If you put the word "kindly" before a phrase, that makes it much more polite! Even with the F bomb! The monks at the Monastery use that a lot. "Kindly Do Not Enter". I daresay they use or have used your fave word also!
I'm reminded of a former boyfriend of one of my wife's hometown friends, we all called him 'Fucking Frank', because it was almost literally every other word out of his mouth.
😬 I fucking love saying fuck. But, I still get fucking unnerved when I hear fuck coming out of the mouths of fucking kids!! Should adults come up with a new fucking word?! I'm not sure we can...kids are the ones creating new profanities and they're better at it. If not for the "Urban Dictionary" I wouldn't know what people are fucking talking about!! 🤨
One of my favourite expressions to come out of World War II was FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and about 5 years ago, I was thumbing through a sales flyer from a national hardware chain when I spotted a large pry bar by STANLEY that was named Fubar! Since I never saw that tool advertised again anywhere, I've considered it to be a good example of "fuck around and find out"!
So satisfying, haha. Listen to that new song Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter: "I can't relate to desperation/My give-a-fucks are on vacation...." F-bombs & rhyme are even more satisfying, haha.
I remember ye olden days of the chat rooms and FB, where you had to get mighty creative with spelling your F bomb in order to avoid the dreaded red word warning that prevented you from posting.
Sadly, you can post multiple variations of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words, but not opinions that go against the mods.
I don't know what it is, but swearing was just part of my family. Including my aunts and uncles. Of course they swore in Italian. LOL Fuck is just part of everyday language now. I'm all for it.
...have a funky good day.
ReplyDeleteThese are good! I love the, motherfucker is silent.
ReplyDeletethis is so thrilling to read through. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favourite posts ever.
ReplyDeleteWell, darn it to heck, all the best swears are taken.
ReplyDeleteA truly underutilized word
ReplyDeleteSome days are definitely "f-bomb" worthy.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite word!
ReplyDeleteOh, fuck, but these are good!
ReplyDeleteWell, this has filled my fuck bucket 🪣!
ReplyDeleteIf you put the word "kindly" before a phrase, that makes it much more polite! Even with the F bomb! The monks at the Monastery use that a lot. "Kindly Do Not Enter". I daresay they use or have used your fave word also!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh laughing
ReplyDeletelove the grammar lessons
LeeAnna
This is my absolute favorite of the genre , but all of these are entirely steal-worthy!
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of a former boyfriend of one of my wife's hometown friends, we all called him 'Fucking Frank', because it was almost literally every other word out of his mouth.
"Picture it, Sicily, 1912" LOL LOL LOL
ReplyDelete😬 I fucking love saying fuck. But, I still get fucking unnerved when I hear fuck coming out of the mouths of fucking kids!! Should adults come up with a new fucking word?! I'm not sure we can...kids are the ones creating new profanities and they're better at it. If not for the "Urban Dictionary" I wouldn't know what people are fucking talking about!! 🤨
ReplyDeleteThe more you cuss the more intelligent you are. I read that on the internet so I know it's fucking true.
ReplyDeleteI must say, that Joe Lennon draws a fucking good Clark Gable. Given his very simple style, I wouldn't have thought such a likeness was possible.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favourite expressions to come out of World War II was FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and about 5 years ago, I was thumbing through a sales flyer from a national hardware chain when I spotted a large pry bar by STANLEY that was named Fubar! Since I never saw that tool advertised again anywhere, I've considered it to be a good example of "fuck around and find out"!
ReplyDeleteHave a happy fucking day!
That was fucking funny Debra.
ReplyDeleteMy throat chakra has ascended to a higher state of being. :D
ReplyDeleteThank you. My favorite word. So versatile.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite word. I especially like the silent motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite most versatile word
ReplyDeleteF-bombs? How unladylike. Are you trying to channel your inner Anne Marie?
ReplyDeleteThese are great, Debra! I'm guilty of dropping F-bombs. I had to be so careful at school.
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- She's taken me over, body and soul. I need to start knitting something and host a Saturday Night Dance Party!
ReplyDeleteFuck is so mild nowadays. We Quebeckers make much better swear words.
ReplyDeleteI'm validated and vindicated!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll print off that last one and stick it on my front door when the Jehovah's Witnesses are out and about.
ReplyDeletei like the peaceful world :)
ReplyDeleteI shall have to remember that 'Have a good day' one next time my teeth are clenched.
ReplyDeleteI'm usually calm, if something bad happens I try to keep my cool.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice week!
So satisfying, haha.
ReplyDeleteListen to that new song Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter: "I can't relate to desperation/My give-a-fucks are on vacation...."
F-bombs & rhyme are even more satisfying, haha.
What a lot of fucking fantastic memes!!
ReplyDeleteI remember ye olden days of the chat rooms and FB, where you had to get mighty creative with spelling your F bomb in order to avoid the dreaded red word warning that prevented you from posting.
ReplyDeleteSadly, you can post multiple variations of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words, but not opinions that go against the mods.
But....I still like the Rodeo Song....
I don't know what it is, but swearing was just part of my family. Including my aunts and uncles. Of course they swore in Italian. LOL Fuck is just part of everyday language now. I'm all for it.
ReplyDeleteI love a good curse! F-bombs away, baby!
ReplyDeleteClearing my Throat Chakra... LMAOROTF... Loved that one.
ReplyDeleteLOVED them ALL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe world is so beautful, i cannot go 5 minutes without the F Bomb.
I copied the Samuel L Jackson one to share with my family. ;)
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