Oh, these are so bad they're good, which is exactly how it works. We have a friend we're seeing tonight for dinner. He's going to love these! Our other friend, his wife, is Spanish and won't understand them. (And I'll probably have to explain them to SG... who is South Dakotan.)
I totally needed those laughs Debra....oh my god, Jason's Momoa, I swear I howled out loud...all the pets woke up and looked at me like I screamed bloody murder lol....
ooohh, groan, groan, groan, so bad but soooo funny, I'm still giggling as I write, and will go back to read them again. Put a ring on it is my earworm for the day! :-)
Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fool's day!
OMG I laughed so hard. I should steal some of these to send to my friends.
Oh, my sides.
XOXO
Oh, these are so bad they're good, which is exactly how it works. We have a friend we're seeing tonight for dinner. He's going to love these! Our other friend, his wife, is Spanish and won't understand them. (And I'll probably have to explain them to SG... who is South Dakotan.)
ReplyDeleteBlood for Baal! Blood for Baal!
ReplyDeleteOhhh!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Who comes up with this stuff?!
ReplyDeleteNot sure why, but my focus this morning was on Jason and Strobbery.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Happy April Fool's Day.
ReplyDeleteKarmadillo.
ReplyDeleteSubstitooth.
Momoa.
PURE GOLD!
What Suz said, except I don't get "Mamoa." Oops. Now I do.
ReplyDeleteAs I scrolled, I said:
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite.
No, this one!
Oh no, this one!!
This one
This one
This one
Thanks for the giggles!
the rings on saturn got both of us snorting! happy april, debra & rare one!
ReplyDeleteWhy I ougtha........one of these days Debs. one of these days. I should take off my rubber glove and snap it at ya.
ReplyDeleteGrooooooan!!! But I've got a huge smile on my face! Thanks for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteAll groaners!!! Such good groaners, though!!! Oh, yes ... thanks for the laughs, too!
ReplyDeleteThose were funny! I love puns, such simple and uncomplicated humor. Thanks for the lolz!!!
ReplyDeleteI totally needed those laughs Debra....oh my god, Jason's Momoa, I swear I howled out loud...all the pets woke up and looked at me like I screamed bloody murder lol....
ReplyDeleteLol. Great ones. Hope you had a good morning.
ReplyDelete'Nutguts'...ugh. I knew someone who would say 'from the gecko' when she meant to say 'from the get go'. The memory of that makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteFolk my age are now able to obtain the vaccine as of April 1. I've checked online and no facility has appointments available. April Fool am I!
That poor dog!
ReplyDeleteWhat crime have I ever committed to deserve such punishment?
ReplyDeleteHowever, the Karmadillo, murder of crows and substitooths did elicit from me some hearty laughs, so I forgive you.... THIS TIME.
Lots of great ones. I was glad to see the pun on the pun 'pun in, ten dead'. I can't even guess how many times I've seen the original.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to remember ass biscuits.
Ohhh these are great. Have a nice day today.
ReplyDeleteOh so bad! Why do you torture us like this? Why?!?
ReplyDeletePun day, fun day.
ReplyDeletePure bread. I confess I did not get it for a bit.
ReplyDeleteA happy belated April's Fool Day. I laughed out loud at the one with the crows.
ReplyDeleteooohh, groan, groan, groan, so bad but soooo funny, I'm still giggling as I write, and will go back to read them again. Put a ring on it is my earworm for the day! :-)
ReplyDeleteNailed it!!! Every one of these made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteYou have a few groaners in there...fun post
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Easter weekend..Hoping it will warm up here a bit...
Hysterical! And much more enjoyable than April Fools joke. The Yoda one and the last one had me rolling!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I need to remember to show my husband and son these, because they love terrible puns.
ReplyDeleteOh no all I can do is groan. Happy Easter to you!
ReplyDeletehaha :( haha
ReplyDeleteblessings!
I love so many of those! But the armadillo one made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteWhat am I going to do with you Debra? LOL! I love these, especially the crow one! LOL! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteGROAN!
ReplyDeleteHa! Those were funny thanks.
ReplyDeleteIt's been April Fools since March of last year.
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