Thursday, 7 November 2019

From the Chicken Coop

I haven't done a poultry post for a while, so today's your lucky day! Here's the answers to all the poultry-related questions you've been dying to ask --

Question:
WHY did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:
Cluck you, buddy.


Question:
HOW did the chicken cross the road?

Answer #1:
At the crosswalk, of course, obeying all traffic signals.


Answer #2:
Riding in comfort IN a car.


Answer #3:
Riding in discomfort ON a car.


Question:
How did the chicken cross the RIVER?

Answer:
Isn't it obvious?


Question: 
What does it look like when you face-swap with a chicken?

Answer:
Creepy. Damn creepy.


42 comments:

  1. No need to go on a diet. That last picture made me lose my appetite. Damn creepy indeed.

    Elsie

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  2. That's a pretty elaborate costume in the third picture. On the other hand, I see from the signs that it's a Russian-speaking area, so maybe that's a real mutant chicken from Chernobyl.

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  3. I'mma gonna tell a friend about this post!

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  4. Love that eye swap picture - very creepy!

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  5. All good until that last one.
    You just had to put that last one in, didn't you?
    Those faces will haunt me for days!

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  6. The crosswalk one is priceless!
    I want that for next Halloween!

    XoXo

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  7. Some say the chicken crossed the road
    To get to the other side.
    I say the chicken got half way there,
    Got squashed by a Chevy, and died.
    - Deedles circa 1968 age 12

    These are too funny! I don't know what face swapping is and I hope I'm never involved!

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  8. Hello Debra, It's posts like these that keep your blog high in the pecking order.
    --Jim

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  9. OMG I'm going to have nightmares about that face swap!!!

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  10. OMG! THE FACE SWAP! I can't unsee that now. :)

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  11. OMG, friend D … that last pic is hilariously creepy!!! Love it!!! Always, cat.

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  12. I think I'll be having nightmares tonight about the face-swap!!!

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  13. Oh, that last one was really damned creepy. It got me walking around the house lifting my lags and chocking. Almost like a chicken. Did you know Joyce owns a pair of Uggs? YES! She's gone Valley Girl on us and she lives in Ohio for jeabbus sake. I'm thinking OMG!

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  14. I know that I am "no spring chicken" but that last one has caused me to "chicken out" on chicken memes.

    I think I'll "go to bed with the chickens" to try and get over it.

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  15. OMG you are so funny. I am cracking up over these. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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  16. When I was a kid there was a joke that went like this:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.

    I should note Sanders was still alive back then. I'm not sure younger people these days who think he's just a trademark and was never a real person would get it.

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  17. I bought those chicken socks for my sisters!! lol
    That face swap is amazing..and terrifying! ha!

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  18. I'm kinda sorta scared now....

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  19. Great poultry memes! I love that realistic costume that the crosswalk user is wearing. Maybe they could upgrade their shoes, though.

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  20. Lol. You always give me a chuckle, Debra! Thank you!

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  21. Oh my Gawd! It's all fun and games until that freakin eye-swap. Thanks for the nightmares!

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  22. I assume the young lady has chicken eyes. This one is cringe worthy.

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  23. Loved this playful post, especially the first meme.
    We shouldn't question chickens motives. That's for turkeys.

    Cheers, Debra.

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  24. That face swap will haunt my nightmares! :D

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  25. coming by to say hello....
    cute post and that last photo is downright scary!! :)

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  26. Ooh, that face swap! Creepy doesn't beGIN to describe it!

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  27. HAHA! So funny. Even the last one with all its creepiness :)

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  28. The only question I care about is: did the chicken succeed crossing the road?

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  29. Playing catch-up! Love the costume. It’s perfect.. that face swap Is definitely creepy.. First of all, why?Fun post...

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  30. Funny stuff. That last photo is very uncomfortable to view!

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  31. That is a very disturbing eyeball swapping.

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  32. I've seen that Face swop meme on Pinterest and it's so funny and creepy at the same time. I could do with a rubber chicken on the back of my jeep. :D

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  33. I think we might have been separated at birth. Are you up for some DNA testing? lol OMG! Someone who is as twisted as me...FINALLY!

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  34. That last one is just creepy! We have chickens and a (nice) rooster :)

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  35. I had to cover up the photo in the last one as I typed this as she was giving me major creeps.

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  36. how sublimely you explained dear Debra
    i bet chicken assassination would agree with each you mentioned here hahaha

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  37. Ewww. The eye one. So cool and gross.

    Hahaha, on the socks.

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  38. Hahaha! I love the rubber chicken backup warning!!!

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  39. Brilliant Deb! LOL! But, that last one is scary! LOL!

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