The new trend is "composting", just so you know there are "green" options. My wish is "Don't put me in a suit and tie and DON'T EVER play "Amazing Grace" - I despise that hymn and I will haunt you. If I have to have a wake, lay me out on a beach chair on sand under an umbrella and with a tall glass of lemonade and have a Beach Boy's album playing in the background.
Yeah, I want my remains scattered around Disneyland too. The Haunted Mansion would be too obvious a place. I want to be laid out here and there where no one would notice why everyone is screaming. Great post, BTW.
Poor Debra. Now that you have a new and universally beloved new Premier -- a woman, no less! -- the number of opportunities for you to argue about politics with strangers on the Internet must have cratered. But fear not. I am sure there will be something for you to fight about soon.
Late reply as Spam filter got me 2 days ago. Since then, I get jammed up whenever I tried to send a message. Crazy. I love the meme about having the body scattering around Disneyland without cremation. That is hilarious
These are brilliant, particularly the last one. I love the meme about spending life arguing online about politics. Such a waste of energy when you can choose to do something fun or simply enjoyable.
All spot on, however I never argue politics with strangers on the internet. I simply have them point out to me what their views on a given issue are, then give them a "yeah, but". Lots of fun to be had afterwards.
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That first one says it all!
ReplyDeleteBest is the recommendation to spend time arguing politics with strangers!! Yes, must do that.
ReplyDeleteThe sad part is my friend who actually owns a hearse would probably tie the cans on the back and say just buried like that meme!
ReplyDeleteThe new trend is "composting", just so you know there are "green" options. My wish is "Don't put me in a suit and tie and DON'T EVER play "Amazing Grace" - I despise that hymn and I will haunt you. If I have to have a wake, lay me out on a beach chair on sand under an umbrella and with a tall glass of lemonade and have a Beach Boy's album playing in the background.
ReplyDelete1960s whisky ad. (in newspaper small ads)
ReplyDeleteThe Will said:
Pour the Macallan on my grave
To quench my dead soul's thirst
So I poured the Macallan on the grave
But through my kidneys first
Scattered around Disneyland...oh that made me giggle furiously! ☺☺☺
ReplyDeleteOh if only there was a Petty Cemetery; I'd build a mausoleum there.
ReplyDeleteThat Disney one slayed!
ha,ha, nothing quite like a bit of irreverent humour. I particularly like the last one!
ReplyDeleteA couple of really great ideas. My father kept placing orders on Amazon after he died, well someone did on his account.
ReplyDeleteI love this post - especially the life is short. That cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteLOL, some good ones, I particularly like Life is short
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteon next mondays post I have one where the lady's daughter calls cememetery's peoples gardens...loooove it.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea to have body parts scattered around disneyland. At the stinking prices they now charge, they deserve the odor of a rotting corpse.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I want my remains scattered around Disneyland too. The Haunted Mansion would be too obvious a place. I want to be laid out here and there where no one would notice why everyone is screaming. Great post, BTW.
ReplyDeleteLove the Disneyland option!
ReplyDeleteOr arguing with bots about politics.
ReplyDeleteI just want a Christian or any of Abraham base faith burial.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
These made me smile and I snorted at the last one! :)
ReplyDeleteHope you are having a lovely weekend. It's a very rainy one here!
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Poor Debra. Now that you have a new and universally beloved new Premier -- a woman, no less! -- the number of opportunities for you to argue about politics with strangers on the Internet must have cratered. But fear not. I am sure there will be something for you to fight about soon.
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- Yeah, she's a real piece o' work, ain't she.
ReplyDeleteOh those last two wishes.
ReplyDeleteLate reply as Spam filter got me 2 days ago. Since then, I get jammed up whenever I tried to send a message. Crazy. I love the meme about having the body scattering around Disneyland without cremation. That is hilarious
ReplyDeleteThe gas company one got me giggling.
ReplyDeleteBury me with my people... I am deceased! :D
ReplyDeleteThese are brilliant, particularly the last one. I love the meme about spending life arguing online about politics. Such a waste of energy when you can choose to do something fun or simply enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteFuck the funeral industry. Donate your body to science/medicine and you wont have to pay the ghouls.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
I can't imagine what I would look like in 40years, but anyway what I do know is that I won't be here.
ReplyDeleteAll spot on, however I never argue politics with strangers on the internet. I simply have them point out to me what their views on a given issue are, then give them a "yeah, but". Lots of fun to be had afterwards.
ReplyDeleteI love these. I want my death to be filled with laughter, humor, and joy. And not just by my enemies....
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The first one and the last one! BAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteLOL Interesting imagination can support you well.
ReplyDeleteOh these are good
ReplyDeleteThe one about on line arguing is a sobering one to remind us do not waste time doing rubbish things.
These are funny!
ReplyDeleteBury me with all the Petty People!
The last one... I want it.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Thanks for coming. Just spit a mouthful of water at my computer.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, yet again. I especially love the gas company one and the just buried!
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