Wednesday, 24 November 2021

It's NSFW Smut Time Again!

Oh, I know what
kind of posts
YOU PEOPLE 
really want.










Catering to you people's
TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOUR 
is going to result in 
DIRE CONSEQUENCES 
for me someday, I know. 

BUT YOU'RE WELCOME!




34 comments:

  1. 69% of people! The road that passes a local state college was route 69. It's now route 31. DOT sick of having to replace the signs which ended up in dorm rooms.

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  2. There was someone at school who looked down a microscope for the first time and blurted out "Hey, look at all these orgasms."

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  3. And you know I love me some good smut! My favorite? Don't speak more passion!!!! Lol!!! And I apologise now if you don't get in heaven.

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  4. Hahahahaha
    OMG I got the Roof Access one! LOL I'm so doomed.
    And I did learn to kiss like that using the same technique. No shame.

    XOXO

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  5. The cat trying to get into heaven slayed.

    But the beaters? Yes!

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  6. i had blast with the cat trying to get in heaven hahahaha YOU ROCK dear Debra

    i hope God accepted the explanation lol

    i enjoyed all ,thank you for laughs
    hugs and blessings!

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  7. men are always getting lost especially when it comes to finding roof access.

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  8. A goodly dose of smut today! I learned to kiss too with scarfing the mixer blades too...

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  9. It is easier for us to find the stairwell then it is for certain other folks!!
    These are all terrific ... a great read and some good laughs on this Thanksgiving Eve!!!
    Hope everyone has a wonderful, satisfying, day tomorrow!!

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  10. Sooner or later, this blog with need the adult content warning. Especially with words like masturbate! That was my favorite meme btw. That and the map showing how men cannot locate the stairs.

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  11. BWAAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA! That last one is me. I just know it with all the atheist memes on Sunday that I post.

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  12. We're men. We have to check the whole roof. It's our job. But if we find a leak, we're in the wrong place.

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  13. Oh Debra, that roof access one got a raucous cackle from me!
    Love this.

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  14. laughed so hard my stomach hurt......
    You can't hold hands with God.....hahahhahhaha

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  15. Talk about a Freudian slip on the xerox machine, LOL!

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  16. Thanks. I needed some good smut. “Thank for your copulation.”

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  17. Oh, that stair access! That made me lol for realz! Well, they all did. And, so nice to know that god is an out and proud older gay man. Cheers!

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  18. It's just the cat and trying to get into heaven.

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  19. Thanks for a giggling day. Excellent.

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  20. My favorite is the "I'm on a budget..."

    I also second what e said.

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  21. Somehow, I can actually picture a cat directing a few movie scenes.

    Thanks for the morning chuckle. :D

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  22. Lol..always something suggerstive when you are around..Happy Thanksgiving..

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  23. ha ha ha some goods one for sure.

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  24. I did not know about the plastic six pack hack - groovy !

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  25. I am definitely in the 69.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  26. Please lift your feet in the gutter so I may flow past... of course I like crude humor... helps make the world go around.

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  27. jaz@octoberfarm, being an old retired nurse, I do know where the roof access is and I never get lost...

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  28. Budget bondage had me rolling!

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