People! This is why spelling is important!
Even Satan has to make a living, I guess.
Say, I hope Jesus doesn't fill up His Honda Accord here --
Are people really getting worse and worse?
Satan knows!
Of course, there's always the
good ol' evil reliables
to keep Satan in business!
And, every once in awhile,
a special delivery!
Keep your eye on him, Jesus,
he's a slippery bastard!
Sad day. Hail Satin.
ReplyDeletegood ones, debra!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO
ReplyDeleteOh, the Shell one is priceless.
Also, 'Really? I prefer silk' is the best comeback ever.
XOXO
Perfect ending to this follow up post!
ReplyDeleteThat.Last.One.
ReplyDeleteBRWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't grab the one I had on my blog yesterday. That one is priceless. The pizza was good.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see the word satin on a paint can or anywhere else I like to play with people and pronounce it with a long 'a'.
ReplyDeleteHA!! Those are funny- especially the ugly dog from satan/santa
ReplyDeleteOh the one with the no returns on their soul.....I grinned evilly with this one! And then laughed right out loud.
ReplyDeleteHa! I like the "no returns" one.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the "I prefer silk" one! Thanks for the big belly laugh!
ReplyDeleteLol. He sure is!
ReplyDeleteSatin does not want four different versions, either!
ReplyDeleteThese are brilliant! I laughed at each and every one! I can't pick a favorite. The third grade teacher in me got a kick out of the spelling errors! Have a good weekend with your Rare One, Debra!
ReplyDeleteThat last one should be on a billboard displayed all over the country.
ReplyDeleteSooo clever! The Santa/Satan dog is excellent!
ReplyDeleteI've had that first one a couple of times at my Facebook :)
ReplyDeleteOh divine spelling errors.
ReplyDeleteSome true LOLs!
ReplyDeleteGreat photo capture from the Shell Petrol station. Oops Shell Gas station.
ReplyDeleteIn the Bible, Satan actually has a lower kill count than God.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! This was fun. Which kid wouldn't want a puppy like that? And the last image? The best!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Jesus, for taking away His Horribleness. Debra darling, don't go to Hell.
ReplyDeleteI prefer silk, too, especially a washable silk.
Love,
Janie
Of course Jesus fills up his Honda Accord there. Satan is the only gas station owner who lets him pay in souls.
ReplyDeleteWith the water in the background, it looks like Trump is actually at the River Styx. He won't make it to the afterlife because he'll try to stiff Charon out of the coin to carry him across.
No comments on this one.
ReplyDeleteBible Kill count (not including the Flood): Satan 10, God 2,476,633.
ReplyDeleteRemind me again, who the evil one is :-(
these are really funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG that first one is just awful in a great sort of way...
ReplyDeleteGoing to work, slip sliding through da snow, being assaulted at work (working psych)… paperwork galore … goin home cryin … turn the radio on Loud and cuddle Theo. Smiles … I'm still standing, friend D … https://youtu.be/peargM8CPoU
ReplyDeleteSatin is, indeed, a lot cooler.
ReplyDeleteI have often wondered if The Father of Lies is responsible for the dangling participle.
ReplyDeleteI prefer hell. Heaven sounds too boring.
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I love the hell hound meme. I just love how the hell hound pup trying to even escape the little girls clutches. lol
ReplyDeleteokay now my neighbor is trying to peak what is wrong with me
ReplyDeleteenough laughing Debra!
only you can make it happen
making me life like hell
the last one oh my i can't stop lol
I laughed up on all, but the last one especially had me giggling. Jesus is going to have his hands full with that one.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for the laughs and smiles Deb! LOL! No returns! LOL!
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