I've missed a few posts in my reader list...not sure how. Anyway whenever I stub my toe, spill my coffee, make any kind of a mess, forget something...I guess you can call it a prayer?
Silent Night - often for us it's more of a silent trip down the road. I do wonder about the thinking behind this virgin birth idea. Did someone dare another one that they could never get away with that crazy idea?
When I was assisting with Sunday School & we had to provide an alternative for kids on Christmas Eve, so that the parents could enjoy a candle light service without fear of the children disturbing ... I use to host a birthday party for Baby Jesus - complete with birthday cake, party hats,balloons & yes pin the tale on the donkey!
Blasphemy! I'm going to be a little nicer to the Christians in my life this new cycle. We have a long history together. Like about 2000 years long. I will help them with this festivity, but if they get too bossy or start bullying people, please include me out of the whole thing.
I don't know how you find these things, Debra! Hysterical! Terry knows if I say, "I'm fine," I'm anything but ~ lol ~ So I especially connect to the silent night one!
Oh Christ.........
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Gary doesn’t have the same ring to it.
ReplyDeleteYou're a naughty girl but I love you anyway! xo Diana
ReplyDelete😉 I am ashamed to say I love them all!
ReplyDeleteThere was this pigeon, Joseph..
ReplyDeleteBlasphemous!!! And I am here for every single one!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, especially the three random guys showing up with gifts:)
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteAll good ones. And the "random dudes" is on point.
ReplyDeleteI've missed a few posts in my reader list...not sure how. Anyway whenever I stub my toe, spill my coffee, make any kind of a mess, forget something...I guess you can call it a prayer?
ReplyDeleteHahahah
ReplyDeleteOh, the one about the oven? I FEEL YOU, JOE!!!
LMAOOO
XOXO
Ha - very good post. Especially the first meme.
ReplyDeleteThese are pure Christmas Gold!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lTMKNac8wM
ReplyDelete@ Jamie Ghione -- Thanks for the link -- I've never heard this song "Jesus's Birthday" before! It deserves to be a new rockin' Christmas carol hit!
ReplyDeleteYeah, this myth stands up as well as Athena springing from the head of Zeus.
ReplyDeleteLove the memes!
Love the silent night one and the mary and joseph conversation!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No wonder Spain's trains banned you.... your face is probably on "Wanted" posters all over the Vatican by now!
ReplyDeleteOl Joey was getting cucked
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny. Satire at its best!
ReplyDeleteSilent Night - often for us it's more of a silent trip down the road. I do wonder about the thinking behind this virgin birth idea. Did someone dare another one that they could never get away with that crazy idea?
ReplyDeleteSpain marks immaculate conception day as a national holiday in early December, the math does not work, that baby would be born in September.
ReplyDeleteI may start calling Jesus Gary and see who reacts the most. I suspect a neighbour who includes him in every conversation.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was assisting with Sunday School & we had to provide an alternative for kids on Christmas Eve, so that the parents could enjoy a candle light service without fear of the children disturbing ... I use to host a birthday party for Baby Jesus - complete with birthday cake, party hats,balloons & yes pin the tale on the donkey!
ReplyDeleteFully enjoy this season.
ReplyDeleteHa!! Loved the essential oils one!! And Gary!! Thanks, and hope you're having a good week! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteIn my youth we always had birthday cake on 24 January for Baby Jesus.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this is terrible but so funny, you naughty lady :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Gary!
ReplyDeleteBlasphemy! I'm going to be a little nicer to the Christians in my life this new cycle. We have a long history together. Like about 2000 years long. I will help them with this festivity, but if they get too bossy or start bullying people, please include me out of the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteThe New Testament said Jesus had brothers, so Joesph eventually got it on with Mary, just not right away.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA! These are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI still love Gary the best...
ReplyDeleteha,ha, I love the stubbed toe!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you find these things, Debra! Hysterical! Terry knows if I say, "I'm fine," I'm anything but ~ lol ~ So I especially connect to the silent night one!
ReplyDeleteEach of these is hilarious! But my favourite is Gary!
ReplyDeleteLove the random dudes! Never even thought of that before but suspect I will every year going forward!
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