Wednesday 9 October 2019

HRH's Halloween Post


Hello everyone!!!
Her Royal Highness the Cat here.

Halloween is, of course, my favourite time of year!
At least, ever since I used up all nine of my lives.


By the way, do you know why cats have nine lives?


I've got one beef about Halloween, though.

Cats get a really bad rap at this time of year.

It's like people think we're evil or something.

WTF is up with that????


It's all slander and libel,
according to my old pal Purrywise.


Now, it is true that we felines
do have certain, shall we say, psychic abilities . . . 


. . . but we use our powers only for good, not evil!


And we never ever misuse our powers 
for selfish or self-serving reasons.


That's why our humans (dead or undead) love us so!


And here's a closeup of Dracula's cat
(a good buddy of mine) --


By the way, just so you know when I come
to your door to trick-or-treat on October 31st,
this will be my costume --


Give me lots of cat treats!

No, no, there's no implied threat here at all.

Just because I'm armed doesn't mean I'll use my weapon
on the less generous among you or anything like that.

Ha ha, what a silly idea!

48 comments:

  1. I've had lots of cats in my lifetime and hardly any tried to kill me. Well, there was that one...... ;)
    I don't know why they get a bad rap at this time either; perhaps it's that old fable about not crossing a black cat or something other. We are catless now after having them forever and one thing I can say is: my dining room table is hair-free and I don't have to share the cup of water I keep at my bedside.
    Happy Humpday!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. The It cat is fantastic, and the Dracula cat is truth.

    People here in Smallville get very weird about black cats at Halloween, so I take pictures of Tuxedo everywhere to show him off; he's a "Boo" Kitty.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I can so totally relate to some of these memes. The mewing at 2 am and the getting squeezed off of the bed or out of the coffin in this case. But in no way do I think cats are evil or aloof. The cats I have known are super needy and love people. When are you gonna get another cat?

    ReplyDelete
  4. @ Lady M -- When am I going to get another cat? HRH has forbidden it.

    ReplyDelete
  5. @ Lady M -- No one can replace me. NO ONE!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Dracula and Walking Dead cats are priceless!

    ReplyDelete
  7. No worries HRH.....I love and strongly endorse black cats.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Too funny! Thanks for the giggles!1

    ReplyDelete
  9. I saw one cat didn't come back after two pit bulls got a hold of it. Was that the last life?

    ReplyDelete
  10. hohoho

    A patient of mine came to his appointment wearing the T-shirt in your photo. I though it was the Yule cat.

    ReplyDelete
  11. That cat with the Ouija board this Wednesday. It was probably hard to decide if it went with the Halloween Post or Ouija post.
    Some of your readers observe, notice, scrutinize, detect these little tidbits.
    They keep their eye on the look out for such things.
    Did I mention that they also love to nit-pick???

    ME? I just LOVE all your posts!!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Hah, cat Halloween costumes! No, I can't imagine how the association of cats with evil got started. Even with bat wings or fangs, it's almost impossible to make a cat look scary.

    It's tough for Dracula. Not only is that his bed, but to a cat it looks like a big cardboard box. Of course the cat is going to seize possession of it.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Dracula and his cat. That was so purrrfect.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Not letting the Demon Duo see any of those pictures - no need to give them any more ideas!

    ReplyDelete
  15. OMGoodness, those are all so funny! You are quite a delight! I love them all.

    ReplyDelete
  16. How is that Walking Dead cat not ready to kill somebody? Dogs you can dress up, but cats?

    Reading your blog is bad for my health and my wallet, because I keep wanting those t-shirts.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Neighbour's black cat doesn't make a sound as long as we all creep past silently, heads lowered. Her tail swishes silently … I'll be glad when it's November

    ReplyDelete
  18. Hello Debra, I don't know how these rumors about cats get started. Cats are perfectly tractable--as long as you don't cross them and you give them whatever they want, which is entirely reasonable.
    --Jim

    ReplyDelete
  19. I recently purchased a new queen-sized bed, forgetting that my 18-pound cat considers it mandatory that he sleep with me. All is well until my spouse comes to bed. Then it's cattitude.

    ReplyDelete
  20. The Daryl cat is the best!!!

    ReplyDelete
  21. Daryl post is just wild. Also love the cat blanket but IT cat is the best. You know, instead of art, I should just tack memes all over my walls. HahaHA. they bring me such laughter. Debra, I've got a new blog. Please come visit me at welcometosimple.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  22. Omg Purrywise!
    Also the little vampire kitty! Do want!

    XoXo

    ReplyDelete
  23. It's not Halloween without cats.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Dracula's cat lived with me for awhile. He could open doors at will.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Don't worry, HRH. Deb knows full well that you'd make a cat o'lantern out any other cat she might adopt... Happy Meowloween!!

    ReplyDelete
  26. Haha. Daryl, I want your pawtograph.
    Oh, HRH, you KILLED, and I mean KILLED, this post.
    Thank you.

    ReplyDelete
  27. I don't even know where to begin. I mean, Darryl - that's the best! But the one that made me chuckle the most...Purrywise. Closely followed by the cat reaper. These were great!

    Elsie

    ReplyDelete
  28. So much fun, and a reminder that all cats rule, and continue to give everyone a reason to come up with memes, and for us to love them(lol) Hugs, RO

    ReplyDelete
  29. Can the cat write all the posts?

    ReplyDelete
  30. @ BWBandy -- THANK YOU, kind sir, my sentiments EXACTLY!

    ReplyDelete
  31. @ BWBandy -- Oh fer gawd's sake, do NOT encourage her. HRH takes up too much oxygen around here as it is. She thinks she's the boss of me AND this blog.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Good one HRH ! Well of the cat Bat or is it a bat cat...too cute...

    ReplyDelete
  33. That Dracula's cat is a hoot.

    ReplyDelete
  34. I have no use for Halloween fun, friend D as I do not like to be scared. I wish you much fun though. Much love, cat.

    ReplyDelete
  35. The cat is out of the Halloween bag now.

    ReplyDelete
  36. the cat dressed as Darryl cracks me up..

    ReplyDelete
  37. The Ouija and the Dracula...HAHAHAHA! Cats...how can you not love them?

    ReplyDelete
  38. I adore this post! Thanks for the chuckles. It was nice to hear from HRH too!

    ReplyDelete
  39. HRH deserves all the kitty treats AND catnip laced goodies

    ReplyDelete
  40. Love you HRH!!! Cats are for sure not evil!!! Great post! LOL! Big Hugs!

    ReplyDelete
  41. You're the best, HRH! I love every post you create! Dracula's cat ~ OMG!!!

    ReplyDelete

Your comments are welcomed and appreciated!

However, comment moderation is on and no comments will be published from trolls, haters, bots or spammers.