I've missed a few posts in my reader list...not sure how. Anyway whenever I stub my toe, spill my coffee, make any kind of a mess, forget something...I guess you can call it a prayer?
Silent Night - often for us it's more of a silent trip down the road. I do wonder about the thinking behind this virgin birth idea. Did someone dare another one that they could never get away with that crazy idea?
When I was assisting with Sunday School & we had to provide an alternative for kids on Christmas Eve, so that the parents could enjoy a candle light service without fear of the children disturbing ... I use to host a birthday party for Baby Jesus - complete with birthday cake, party hats,balloons & yes pin the tale on the donkey!
Blasphemy! I'm going to be a little nicer to the Christians in my life this new cycle. We have a long history together. Like about 2000 years long. I will help them with this festivity, but if they get too bossy or start bullying people, please include me out of the whole thing.
I don't know how you find these things, Debra! Hysterical! Terry knows if I say, "I'm fine," I'm anything but ~ lol ~ So I especially connect to the silent night one!
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Oh Christ.........
Happy birthday Gary doesn’t have the same ring to it.
You're a naughty girl but I love you anyway! xo Diana
😉 I am ashamed to say I love them all!
There was this pigeon, Joseph..
Blasphemous!!! And I am here for every single one!
Too funny, especially the three random guys showing up with gifts:)
So funny!
All good ones. And the "random dudes" is on point.
I've missed a few posts in my reader list...not sure how. Anyway whenever I stub my toe, spill my coffee, make any kind of a mess, forget something...I guess you can call it a prayer?
Hahahah
Oh, the one about the oven? I FEEL YOU, JOE!!!
LMAOOO
XOXO
Ha - very good post. Especially the first meme.
These are pure Christmas Gold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lTMKNac8wM
@ Jamie Ghione -- Thanks for the link -- I've never heard this song "Jesus's Birthday" before! It deserves to be a new rockin' Christmas carol hit!
Yeah, this myth stands up as well as Athena springing from the head of Zeus.
Love the memes!
Love the silent night one and the mary and joseph conversation!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No wonder Spain's trains banned you.... your face is probably on "Wanted" posters all over the Vatican by now!
Ol Joey was getting cucked
This is so funny. Satire at its best!
Silent Night - often for us it's more of a silent trip down the road. I do wonder about the thinking behind this virgin birth idea. Did someone dare another one that they could never get away with that crazy idea?
Spain marks immaculate conception day as a national holiday in early December, the math does not work, that baby would be born in September.
I may start calling Jesus Gary and see who reacts the most. I suspect a neighbour who includes him in every conversation.
When I was assisting with Sunday School & we had to provide an alternative for kids on Christmas Eve, so that the parents could enjoy a candle light service without fear of the children disturbing ... I use to host a birthday party for Baby Jesus - complete with birthday cake, party hats,balloons & yes pin the tale on the donkey!
Fully enjoy this season.
Ha!! Loved the essential oils one!! And Gary!! Thanks, and hope you're having a good week! -Jenn
In my youth we always had birthday cake on 24 January for Baby Jesus.
Okay, this is terrible but so funny, you naughty lady :)
Happy Birthday, Gary!
Blasphemy! I'm going to be a little nicer to the Christians in my life this new cycle. We have a long history together. Like about 2000 years long. I will help them with this festivity, but if they get too bossy or start bullying people, please include me out of the whole thing.
The New Testament said Jesus had brothers, so Joesph eventually got it on with Mary, just not right away.
BAHAHAHA! These are hilarious!
I still love Gary the best...
ha,ha, I love the stubbed toe!
I don't know how you find these things, Debra! Hysterical! Terry knows if I say, "I'm fine," I'm anything but ~ lol ~ So I especially connect to the silent night one!
Each of these is hilarious! But my favourite is Gary!
Love the random dudes! Never even thought of that before but suspect I will every year going forward!
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