With level of noise I was waken to this morning, some people should be grateful this is not Florida, and I own a flame thrower! 9:00 am and I heading to the liquor cabinet! Join me?
@ Travel -- No, not in any major way. I only did bail applications when the criminal defence lawyer in our firm was on holidays and I was covering his clients.
EXCELLENT! These are perfect
ReplyDeleteFunny, did you do criminal defense work?
ReplyDeleteThe one about shedding hair made me snort loudly. Guess no murder for me. :D
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOMG the one about the hot glue gun? Totally true.
I loved the one about Lowe's. Dark, dark, dark. Perfect.
XOXO
So many to choose from, but the little girl drawing the train track slayed me.
ReplyDeleteWith level of noise I was waken to this morning, some people should be grateful this is not Florida, and I own a flame thrower! 9:00 am and I heading to the liquor cabinet! Join me?
ReplyDeleteLove these. I have a sign posted on my fence.
ReplyDeleteNo Trespassing
We are tired of Burying the Bodies.
Not sure how to respond to this!
ReplyDeleteThe little girl is soooooooo me! And the lady in the garden has been me with quite a few ex's.
ReplyDeleteOpps, did I say that out loud?
@ Debi -- Make mine a Black Russian please!
ReplyDeleteNot having a good day? Glad I am thousands of miles away! Love that Lowes meme.
ReplyDelete@ Travel -- No, not in any major way. I only did bail applications when the criminal defence lawyer in our firm was on holidays and I was covering his clients.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at my freezer thoughtfully now.
ReplyDeleteThese are SO good. I might have to use the first one, and a few others. I love that kid!
ReplyDeleteWe've all had days like this...
ReplyDeleteSome of these I already have in my arsenal but I am stealing the hot glue gun meme to add to it. How are you doin kiddo?
ReplyDeleteLol. There are times…
ReplyDelete@ Leanna -- I'm doing well, thanks for asking! I hope all is well with you too!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa~~~~~
ReplyDeleteLoved these!!!
Hello Debra, After the day I've had, this reads more like a Hints from Heloise column!
ReplyDelete--Jim
These are hilarious and painfully true! Sometimes... nah, too much digging.
ReplyDeleteThe shedding hair one spoke to me! Haha! They're all great.
ReplyDelete@ Parnassus (Jim) -- Hahahahaha, "Hints from Heloise" -- gawd, I haven't thought of that old column in years! Now I'm feeling all nostalgic!
ReplyDeleteThis post should stand as a warning to all: NEVER PISS IN DEBRA'S CORNFLAKES!
ReplyDeleteOnly HRH gets to do that, LOL!
The train track one made me LOL. I've never seen that meme. I'm surprised no one has thought of that before.
ReplyDeleteI'll take a large family freezer. Big enough for my four sisters. Bye-bye, relatives.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Remind me never to mess with you.
ReplyDeleteThese are ALL keepers!
ReplyDeleteThe trolley dilemma image of the little girl with her pencil made me chuckle. :D
ReplyDeleteAn inclusive collection.
ReplyDeleteGood advice, all the way around.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Uh oh. It looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! Good! All good! And, something to keep in mind.
ReplyDeleteAn organized mind always has a contingency plan, or thirteen.
ReplyDeleteGood ones Deb..Love the Lowes ad!! Playing catchup today..
ReplyDeleteOMG too funny. I love all of these. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteI'd say this describes the mental state of about 80% of Albertans. These felt cathartic, haha. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteOMFG! These are so fantastic and so fit my mood today!!! well, actually, they fit my mood EVERYDAY! hahaha
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great selection - I be looking for that sign next time I visit Lowe's.
ReplyDelete"Friends help you move. Good friends help you move the bodies!"
ReplyDeleteYasss Queen I needed these!!!!
ReplyDeleteI resemble that remark. All of them.
ReplyDeleteI love the freezer capacity tips!
ReplyDeleteAs I type, there's hair on my keyboard. I can't even commit a cybercrime.
ReplyDeleteFunny ones.
ReplyDeleteLove the street car. My kind of kid
ReplyDeleteHappy little accidents
ReplyDeleteSome days you frighten me.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha...........
ReplyDeletehope you felt better hahaha
these are HILLARIOUS !
thank you for laughs
LOL! Brilliant!!! Love the glue gun one! LOL! Big Hugs!
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