But I'm sure things
will get better
very soon!
We'll be traveling again --
don't worry!
And sunbathing too!
This pandemic will teach us
the very valuable lesson
that true beauty is not our
superficial appearance, but
that which lies deep
within each of us.
Oh, screw that -- I've got
the kitchen shears out already!
We all just need to look on bright side --
things could be a helluva lot worse!
And be careful what you complain about!
"Just in case . . . ."
I'm sure next month will be
much, much better!
OHHH That horoscope!
ReplyDeleteWe were both thinking about the end of the month! Telepathy!
Also, those haircuts are absolutely hysterical.
March really really gave that 'coffee filter' feeling, huh?
XOXO
agreed with the first one. and I don't know where doritos and chocolate easter eggs and ice cream live either.
ReplyDeleteThat's would be my life's horoscope, not a daily one. And we will need HRH's help with that giant zombie chicken! But let her eat the ones on the beaches.
ReplyDeleteLaughing at the horoscope, and the hair cut ones.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit these made me laugh. I love the sun bather in the window!
ReplyDeleteGood riddance is right. Had looked forward to March for my birthday and St. Pattie's Day, but now I can't wait to see it go. A month none of us will soon forget.
ReplyDeleteAgain, so good!! I know people write LOL but they don't actually laugh out loud. I did audibly chuckle at the hair cuts and the final one because honestly, a giant chicken would be terrifying!!! I know. How do you interpret the whole "in like a lamb, out like a lion" thing with this month?!? -Jenn
ReplyDeleteI was telling my husband the other day that this month feels like forever. Great post.
ReplyDeleteI just spent a week on La Rotonda de Sofa. It was fabulous!
ReplyDeleteNext week ... Los Bed!
Thank you thank you. I needed to laugh this morning
ReplyDeleteOh crap! I hadn’t even thought about those poor souls who need their regular Botox injections!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I think my lung blew a bubble! I will never be able to make a pot of coffee without chuckling! Thanks for this, Debra.
ReplyDeleteSlim just asked me last night if I knew how to cut hair.
ReplyDeleteI really need to stop saying, "Maybe next year?" in regards to the previous year being less than stellar.
ReplyDeleteIt has not been working out for me very well. :)
Laughing at those haircuts! His Lordship was saying that he would have to have me cut his hair. Its gonna be painful.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I'm still having to go to work every day. I dont know which is worse!
ReplyDeleteThat Twilight Zone was not even kidding!!!! We had me in a foul mood, then the clocks changed then Friday the 13th and now everything shut down. Twilight zone for sure.
ReplyDeleteif it wasn't for the death part, this would be pretty exciting for someone my age.
ReplyDeleteI think the twilight zone would be a better place right now.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking about my yearly horoscope, which in January promised it really was going to be "my year"! lol
ReplyDeleteThe haircuts were a riot, but I shouldn't make fun. I am starting to need a haircut myself and will have to start checking out my supply of bowls.
ReplyDelete--Jim
These are funny! Truly, Debra, you are a reliable bringer of LoLz! Each post is like a PSA of humor.
ReplyDeleteI'm packing for a visit to Los Lounges but maybe later I'll take a trip to Porto Gardenas for some hunting of wild doritos.
Thanks for the much needed laughs Debra...
ReplyDeleteI ALWAYS cut my kids hair...hahaha!!!
But....It WAS the '70's!
Take care...
Again, thanks for the smiles and giggles!!
ReplyDeleteApril Fool is almost upon us! Let the fun begin!
ReplyDeleteIt's really scary here in Kansas. The morning newspaper clarified that gun shops and churches are essential activities and may remain open. We already knew about the liquor stores' being so.
ReplyDeleteStill hanging in there. Thanks for posting, friend D. Stay safe. Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteOur governor extended settle in place until May 1st, so April should be a barrel of laughs.
ReplyDeleteThe butt hanging out the window, getting a tan, made me laugh out loud. Good stuff. Thanks, Debra.
ReplyDeleteThe haircuts! I can remember one or two fringes like that...
ReplyDeleteThe Twilight Zone! But of course! That's it. That's what it is.
ReplyDeleteTwilight zone - so good I stole that one.
ReplyDeletethe Twilight Zone is no joke!! And the lady hanging out the window oh man, oh man lol
ReplyDeleteApril is coming. A day at a time.
ReplyDeleteThose kids have haircuts that represent my childhood.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I've lived my entire life in regions of Canada with winters colder than a witch's tit and darker than than the inside of a cow's arsehole and I NEVER EVER thought March could feel longer than January -- LOL!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha.........
ReplyDeleteYOU ROCK dear Debra :)))
these make me laugh aloud ,specially the destinations you having trip sound familiar and hilarious lol
yes earth is closed and we should stick with faith that some good will come out of it certainly
stay safe and amazing as always dear friend!
Zombies would have been better.
ReplyDeleteI had to do a wee in the woods last week. Leaves do NOT make good toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteIf my fringe looked as good as her bangs after self-cutting I'd be happy. Actually it's probably my face I need to change ...
HAHAHA! Loved all of these. That last one had me laughing out loud!
ReplyDeleteI am just saying that the lady who cut her own bangs did an EXCELLENT job compared to some.
ReplyDeleteYou did a fine job here. They made me laugh - and at a time I could use a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe best way to deal with uncertainty is to accept one cannot control anything and laugh at it all.
These are so funny. I just wish they weren't TRUE!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know where Doritos live either! Maybe you have to grow them from seeds. And that would take time.
ReplyDeleteThese are priceless, especially the kids whose parents cut their bangs. Now that's scary stuff.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the pick-me-up, Debra.
Stay healthy. Let the bangs grow out.
You said this PERFECTLY, my sweet friend.
ReplyDeleteJo
I hope it's better in Canada than it is in America..thanks to that raving asshole trump...sigh*
ReplyDeleteThese are perfect to bring about some laughter these days, and I thank you. The guy hanging out the window backwards is particularly funny(lol) As always I thank you and send lots of air hugs. Be safe! RO
ReplyDeleteGreat survival tips. At least there is more sanity in Canada. Here we are at trapped in the mismanagement of Donald Trump.
ReplyDeleteThoughts and prayers will not do any good, but if the worst happens I could use a bottle of Newfy Screech.
the Ol'Buzzard
LOL, Debra! I will never be that desperate for an allover tan! Thank you for keeping so many of us laughing! Take care!
ReplyDeleteWe might as well laugh
ReplyDeleteZombies - yes, at least you can see them coming! My stylist is sending me funny little messages, I think to remind me to keep my hands off the scissors!
ReplyDeleteI've been mentally preparing for the zombie apocalypse for years, this is not what I ordered!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I don't know what to say! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWishing you and yours well
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