, indeed, a lot cooler.

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  32. Ur-spoSaturday, March 16, 2019

    I have often wondered if The Father of Lies is responsible for the dangling participle.

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  33. Ol'BuzzardSunday, March 17, 2019

    I prefer hell. Heaven sounds too boring.
    the OL'Buzzard

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  34. SarahSunday, March 17, 2019

    I love the hell hound meme. I just love how the hell hound pup trying to even escape the little girls clutches. lol

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  35. bailiMonday, March 18, 2019

    okay now my neighbor is trying to peak what is wrong with me
    enough laughing Debra!

    only you can make it happen
    making me life like hell
    the last one oh my i can't stop lol

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  36. RommyMonday, March 18, 2019

    I laughed up on all, but the last one especially had me giggling. Jesus is going to have his hands full with that one.

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  37. Magic Love CrowMonday, March 18, 2019

    LOL! Thanks for the laughs and smiles Deb! LOL! No returns! LOL!

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