Well, before we hit the upcoming
Holiday Month of Wholesomeness and Purity,
guess I'd better post all these
NSFW lols and memes
that I found by trawling the internet
just for you!
But HRH wants you to know
that she does NOT approve
of these posts!
Okay, crank up
those Christmas carols,
we're in the clear now!
Or . . . ARE we?!?!
When I read Taint Store, I wondered how no one could have noticed that. Then I continued on. Excuse me now, the Devil is waiting.
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh, a good sign that I might still be alive.
ReplyDeleteEven weirder would be the Women's Washroom door!
ReplyDeleteDear, I've tried beating off the devil with both hands for years now, it's useless. And what's wrong with the Taint Store? It's been a favorite place of mine for years.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, they didn't see "Taint".
ReplyDeleteThe Taurus one made me laugh out loud.
That internet "rabbit hole" really sums up the experience.
ReplyDeleteHee hee regarding more than toilet. Opens up all kinds of possibilities. I appreciate your smut.
ReplyDeleteLast chance for a laugh before serious partying gets here. I love Rudolph's pickup line!
ReplyDeleteIt's only weird if you make it weird. Took me a minute, then I got it, then I laughed a real out loud laugh.
ReplyDeleteI would definitely go to the Taint Store. Do they offer gift cards?
ReplyDeleteAnd beating off the devil? Wait for me, Maddie!!!
XOXO
Ok. We’re ready for the season now!
ReplyDeleteLove these! Good, wholesome, smutty fun! (Thank the Goddess I'll never have to touch that washroom door handle!)
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A hoot n a holler. If I had coffee, I would have spilled it. Seriously funny stuff. Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to turn us all Naughty, Debra? I am sure some of your readers (Maddie, Tundra Bunny) have been sweet and innocent and Nice all year, and then you post this to corrupt them.
ReplyDeleteI think the old, check twice before cutting kinda applies to some of them signs lol
ReplyDeleteI do like Rudolph’s lick up line
All very funny. The Taint Store wins today.
ReplyDeleteThis is so good with these lols. So funny to mark the beginning of Wednesday here for me
ReplyDeleteI definitely read it as the paint store but I work at a paint store
ReplyDeleteThe Baptist Church thing... I wonder if it is photoshopped or if they are that clueless.
ReplyDeletei need to replace all of the door handles in my house now.
ReplyDelete@ e -- You and me BOTH, sistah!
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- I'm sure you're praying for the sweet and innocent souls of Maddie and Tundra Bunny.
ReplyDelete@ jaz@octoberfarm -- Hahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like where I browse the internet. I gotta get this place straightened up... someday.
ReplyDeleteGrasp that door handle too hard and it just might blow up.
ReplyDeleteI would rather poop my pants that poop in that Chinese toilet. I just got a bad feeling about their whole presentation.
ReplyDeleteGood old Rudolph! Would love to know more about that toilet!
ReplyDeleteHaving read the comments, am i missing something with Paint/Taint? I read it as Paint but wonder if there's s subtle innuendo going on.
ReplyDeleteLove the church sign. The law of refreshingly unintended humor fully on display.
ReplyDeleteI used to do internet searches like that. Kind of miss that type of unbridled weirdness.
Once again you remind us that humor exists in the most raunchy and clever of forms. You have my great respect.
ReplyDeletePS Why am I wanting to drive a Taurus now?
@ Liz Hinds -- The subtle innuendo is that "taint" is lewd slang for the perineum. But, you know, as lewd slang goes, there's a lot worse out there, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe taint store is my fav.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
that last one cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteThese are fun! The Off The Mark cartoons are always a hoot.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing SO HARD!
ReplyDeleteThe Taint store. 😳😜
Only you, Debra! LOL! Thanks for the NSFW laughs. (Yes, I had to look up the acronym.)
ReplyDeleteThe first one had me howling! :D
ReplyDeleteI like the men's room most
ReplyDeleteI try my best never to touch the handles in/out of the public loo.