Wednesday 3 May 2023

With Murderous Intent










The here's the most dangerous
cat of all -- he will
TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!


And even once you're dead,
cats are not satisfied.



33 comments:

  1. A dark humour post about cat risk!

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  2. "All cats are evil" made me laugh until my ribs hurt. Thanks, I needed that.

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  3. Oh that narc-y kid's days are numbered, that's for sure.

    I suppose it is just as well that HRH approved this post. It is not as if she has a lot else to do these days: SOMEBODY certainly did not get an invite to the coronation.

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  4. The You Saw Nothing one is everything.

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  5. The seventh photo made me laugh out loud. Priceless. Love the kitties!

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  6. The kitty judgment of humans is perfect. Cats are not invited to the crowning because they'd shred the fancy throne and knock down the orb.

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  7. @ Old Lurker -- No, HRH did NOT receive an invitation to the coronation and her nose is quite out of joint about it. Seems Cousin Chuck is continuing his late mom Betty's vendetta.

    @ Boud -- Yes, HRH was looking forward to batting that orb around and squeezing in beside the Stone of Scone for a nice snooze in the Coronation Chair. Alas, all her plans are for naught!

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  8. With every ounce of Norman blood coursing through my veins, HRH, I FART in your general direction!

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  9. @ Tundra Bunny -- SUCH IMPERTINENCE! But you are PARDONED on the basis of mutual Monty Python fandomship. Now let the TAUNTING and the FARTING CONTESTS commence! You have met your match.

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  10. Love the Monty Python reference. :)

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  11. I think the cat is plotting my death... I get that feeling all the time.

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  12. I love the wife didn't believe the husband one! Still chuckling!

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  13. Loved the cartoon with the baby narc. That was funny but so true. I stole a few of these, they were too good to pass up.

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  14. The all cats are evil meme that's a good one. Cats have good taste and they understand that whoopee cushions are funny.

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  15. I like Fort Asshole. I may have to build one myself.

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  16. This has been a fun survey of catitudes.

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  17. HAHAHAHA

    OMG the kitty in the background uttering: "NARC".

    I'm dead.

    XOXO

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  18. Let's talk about the Flower Moon. Where i live,it is not a big deal. California is so dramatic! But i would never lie to you, i go around and things are looking pretty good. We have flowers. This is personal, but hey even the squirrels are happy. Ardilla is the name in Spanish. If some nasty republican pointed a gun at my head, i would say Oh look a chipmunk! and run away.
    But the cats, they would turn me in for a can of food.

    It is nice around here right now. We are enjoying the flowers

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  19. Sorry, can’t believe a cat would assassinate its staff! 😂😂😂

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  20. The Morris lookalike choking the human. Priceless.

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  21. HRH has a very lovely tiara.

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  22. haha enjoyed the murderous cat memes dear Debra

    though cat is only thing in my whole life about which i remained superstitious for part of my life and this is because of the stories told by grandma and mom but when mom pet a cat and saw three generations growing before eyes all was well :)
    hugs

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  23. All very funny, all very true.

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  24. These are fantastic and funny! But, for your own safety you might consider making an offering to Bast and Freya. And, leave a little something out for HRH...

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  25. oh man... I loved these so much..and really made me think of Dexter who was a little of all of them.

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  26. Hilarious Debra! I'm going to be laughing all day over the burial funny! I adore dogs, but cats are far more interesting. Hugs to you, my friend!

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  27. My cats approve this post! And they remind us to sleep with one eye open!

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  28. Never, ever activate the Murder Button! 😜

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  29. I just don't agree - I have met very few evil cats. They really seem to like me. Now dogs - don't me started. One time I had to fend off a jack russell terrier with a garbage can lid. Another time, I was walking on a trail and some big dog on a leash leapt at me (while the owner just look on) and bit me in the ass.

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  30. Those are so totally cat! Fort asshole is my favourite.

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  31. My mom evicted her cat from the house. Now he's outdoor only for biting

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