🤣 I sent the disco one to my friends and told them I would never have said it to their faces; they might strangle me! But by only telling it in message form, I'm "ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!" 🤣😉
Oh, these are excellent puns. Groan-worthy and more so chuckle-worthy. I need new pair of Phillipe Phillope! And thanks for the ear worm, Gloria Gaynor!
Philippe Flop was the unflattering nickname of former premier Philippe Couillard. Entirely deserved, IMO.
And here's a terrible pun I sometimes tell my son, holding the jam pot (Mr Jam Jar) as if it was a puppet: "I was late, because I was in a traffic jam."
I know it's lame, but what would you expect from a talking jam pot?
I love the puns and I might have to make a tearable puns sheet to share with my neighborhood. I haven't done one in a while. THe last one was this beauty, https://enchantedlittleworld.com/printable-lionel-richie-flyer/
@ Parnassus (Jim) -- The missing pun has . . . gone with the wind, I'm afraid. And "At first I was afraid, I was petrified" are the opening lyrics of Gloria Gaynor's classic disco hit "I Will Survive."
Hey There Deb: You and your blog are always in my thoughts, but my schedule just won't fit into the blogging world these days. Meanwhile, I'll just lurk and visit when I can. As always you're the best, and I'll peek back in soon. Happy weekend 🤗
No, doctor. It was a record NUMBER of stabs.
ReplyDeleteRock bottom lol so many all hilarious
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing
...groan indeed!
ReplyDeleteThanks. I needed that.
ReplyDeletePunny. Always good for a smile early in the morning.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I laughed a bit more than I groaned.
ReplyDeleteDisco!
No need to go into hiding,
ReplyDeleteThanks Debra for the good humor!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOMG soooo good! *sides hurt*
Now, Correctile Dysfunction? I need THAT on a t-shirt. STAT.
XOXO
Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteI love a good pun. "Rock Bottom" Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYou should be proud of yourself Debs. No one has made me moan like that since two weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm so damned tired of mansplaining, correctile dysfunction indeed. Too bad they don't have a pill for it.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Bob. These made me laugh rather than groan.
ReplyDelete@ Mistress Maddie -- OMG you're so bad.
ReplyDelete🤣 I sent the disco one to my friends and told them I would never have said it to their faces; they might strangle me! But by only telling it in message form, I'm "ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!" 🤣😉
ReplyDelete@ Cleora Borealis - Oh, very GROAN-worthy!
ReplyDeleteOh, these are excellent puns. Groan-worthy and more so chuckle-worthy. I need new pair of Phillipe Phillope! And thanks for the ear worm, Gloria Gaynor!
ReplyDeleteOMG ... great groans for this Wednesday morning! Love this one: 🩴🩴
ReplyDeleteLove the puns! They all made me chuckle but the 'correctile dysfunction' was the absolute best!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
I need witless protection myself.
ReplyDeleteGroan-A-Rama indeed!
ReplyDeleteGROAN, Phillipe Phillope? Really? And the Tearable Puns. . .
ReplyDeleteI too might need witless protection.
ReplyDeleteYou are officially in witless protection.
ReplyDeleteYour puns are so fun that I look forward to each Wednesday
ReplyDeletePhilippe Flop was the unflattering nickname of former premier Philippe Couillard. Entirely deserved, IMO.
ReplyDeleteAnd here's a terrible pun I sometimes tell my son, holding the jam pot (Mr Jam Jar) as if it was a puppet: "I was late, because I was in a traffic jam."
I know it's lame, but what would you expect from a talking jam pot?
You definitely found rock bottom. It probably lies close to a rock hard phallus.
ReplyDeleteJust, GROAN. And Moan.
ReplyDeleteBraille and rock bottoms are my favorites. I may need that protection program.
ReplyDeleteYour puns are so tearable, they made me cry!
ReplyDeleteGood to know how ugly rock bottom looks. I now realize I never really hit it. Phew.
ReplyDeleteDon't go wasting your emoticons. Save all your 💘💕💖💏 for me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the groans…….. There were some chuckles in there too…. Rock bottom….lol
ReplyDeleteI love the puns and I might have to make a tearable puns sheet to share with my neighborhood. I haven't done one in a while. THe last one was this beauty, https://enchantedlittleworld.com/printable-lionel-richie-flyer/
ReplyDeleteOMG! Some of these are laugh out loud 🤣 funny. You're an expert at finding these. Sending lots of hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteI do love that last one.
ReplyDelete@ Mr Shife -- That Lionel Richie poster is hilarious!
ReplyDelete@ RO -- So nice to see a comment from you again! Any plans to return to blogging?
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, Now we need to know what that torn-out pun was. Also, I don't get the "petrified" one.
ReplyDelete--Jim
@ Parnassus (Jim) -- The missing pun has . . . gone with the wind, I'm afraid. And "At first I was afraid, I was petrified" are the opening lyrics of Gloria Gaynor's classic disco hit "I Will Survive."
ReplyDeleteSo many good ones! But I'm going to have to steal Phillipe Phillope. I'm still chuckling as I write.
ReplyDeleteHey There Deb: You and your blog are always in my thoughts, but my schedule just won't fit into the blogging world these days. Meanwhile, I'll just lurk and visit when I can. As always you're the best, and I'll peek back in soon. Happy weekend 🤗
ReplyDeleteMy favorite - correctal dysfunction . Pretty good group
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