What better time of the year than Halloween month
to pull out the ol' OUIJA BOARD?
Don't have one?
No worries!
MAKE YOUR OWN!
Or you can spend a lot of money
and go ALL OUT!
But don't worry about the EXPENSE.
You might be able to benefit FINANCIALLY
from your ouija board . . . .
A ouija board has a MILLION uses!
And forget Tinder or Grindr --
ouija is the HOT NEW DATING APP!
There's a ouija board for EVERYONE!
Here's a couple for all you TOKERS out there
(you know who you are!)
And even a couple for all you ANTISOCIAL types!
Just ONE final bit of advice.
WORRIED about summoning the DEVIL?
DON'T BE!
Awesome. You really made my morning.
ReplyDeleteWow! When I was a kid, my mom truly used this all the time. These great pics and memes makes me want to go out and find one. Love all the cool things you find so much! RO
ReplyDelete"Roomba summons the devil"!
ReplyDeleteThanks for my morning spit-take!
We don't have those here... fortunately..
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteI have one...and haven't had it out in years. Never thought to charge it rent.
ReplyDeleteToo funny really got a kick out of the Millenial one
ReplyDeletehaha! Love the one about the rent as well as grandma asking if she's hungry.. Spot On!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. SO many funny ones up there.
ReplyDeleteMy Aunt (who was only 8 years older than I) used to bring hers over when she babysat my Brother and I. I still get the heebie jeenbies thinking about it!!
Love that budget board with the Dorito. I think the last on should say "Satan is to busy making deals with the president".
ReplyDeletei LOVE the floor model!
ReplyDeleteThese are all great, but my fave is the "Roomba summons the devil"!!!
ReplyDeleteTFFS
Roomba!!!!!!! Good one.
ReplyDelete:) Much love, cat.
ReplyDeleteHaha the Batman and Robin one!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Ouija and chill? Sign me up!
XoXo
Hello Debra, Don't forget the tiny, portable keychain version:
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My sister gave me one of these years ago.
--Jim
OMGoodness, this is so GOOD! What a delight. Just got my paper towel and Doritos, so I gotta go!!!
ReplyDelete**blows kisses**
Deb
I love the weed ones and the last one too. High times.
ReplyDeleteVery cool stuff. I those the LEAVE ME ALONE option.
ReplyDeleteI sought good news from a couple of your Ouijas. Both gave an emphatic NO! I may have to take my bloggin' business elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteLol. Love these!
ReplyDeleteThose were hilarious. I should save the whole collection.
ReplyDeleteNever believed in it, even as a teenager. Good for horror stories though.
ReplyDeletehee hee hee, that last one!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha, oh my. Batman's abusive. That finale still has me laughing.
ReplyDeleteFun stuff, Debra. Thank you.
That's Gen Z talk not Millennials.
ReplyDeleteYou stinking boomers.
They have a Ouija board for everyone.
ReplyDeleteI like the antisocial boards. They represent my current feelings.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I used to have a Ouija board, loved it. My overly fundamentalist religious parents actually BURNED it in the fireplace. That floor is great!!
ReplyDeleteI once gave my brother a glow-in-the-dark edition for his birthday.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where you find these gems, but don't stop~!
ReplyDeleteGreat Ouija laughs, Debra! We used to have one as kids. I had a few freaky experiences with it and left it alone. Our severe Baptist great grandmother kept warning us that we were in touch with Satan when we used it. I thought from that first photo that you were going to mess with your sister and her friends by messing with the power box ~ LOL!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLShV8P5dgI
ReplyDeletehohoho
Nice to know there are Ouija boards for all!
ReplyDelete@ Ur-spo -- I can't believe there is a Monty Python clip that I've never seen before but you have managed to find one! Many thanks! Also interesting because it shows a real DIY ouija board, the way it was done before the boards were commercialized and sold!
ReplyDeleteGetting on board - the Ouija board that is, can be fun if the spirit moves you.
ReplyDeleteOh my lord this brought back memories of Friday night at April's house - Kraft homemade pizza, cola and Ouija.
ReplyDeleteyou made me laugh so hard dear Debra :)
ReplyDeletethe forth one and the last are my favorite
thank you for always spreading smiles my dear friend !
hugs!
Love the little vacuum summoning evil. That's too funny.
ReplyDeleteLike the magic 8 ball, Ouija boards seemed to be pretty ubiquitous back in the 70s. We didn't have a board, but friends did. We never could get spirits to visit us, sadly.
ReplyDeleteThat first one with the electrical panel is a video....you can hear them screaming when the lights go out....hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteLove the rent one and the weed one... I have not had any experience with a Ouija board. You keep me informed about these things!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Love these :) I've really missed the craziness that is your blog!
ReplyDeleteLove the kids version.
ReplyDeleteI lost some very good tea laughing at that last meme!
ReplyDeleteMy brother would use the fuck you one! LOL! I love the grave stone! Big Hugs!
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