Hello, my beloved fans and minions!
It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat,
here again with my annual Pride post!
Or should that be . . .
It's time once more to celebrate all things LGBTQ+
I bring you Official Pride Greetings
from the Animal Kingdom in all its diversity!
Homosexual behaviour is, of course,
rampant in the Animal Kingdom as well!
And here's a new species too!
Speaking of gender, I'd like to pay tribute
to our dear Grumpy Cat who recently
crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
People always misgendered Tardar Sauce as a male
but she was in fact a female kitty.
She was the Queen of Snark
and we will miss her terribly.
Farewell, Grumpy Cat!
And you know, fictional animals can be pretty kinky too!
(Yes, I know that Elmo is technically
a monster muppet, not an animal
but FU, don't quibble.)
I hope everyone agrees that
the Cat in the Hat is a cat, okay?
And, in the spirit of Pride,
I'm even including
a . . . a . . . DOG in this post.
I hope you're happy.
What are you complaining about?
You're getting tongue!
Sheesh, you people.
Thank you for the laughs! RIP Grumpy Cat.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha
ReplyDeleteThe Kenyan official is full shit, of course. Gay colonialism my ass.
And grumpy cat always has a special place in my heart.
And Elmo, et tu?
XoXo
RIP Grumpy Cat. Thanks for the rainbow smiles!
ReplyDeletethe elmo one is too funny!
ReplyDeleteYeah everyone thought Grumpy Cat was a boy. Is that because people assumed boys are grumpier than girls? :D Just for the record I don't believe gay marriage would make Jesus cry. People killing one another makes Jesus cry.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning chuckle. RIP Grumpy cat.
ReplyDeleteLove the Elmo!
ReplyDeleteI got my paws up for Pride too HRM. Party on animals and monsters. And RIP Grumpy Cat.
ReplyDeleteRIP Grumpy
ReplyDeleteAnd I loves the Purrride!
this was fun sharing dear Debra!
ReplyDeleteenjoyed it alot!
hugs!
Funny! Personally, I never thought that Grumpy Cat was a boy. She had a classic case of rqf (resting queen face).
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious. Great riposte from AngryAussie to the Kenyan official.
ReplyDeleteI'm grinning ear to ear today. Every time I come to your blog you give me something to smile about. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHats off to AngryAussie. That's the perfect comeback.
ReplyDeleteThank you Your Highness. See if you can cheer Grumpy cat up.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh transgendeer!!!!!!!! Oh dear.
ReplyDeletebe the rainbow
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
Poor Grumpy, we miss her so!
ReplyDeleteWell done, YRH! These were perfectly perfect and made me lol for realz!
ReplyDeleteBonus for including a dog - you're remarkably egalitarian when you choose to be.
@ e -- "Remarkably egalitarian when you choose to be" -- And WHAT exactly do you mean by THAT, you impertinent human, you?
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, My favorite was the "So this is heaven..." one, although they were all good. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDelete--Jim
The lion one is funny.
ReplyDeleteI support our gay four-legged friends. I think. i mean, I can't think of any reason not to.
I wasn't ready for that last shot. I can even hear the pug snorts in my head.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles. Brightens my day
ReplyDeleteThanks Debra for the funnies...lol. Sorry about Grumpy cat who passed over Rainbow bridge.
ReplyDeleteHRH nailed this post; such a clever well-spoken kitty!
ReplyDeleteCats love themselves, humans are mere slaves.
ReplyDeleteLots of good ones, but I think I like the rainbow cat the best!
ReplyDeleteBeen MIA in Ottawa for a bit so am catching up on my blog reading. Happy Pride and thanks to HRH for laughs, shits and giggles and getting the glitter on!
ReplyDeleteI lost it on the one about gay tourists who f*k in front of lions.
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
Continued Happy Pride to you, HRH, and to Rare One and Debra.
Hooray, dear Grumpy Cat.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Another great post. Thanks for the smiles!
ReplyDeleteNot the first famous animal to be mis gendered.
ReplyDeleteYet again, you've gathered the best clips for us all … Thankyou!
ReplyDeleteGreat post..Love the Lions...Thanks HRH
ReplyDeleteOh Debra.....you really OUTDO yourself....my ears are burnin....I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteJo
June is also Adopt-A-Cat Month (I already have my quota).
ReplyDeleteBrava, HRH! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Kenya where apparently you can make lions watch you having sex!
ReplyDelete@ Eric -- May the Goddess Bast bless you for this reminder! Now get out there, everyone, and adopt a cat today!
ReplyDelete@HRH
ReplyDeleteShe Who Must Be Obeyed told me to spread the word or there would be hairballs on my pillow. I used to have a statuette of Bast, but she knocked it off the shelf because there was only room for one deity in the home. The other live cat doesn't, apparently, count.
Just thinking about it, this picture of Elmo does not mean that he's gay, just like that he likes large objects up his ass.
ReplyDeleteI read these in reverse from present backwards. This too was a marvelous set.
ReplyDeleteI am stunned by the Kenyan lions one. Kudos to "Angry Aussie" for the brilliant comeback to such an appalling, ignorant, and absurd comment by a Kenyan official!
ReplyDeleteI miss Grumpy Cat! I suspect that she and you are having lots of stimulating conversation on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge,HRH!
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