I love these Debra! I turn money into wine all of the time! ☺☺ I LOVE that painting of Christ In The Wilderness by Kramskoy, it's so full of emotion! (Sans the ciggie and beer I mean lol)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!! There were many a good gut buster in here today! And I would totally believe the Dump would frisk Jesus. A buck is a buck.
AHAHAHAHAHA -- great line-up of LOLs! Looks to me like Jesus needs more than beer and a cigarette... more like a bottle of Glenlivet and and the world's biggest doobie!
There is a great deal of difference between Republican Jesus and Jesus of the Gospels. Most people, atheists included, try consciously or otherwise to follow the main teachings of the latter. Evangelicals are the exact oposite.
A fascinating character that never grows old. There is a tv show here called Preacher that had a lot of fun with God (who has gone missing) and Jesus' descendant today. I highly recommend it!
Easy for Jesus not to ask women to dress modestly: he was the leader of a gay cult. Don't believe? He asks twelve men to leave their wives and families, he had a "favourite" disciple (ahem) and Satan never tried to tempt him with women.
Love them! Jesus is the best!
ReplyDeleteAnd that painting is amazing.
Love the hat one
ReplyDeleteI love these Debra! I turn money into wine all of the time! ☺☺ I LOVE that painting of Christ In The Wilderness by Kramskoy, it's so full of emotion! (Sans the ciggie and beer I mean lol)
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus, I don’t know where to begin. These are all so good.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!! There were many a good gut buster in here today! And I would totally believe the Dump would frisk Jesus. A buck is a buck.
ReplyDeleteJesus is cool and all but can he beat Goku?
ReplyDeleteha ha ha love these.
ReplyDeleteI especially enjoy the political ones!
ReplyDeleteThey're all good, the loaves and fishes great.
ReplyDeleteThe undercover boss would be a great idea. But it would probably end up like the Fox news story.
ReplyDeleteA fun bunch of blasphemy! Love it!
ReplyDeleteUndercover Boss"! BAHAHAHA I'd love to see that! And the execution! Yup, that's what would happen! This is one of your best posts!
ReplyDeleteYes, blogger ate your comment. uuhhhggg...
ReplyDeleteThese are spot on. Have seen a few before; but most of these are new to me. LOVED the under cover boss!
ReplyDeleteThose were good - I laughed at multiples especially that one with the cigarette.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHA -- great line-up of LOLs! Looks to me like Jesus needs more than beer and a cigarette... more like a bottle of Glenlivet and and the world's biggest doobie!
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Haha. The clock might be my favorite.
ReplyDeleteThe last time I found a twenty, I turned it into bread and milk for the kids.
ReplyDeleteThanks. Poor Jesus and his cigarette, that's how i feel, but there were some funny ones too.
ReplyDeleteLove them all and I can empathize with Jesus needing a beer and the smoke! Damn ... look who the poor guy has to deal with!
ReplyDeleteha,ha,ha, they're all brilliant.
ReplyDeleteTurning 20 dollars into wine....LOL
ReplyDeleteI remember the song as a kid..Jesus loves me this I know... and I said...not feeling the love Jesus.You been to Uvalde lately?
ReplyDeleteOh, these are great! So spot on!
ReplyDeleteThere is a great deal of difference between Republican Jesus and Jesus of the Gospels. Most people, atheists included, try consciously or otherwise to follow the main teachings of the latter. Evangelicals are the exact oposite.
ReplyDeleteA fascinating character that never grows old. There is a tv show here called Preacher that had a lot of fun with God (who has gone missing) and Jesus' descendant today. I highly recommend it!
ReplyDeleteThe wine, turned it into wine. lol. I don't drink but that's a good one.
ReplyDeleteJudas, you dropped your hat.
ReplyDeleteHe'd have made a fortune in Vegas!
ReplyDeleteEasy for Jesus not to ask women to dress modestly: he was the leader of a gay cult. Don't believe? He asks twelve men to leave their wives and families, he had a "favourite" disciple (ahem) and Satan never tried to tempt him with women.
ReplyDelete@ Guillaume -- You'll get no argument from ME, buddy!
ReplyDeletehttps://shewhoseeks.blogspot.com/2021/06/lets-hear-it-for-gay-jesus.html
Haha. The Jesus hotel deal -- Love it! Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteHow do you do it, Debra? These are brilliantly hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove the Judas and the hat! That was great. Great post. Where do you find all this stuff? Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteDamn, get some burn cream for the evangelicals on that atheist meme! I laughed at all of these.
ReplyDeleteOh.My.Goddess! The lolz. As a non-christian, I have no fear to laugh like a madwoman!
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