i always wondered why same girl who used to cover herself with shawl when poor turns out ultra modern and walk in market wearing jeans when rich the Goddess Goddess theory has to do something with this i am sure :)
Kitchen sex - huh. I think a nicer, larger restaurant might be a better choice than McDonalds. Larger than a shoe box and less spattering grease. Of course, they might object too . . . but in for a penny, you know.
I love the venus on the half shell one. Well, I like all of them, really. Hm. Watch for breaking news. Octogenarian arrested at museum, guard throws drape over her, this is ageist, she shouts, as they cuff her..
As always, I go from one to the next saying "that's my favorite"; "no, that's my favorite"; "no, that's my favorite." Thanks as always for the great laughs!
I hear they've even banned public nudity in San Francisco. What's this world coming to?
The McDonald's meme reminds me of the number of dirty jokes I've heard over the years that has something to do with having sex in public places, and not even as the punchline but the SET-UP!
I've been known to run naked through the streets of Jacksonville Florida. Then they called it streaking. It was cool then. Now when I do it the neighbors get upset. the Ol'Buzzard
Only in my dreams do I do in public the things, I dream of,
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ReplyDeletei always wondered why same girl who used to cover herself with shawl when poor turns out ultra modern and walk in market wearing jeans when rich
ReplyDeletethe Goddess Goddess theory has to do something with this i am sure :)
Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe spirit guides were talking to my blogger friend Upton, apparently!
LMAOOO
XOXO
Love the WalMart one.
ReplyDeleteNow those are funny. Thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteI'm off to the aquarium!
ReplyDeleteAt a Georgia Walmart, that would be about normal!😊
ReplyDeleteLOL! More good ones :D
ReplyDeleteI have not had my cawfee yet and I am laughing!
ReplyDeletethe best fun is inappropriate fun!
Kitchen sex - huh. I think a nicer, larger restaurant might be a better choice than McDonalds. Larger than a shoe box and less spattering grease. Of course, they might object too . . . but in for a penny, you know.
ReplyDeleteEither my spirit guides are as madcap as I am, or they lead a deeply exasperated existence. I prefer to believe the former. :D
ReplyDeleteI love the venus on the half shell one. Well, I like all of them, really. Hm. Watch for breaking news. Octogenarian arrested at museum, guard throws drape over her, this is ageist, she shouts, as they cuff her..
ReplyDeleteWhat a great way to start ANY Tuesday is with hilarious memes like this!! Love them ALL!!!
ReplyDeleteooooh page 71
ReplyDeleteBy the title I was hoping for some personal opprobrium you were going to report to all.
Hello Debra, I love how the innocent, delicate, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-Debra's-mouth look of your new header contrasts with your real content!
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As always, I go from one to the next saying "that's my favorite"; "no, that's my favorite"; "no, that's my favorite." Thanks as always for the great laughs!
ReplyDeleteThank you for making my day! LOL! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteDo you have a bail bondsman on speed dial?
ReplyDeleteSpring comes to Canada and suddenly the clothes are OFF!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, Debra... just heading out to the Aquarium!
These are all great, but that first one got a true LOL!! TFS ~
ReplyDeleteIf I was an extrovert I would go for the rug in front of the fire, but it would have to be a lit fire as I'm a wimp who feels the cold!!
ReplyDeleteThis is so wonderfully validating.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Debra.
Long past the days when I look good naked - sigh.
ReplyDeleteNow I know why the Seahorse-drawn Clamshell children's ride was removed from all Canadian shopping malls. Thanks, Sporty!
ReplyDeleteSo fantastically funny! I would not want to mess with your spirit guides.
ReplyDeleteThe very last time I tried inappropriate behavior, I lost two friends.
ReplyDeleteThe Wal-Mart recliner made me laugh so hard I woke up Franklin.
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Janie
As usual Debra this post put a huge smile on my dial.
ReplyDeleteThank you my friend and may you always live your life inappropriately.
Hugs
Peggy xxxx
I hear they've even banned public nudity in San Francisco. What's this world coming to?
ReplyDeleteThe McDonald's meme reminds me of the number of dirty jokes I've heard over the years that has something to do with having sex in public places, and not even as the punchline but the SET-UP!
What else is a giant calm shell useful for? Cracker Barrel doesn't sell barrels either.
ReplyDeleteI've been known to run naked through the streets of Jacksonville Florida. Then they called it streaking. It was cool then. Now when I do it the neighbors get upset.
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You've done it again..These are great!! Thanks
ReplyDeletePublic nudity used to be pretty banal on a Friday night here in the UK when I was at uni.
ReplyDeleteLOL ~ I've done a few things I'll never admit! Thanks for the laughs, Debra!
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, thanks for another giggle!
ReplyDeleteYou done good, Debra!
ReplyDeleteThe last words remind me of works by James Joyce. Value is not eternal.
ReplyDeleteI am anyway enjoying April, mixing memory and desire.
I'm trying to remember the story about a man and woman and a freezer but can't. Probably just as well.
ReplyDeleteThese all made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteAs my youngest asked me a few years ago: Mom, can you ever be appropriate?
NO!
if and when they tell me my brain tumor is going to make me a goner I'm going to try all of those out.
ReplyDeleteI don't if the photo has been edited.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm totally laughing out loud as I picture that happening in Walmart! These are so fun! Hope that all is well! Hugs, RO
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