Friday 15 May 2020

ALIENS!!!!

So, this happened last month --


"Ho hum," said people 
distracted by Covid-19 anxiety.


But have aliens actually been walking
among us, undetected, for a long, long time?


So what will happen now
that UFOs are real?


Oh noes!


Or am I simply over-reacting?

Maybe aliens have a
completely different agenda?


Hey, WTF is going on?


Hello, everyone . . . .

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT here again
with an important public service announcement.

FOR YEARS, you STUPID humans
have NOT suspected a THING.


And NOW, at long last, we are READY.

Ready to CONQUER YOU.


I have returned to my MOTHER SHIP
and will purrsonally
LEAD the INVASION of EARTH.



But DON'T worry,
dear Debra She Who Seeks . . . .


46 comments:

  1. Compared to some of the people who are currently walking around, I am sure that any aliens would be an improvement.
    --Jim

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  2. I think the aliens are dogs. Really. Think about it for a minute. They try to imitate us, they watch us closely and follow us everywhere including into the bathroom. I'm telling you. It's the dogs, not cats. Cats are trying to kill us, dogs are studying us.

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  3. thank you, HRH. I would rather be a slave to you than some alien. and the aliens drink coors lite - piss beer, as my spouse calls it.

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  4. Take me to the mother ship... please!

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  5. Hahaha
    The kitties are coming! the kitties are coming!
    If we'd only have a Mars Attacks situation and they'd get rid of IMPOTUS....

    XOXO

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  6. We inhabit an interesting planet. Not too surprised to learn the truth about Neil A. Actually, I knew it all along. He passed himself off as an astronaut, but actually he was an astro-NOT

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  7. Neil A.
    Alien.


    I'm dying over here!

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  8. Oh my goodness. Ya know, I only saw information about the alien thing through memes on social media; never saw it anywhere legitimate.
    So, did it really happen?
    I'm so happy that Her Royal Highness will let you live the longest! She's so good to you.

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  9. Well.... UFOs could only be an improvement. I will let my bird and squirrel armies know....im sure they will help.

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  10. Cats were here before humans, that makes us aliens.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  11. The government figured this was a good time to ease us into knowing the truth, like when they casually slip in that they will be raising taxes and make the announcement at four o'clock on a Friday afternoon just before a long weekend.

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  12. I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

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  13. Thanks (again) for the smiles and giggles! These were PURR-fect!

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  14. I hope the alien don't get the Covid 19. If they were smart they would by past earth.
    Coffee is on

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  15. Bullshit. There are no such things as aliens and if there were their advanced science would force them to not involve themselves in our bidness. And if you do decide to come here we will just take your shit and use it against you and if you tasted like chicken we would have you Kentucky fried and in a bucket so quick it would make your tentacles spin.

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  16. I wouldn't mind being sucked up in a mother-ship right now.

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  17. Maybe the aliens have the cure to the corona virus!

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  18. I used to date a dude who was on a show called UFO Hunters. I don't know if I believe UFOs are real, but I believe that some folk think they've seen them.

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  19. Aliens must be real and their defenses strong, because they seem to have inverted, flipped, and flopped shotgun James Dean around so savagely that his grip is all messed up and the tag on his jeans is on the wrong butt cheek.

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  20. Oh, HRH, your delusions of grandeur are PURRfectly laughable --- FYI, it's giant Amazonian cockroaches that are primed to take over the Earth as they're the only species that can survive atomic blasts!

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  21. Aliens??? Haven't we got enough to worry about?

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  22. Tanith Lee wrote a short story in which cats are actually snakes, dressed up by demons to persuade us to like snakes, as they do.

    I’m surprised anyone would notice the alien ships at this time! I recently sold a story in which, during the Australian bushfires, there are alien journalists among the human reporters.

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  23. Real UFOs don’t get any air time these days. I long for the days when UFOs would have been big news!

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  24. I cannot imagine where all this material comes from, and I doubt you or the cats will ever tell.

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  25. I Love that last one! As for UFO's, why not, lotta shit even in the Ocean we don't know exists... so all of Space... could hold anything!

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  26. That last picture of the black cat... SO darn cute!

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  27. It's a government conspiracy trying to hide alien information from the publ... the government said WHAT! It's a government conspiracy trying to convince the public there are aliens from outer space!

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  28. You asked if you could use the picture of the stone daisy on my blog. I said Yes, but the answer disappeared overnight. I think aliens had something to do with the disappearance of my first answer.

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  29. When Armstrong was on the Moon, he was an alien -- a being who had come there from another world.

    I'm not worried about the great cat invasion. I've seen science fiction. A plucky hero will emerge and invent a catnip ray just in time to save us all.

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  30. I believe that seeing is believing. The Neil A. = Alien is interesting. Love, c.

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  31. UFO aliens - cool. Do we get to choose who they take away with them???

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  32. Haha! I haven't even heard this yet until now. I avoid news and other social media for sanity's sake. Funny timing.

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  33. "I kill you last"...LOL...Have a great weekend..

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  34. Wow ~ It never occurred to me that "Neil A" spelled backwards is "alien." That is a delicious irony! I loved all the funnies, Debra and HRH! So fun! My self-appointed godfather at one point was on the Canada Research Council. He absolutely believed in UFOs. I've never forgotten an evening long conversation we had, although he couldn't reveal much because his knowledge was classified. All the best to you and your Rare One, my friend!

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  35. 'I like you, I kill you last' HA! Also, wow, those deadly weapons!!!

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  36. I once heard someone say 'cats are from outer space' now I understand .

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  37. Aliens among us. Hugs, RO

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  38. HAHAHA! I love the addition from HRH. She shares the best stuff :)

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  39. I always suspected HRH would go for world domination. Also, I totally knew she was out of this world.

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  40. aliens will just zip right past us.we're too fucked up for them

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  41. I always knew there were aliens.

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  42. You got a real laugh out of me with the last one. Too funny.

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  43. Two comments about life on other planets. Calvin or Hobbes commented that the sign of intelligent life on other plants is that they have not tried to contact us. And as aliens fly past earth they lock their doors.

    If they come in peace, depending on where they land, they will soon be disabused of that notion.

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  44. It all makes so much sense.

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  45. hahaha..............
    thank goodness you are safe at last hahaha

    i so enjoyed these ones dear Debra :)
    each made me laugh hard

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