Okay, enough of those wholesome posts
about books and candy canes.
Let's get on Santa's Naughty List today!
And while we're in the neighbourhood, so to speak --
anafenza:
humming-bird-moth:super dickman’s thick nuts
discoursestorm:this post only gets worse
connyhascontrol:Dicke means Fat or Thick
I’m kinkshaming all of GermanyIs it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
dicks, cocks, twig-n-berries, WOO HOO!
ReplyDeleteYrs....you got my attention dear!?!
ReplyDeleteThe vacuum cleaner is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteJP
Lol. A great start to a long day!
ReplyDeleteOh thank you!!! This is just what I needed today... The laughs, not the dicks! Well, on second thought, thanks, too, for the dicks!
ReplyDeleteAll I want for Christmas is ... dick?
ReplyDeleteOMG _ that t-shirt with the dog. What an optical illusion! Those palm trees are to funny.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about your posts are that they are always terrific and make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe second best thing is reading everyone's creative comments.
(I can't think of one cute thing to reply.)
hahahaha .... fa 'lala .. la, la, la. Now I have an earworm 'Dick the halls ...'
ReplyDeleteDebra, the titles of your posts always give fair warning of what each particular one is about, and yet I look anyway :) Loved this, even though it wasn't famous Dicks dressed as elves.
ReplyDeletegood bit of Holiday humor
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're just sending a message to their neighbours?
ReplyDeleteI do ever so love me Dickmann's thick nuts! :)
In that second to last image, the term "heavy petting" comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaahahahaaaa! that last one made me spew my coffee. I need to shut down and clean my keyboard now. Again.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious....very inappropriate and that's my favorite!
ReplyDeleteWe have palm trees like that and I need to light them to have the 'dick' part emphasized. :)
Poor Danny, lol! And the last one is just glorious. Language makes everyone a bit better (and when we get lucky, naughtier).
ReplyDeleteBILBO!!! lol lol lol
ReplyDeleteI am laughing my socks off. Great post.
ReplyDeletei speak german and got the last one immediately.i dated a guy once that had dicke nusse!
ReplyDeleteWell, you made me like xmas again!
ReplyDeleteCan I get some Superdickmann’s please?
Kthnxbi.
XoXo
Wow!
ReplyDeleteCandy canes, snowballs and Yule logs, oh my!
ReplyDeleteAmazing collection, Debra! Just what I need after a day like today.
ReplyDeleteThese were all hilarious! But the last one....HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI think the palm trees are in a place called 'The Happy Place'.
ReplyDeleteIs your entire audience comprised of 13 year olds? More importantly, is every 13 year old in the world on Santa's naughty list?
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- I'd love to be 13 again, wouldn't you? Adolescent jokes are the closest I can come to it now, alas!
ReplyDeletePretty good, top to bottom.
ReplyDeleteI think you definitely got on Santa's Naughty List with this post!
ReplyDeleteBoobies could that be next?
ReplyDeleteIt's back to grade school with some of those.
ReplyDeleteWe sold disney cups once that had the straw...umm somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you, Belle was well equipped
These are hysterical! I wonder how some things go to market without an employee pointing out the obvious!
ReplyDeleteOh my lord - you gave me my morning laugh. I will have the vision of the palm trees with me for a very long time. Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteDildo Baggins just kind of goes without saying, but it took en entire marketing team to come up with Super Dickmann's thick nuts and still no one noticed anything amiss.
ReplyDeleteLove the sweat shirt..til somebody had to take it out of context..LOL..Great post!!!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL!!!! I laughed the whole way through this post! Every single one! Thank you for that, Debra! Merry Dickmas!
ReplyDeleteWell, since the Christmas tree itself is a phallic symbol, that might not be so bad after all.
ReplyDelete@ e -- Oh, rats! I should have thought of "Merry Dickmas" myself, LOL!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteI lost some perfectly good tea cracking up at these!
ReplyDeletePlease could you tell me how to explain why I keep breaking out in uncontrollable giggling at the Bilbo image which won't leave my head.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the huge laugh these brought me! I especially loved the German candies one ~
ReplyDeleteAwesome. You have quite a collection of Dick pics
ReplyDeleteDebra, I'm sitting in a Tim's snickering like crazy... getting strange looks.
ReplyDeleteHere in Phoenix those sorts of palm tree lights happen all the time.
ReplyDeleteThat's a very lucky secret Santa gift recipient.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why I don't come read your blog more often... I've been thoroughly entertained by all your recent posts! 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteThat is what I call great gift suggestions for the wife, though I am sure she would think otherwise.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
These all made me laugh. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteOMG - these all had me seriously giggling out loud!(lol) Love them all! Hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteLOL....I laughed even more on this post!!
ReplyDeletehugs to you dear Debra!
ReplyDeleteI want to get that wrapping paper! LOL! Big Hugs!
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