Don't get an upset stomach, but it's time
for some gastronomic puns and word play!
As an appetizer, how about
a nice fruit 'n veggie tray?
Or would you prefer some bread and cheese instead?
Next, the pasta course -- mangia, mangia!
And then, the protein course --
Whatever you eat, don't forget the condiments!
I hope everyone saved room for dessert!
This next dessert is so good, it ought to be illegal!
I trust this post has been a revelation to you all.
[And as usual, a special shout-out of thanks to Jackiesue at Yellowdog Granny, who always finds and posts good pun memes for me to steal!]
a good way to start the weekend. and I want the guy behind the 'stache glass!
ReplyDeleteLol. Priceless!
ReplyDeleteThese are cute. Love the vegetarian one. LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteUghhhh, groan, eyeroll... (however, I do have Annie Lennox singing in my head after that cheese one). -Jenn
ReplyDeleteGroan....it's 6 am.
ReplyDeletehaha great treat to my evening dear Debra
ReplyDeletethank you so much for constant smile as each pick is hilarious :)))
you are excellent at humorous posting indeed my friend !
"Mother warned me not to marry a sourdough."
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha
Annie Lennox for the next few hours thanks to you. Ah well, everybody's looking for something.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great big belly laugh this morning!!!
ReplyDeleteEvery one of them is wonderful! Thank you for the laughs!!
ReplyDeleteThat first one made me laugh right off, and then I just kept on laughing.
ReplyDeleteI just had a good laugh, these were great Debra! Number two is pretty cute when you think of the effort put into it!
ReplyDeletePretty sure that's not iceberg lettuce. Doesn't iceberg lettuce curl up into a tasteless watery ball? (Oh grow up!) But I suppose that identifying the vegetable correctly would cause no joke to romaine.
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- Oooooo, masterfully done, I mean, pun!
ReplyDeleteI love Old Lurker! I was thinking the same thing, but not in clever pun form! All of these are terrific, Debra. I am a sucker for a good limerick or a bad pun :) I absolutely don't know why I got the biggest chuckle from Shrimp on the Barbie! It must be the visuals and my loathing of that doll.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha...oh my gosh that made me laugh! Breakfast at Epiphany's...totally hilarious. Great post Debra! I wish I had a pun to add to it, but I'm still giggling...
ReplyDeleteOMG I've just seen today a meme on Facebook on molasses which asks what do they do with the rest of moles! Took me five seconds to get it LOL
ReplyDeleteDat was pun, friend D … I see that pun was had by all :) Happy week end. Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteYou could just say the manatee has gone romaine, never to come home no more.
ReplyDeleteOkay, these were great. You are a master.
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, All great, and the bread one reminded me of the Japanese cartoon Kogepan, about a burned bread roll who is depressed because he is not as pretty as the other breads. I think all the episodes are on YouTube.
ReplyDelete--Jim
A palm sundae slam dunk to you, too.
ReplyDeleteStanding ovation.
ReplyDeleteMade me smile! My favorite is Grapes of Wrath.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
We don't have enough minutes for puns, thyme is money.
ReplyDeleteHaha great set of memes. Great to see you back!
ReplyDeletedoughtnut shop is best one.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on
the seagull/bagel one is my favorite dad joke.
ReplyDeleteI still hate the puns. Krusty the Clown called them the lowest form of comedy and I agree with him.
ReplyDeleteThese puns are so bad they're good. By the way, our local bakery recently burned down. The poor owner's business is toast.
ReplyDeleteLot's of groans in there.."Shrimp on the Barbie"...Some goodies too!! Thanks for sharing..Hope you having a good weekend..
ReplyDeleteFunny thing, now I'm hungry.
ReplyDeletethey say that puns are the lowest form of humor - but I love them.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
I like my carbs like I like my humor--saucy.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast at Epiphany's ... almost dropped my computer.
ReplyDeleteyou know, opening a bakery next to a marijuana dispensary isn't a bad idea...Just sayin'
ReplyDelete:)
I would like to have breakfast at Epiphanys.
ReplyDeleteSuch pun-ishment.
ReplyDeleteLove these! Some groaners, of course, but some true LOLZ!
ReplyDeleteYou know the folks who groan over puns? I'm not one of them, I always think they're funny! Thanks for these. Raisin awareness! I heard that before, must have been through the grapevine.😄
ReplyDeleteI snickered too hard at these. I love terrible puns.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely great collection. I wanted to publish all of them to facebook but I was afraid my f&F would think I lost it, Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteEpiphanies and iceberg have to be my favourites I think but they all made me smile.
ReplyDeleteLOL ~ But now I've got Annie Lennox stuck in my head!
ReplyDeleteThank you Debra!!!! I'm smiling! Big Hugs!
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