Tuesday, 8 December 2020

Holly Jolly Christmas? Screw That!

















52 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha
    OMG the idea of the xmas card with the extra kid? FABULOUS!
    Also, I actually like Chunky Tinsel as a drag name. Mine!

    XOXO

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  2. Still laughing--the candle scents are perfect! And yes, chunky Tinsel is my stripper name.

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  3. These are great, Debra. You started my day with a good laugh.

    Love,
    Janie

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  4. The "Carol Season" card is the best laugh I have had in weeks, thanks I needed that this morning.

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  5. I'mma steal the liquor store one for maddie!

    my fave - get rid of unwanted junk in amazon boxes on your porch!

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  6. I was laughing at them all until I saw that last one.

    I NEED that one.

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  7. My peeve is Greeting Cards....just when you've sent them all out at the last possible minute you get five cards from people you forgot to send cards to. One is from your mother-in-law.

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  8. Thanks for the early morning smiles!!

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  9. LOLOLOL! Love the 'Looking Forward To Caroling Season' card.

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  10. My favorite here is the sprinkler one. Also, years ago when I lived in Cleveland Heights, I had to have all packages delivered to the office because people stole them off the stoop.
    --Jim

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  11. The Amazon box is actually a great idea.

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  12. These are great. I love them all.

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  13. Oh Chunky Tinsel...you out did yourself on these!!!!!!

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha !!!!! And yes, I totally get the liquor store one. I'm like bitch, you'll see me in three days.

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  14. These are all so great! You really outdid yourself this time. I love the Amazon boxes idea. I might try that. The Alexa idea is really good too. The stripper name, BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!

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  15. LOL! These had me cracking up. Thanks for the laughs this morning!

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  16. A couple of new ways to greet carolers. Nice.

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  17. Oh, Great Goddess! These had me laughing out loud! Thank you, Debra, I really needed that.

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  18. every single one of those cracked me up! I almost spewed my coffee a few times but so worth it - so funny!!!

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  19. Now that you've found your stage name, could you also find some better adhesive for those Christmas bows you use as nipple covers?!

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  20. These are ALL hilarious!! Merry Effing Christmas Deb!!

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  21. Lawsy me, these are wonderful! And I stole one - for some reason tiny tots set me giggling and continues to do so...

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  22. You are the Best!!! I've never seen any of these and love so many. And, let me just say, they perfectly fit my mood these last few days. That may not be a good thing but you actually made me smile. I'm going out to buy some mistletoe tomorrow and I know just where to hang it! thank you for these

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  23. Those sentient tots look a bit menacing. Do Not Eat!

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  24. Dirt Squirrel's roommate isn't wrong.

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  25. Ha! Ha! Very funny stuff.

    There are a lot of people who say things like Merry Christmas pre maturely.

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  26. Thanks. I really really needed that!

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  27. These are too funny for my own good! Cannot pick just one.

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  28. Love everyone of them, Thanks for giggles. Think I am going to steel one for facebook
    Stay Safe and Coffee is on

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  29. Chuckle! Where do you find all these? I laughed all the way through. The one with the Carol singers made me think of a Studio C sketch, where the carol singers sing a threatening song, demanding lots of money, to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas, smiling all the way, terrifying the young couple.

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  30. That porch pirate one is a classic. My son would find that incredibly funny since he drives for UPS.

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  31. It's truly amazing that someone's mind can come up with funny versions of how most of us feel.(lol) Thanks for making my day! Hugs, RO

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  32. Oh so good - all of them and I love the idea of a xmas photo/card with the extra child - hmmmmm - maybe next year - hmmmmm.

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  33. Mark has the right idea..Thanks for the belly laughs!!

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  34. OMGs! The stripper name and the Christmas card nearly made me pop a stitch laughing. This is the funniest thing I've read today. Thank you, Debra.

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  35. thanks for making my day. Plus I stole a few.

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  36. oh my gosh these are all hilarious! i love the grinch one and the one about the card with the extra child in the picture! so funny!!
    love, kisses & magical wishes...
    ~*~

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  37. You saved the funniest one for last.

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  38. haha
    the Amazon card and connecting back to relatives made me laugh

    sorry for being bit late as life consumes me through everyday routine a lot

    thank you for smiles and laughs ,much needed these days
    sending hugs and blessings to you amazing friend :) stay smiling always :)))

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  39. We are seriously eyeing the neighbors kids for a suitable specimen to be included in a Christmas card photo session!!

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  40. Laughing all the way down. Posting to FB

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  41. HAHAHA! Loved these. A lot of good stuff in the blogging world today!

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  42. Thanks especially for the Pandemic Tip on how to earn a Hundred Bucks a Pop during the Holidays! Everybody's Bored Kids be misbehaving during Lockdown Extended Stay I bet...

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  43. I have to add that the Random Kid in the Christmas Photo Card we actually were gonna do with Two Co-Worker Young Friends of mine the Year I was Adopting my Grandkids. Just put their Names there on the Card under the Photo but with no explanation... Relatives and Friends be like, shit, they really got carried away at that Adoption Court Hearing! Rachel and Cole still lament that we didn't go thru with it, a missed opportunity for sure! They still call me Mom tho'... so there's that! *Winks*

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  44. I love these, esp the Amazon box idea. HAPPY XMAS!

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  45. hohoho to all these jolly good memes

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  46. I feel that Mark dude. Eventually get in the mood for Christmas music, but only at 12 pm on Dec 24 and then I'm good somewhere around Dec 25 12 am

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  47. Brilliant! So many good ones there.

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  48. I'm going to wrap some unwanted things and see if they get taken! LOL! But, they better not return them! LOL! Big Hugs!

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