I haven't done a poultry post for a while, so today's your lucky day! Here's the answers to all the poultry-related questions you've been dying to ask --
Question:
WHY did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
Cluck you, buddy.
Question:
HOW did the chicken cross the road?
Answer #1:
At the crosswalk, of course, obeying all traffic signals.
Answer #2:
Riding in comfort IN a car.
Answer #3:
Riding in discomfort ON a car.
Question:
How did the chicken cross the RIVER?
Answer:
Isn't it obvious?
Question:
What does it look like when you face-swap with a chicken?
Answer:
Creepy. Damn creepy.
No need to go on a diet. That last picture made me lose my appetite. Damn creepy indeed.
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That's a pretty elaborate costume in the third picture. On the other hand, I see from the signs that it's a Russian-speaking area, so maybe that's a real mutant chicken from Chernobyl.
ReplyDeleteI'mma gonna tell a friend about this post!
ReplyDeleteLove that eye swap picture - very creepy!
ReplyDeleteAll good until that last one.
ReplyDeleteYou just had to put that last one in, didn't you?
Those faces will haunt me for days!
The crosswalk one is priceless!
ReplyDeleteI want that for next Halloween!
XoXo
Some say the chicken crossed the road
ReplyDeleteTo get to the other side.
I say the chicken got half way there,
Got squashed by a Chevy, and died.
- Deedles circa 1968 age 12
These are too funny! I don't know what face swapping is and I hope I'm never involved!
Hello Debra, It's posts like these that keep your blog high in the pecking order.
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OMG I'm going to have nightmares about that face swap!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! THE FACE SWAP! I can't unsee that now. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG, friend D … that last pic is hilariously creepy!!! Love it!!! Always, cat.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll be having nightmares tonight about the face-swap!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, that last one was really damned creepy. It got me walking around the house lifting my lags and chocking. Almost like a chicken. Did you know Joyce owns a pair of Uggs? YES! She's gone Valley Girl on us and she lives in Ohio for jeabbus sake. I'm thinking OMG!
ReplyDeleteI know that I am "no spring chicken" but that last one has caused me to "chicken out" on chicken memes.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll "go to bed with the chickens" to try and get over it.
OMG you are so funny. I am cracking up over these. Thanks for the morning laugh.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid there was a joke that went like this:
ReplyDeleteQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.
I should note Sanders was still alive back then. I'm not sure younger people these days who think he's just a trademark and was never a real person would get it.
I bought those chicken socks for my sisters!! lol
ReplyDeleteThat face swap is amazing..and terrifying! ha!
I'm kinda sorta scared now....
ReplyDeleteGreat poultry memes! I love that realistic costume that the crosswalk user is wearing. Maybe they could upgrade their shoes, though.
ReplyDeleteLol. You always give me a chuckle, Debra! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteOh my Gawd! It's all fun and games until that freakin eye-swap. Thanks for the nightmares!
ReplyDeleteHa! Fun post!
ReplyDeleteI assume the young lady has chicken eyes. This one is cringe worthy.
ReplyDeleteLoved this playful post, especially the first meme.
ReplyDeleteWe shouldn't question chickens motives. That's for turkeys.
Cheers, Debra.
That face swap will haunt my nightmares! :D
ReplyDeletecoming by to say hello....
ReplyDeletecute post and that last photo is downright scary!! :)
Ooh, that face swap! Creepy doesn't beGIN to describe it!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! So funny. Even the last one with all its creepiness :)
ReplyDeleteThe only question I care about is: did the chicken succeed crossing the road?
ReplyDeletePlaying catch-up! Love the costume. It’s perfect.. that face swap Is definitely creepy.. First of all, why?Fun post...
ReplyDeleteLove the first one!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. That last photo is very uncomfortable to view!
ReplyDeleteThat is a very disturbing eyeball swapping.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that Face swop meme on Pinterest and it's so funny and creepy at the same time. I could do with a rubber chicken on the back of my jeep. :D
ReplyDeleteI think we might have been separated at birth. Are you up for some DNA testing? lol OMG! Someone who is as twisted as me...FINALLY!
ReplyDeleteThat last one is just creepy! We have chickens and a (nice) rooster :)
ReplyDeleteI had to cover up the photo in the last one as I typed this as she was giving me major creeps.
ReplyDeleteRoosters are cocks.
ReplyDeletehow sublimely you explained dear Debra
ReplyDeletei bet chicken assassination would agree with each you mentioned here hahaha
Ewww. The eye one. So cool and gross.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, on the socks.
Hahaha! I love the rubber chicken backup warning!!!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Deb! LOL! But, that last one is scary! LOL!
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