Dracula's busy these days trying to update his image
in order to lure a younger generation of victims . . .
And, of course, other species now
want to get in on the act too . . .
And a wooden stake through the heart?
How passé!
Everyone today is using
Vampire Slayer Pistols
with wooden bullets.
This calembour atroce is for YOU, Guillaume!
Awwwww kitty vampires. There are people in my life I’d happily give them a kitten or two lol
ReplyDeleteGreat, now you're murdering words in French AND English to feed your pun addiction...
ReplyDeleteThe Tom Cruise one always makes me smile; truth, you know.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the wooden bullet gun!!
I bet Canada wouldn't let me cross the border with the vampire gun! I find the last one very punny.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! My favorite is the cat vampire and Tom Cruise:)
ReplyDeleteThe kitty vampires are the only ones I like!
ReplyDelete"I want to drink your milk!"
ReplyDeleteCat vampires seem to be everywhere these days
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, Always love to see pictures of Grandpa, and that is one of the best, but that slogan Straight Outta Transylvania could have been more clever, unless that is some current expression that I have not heard of.
ReplyDelete--Jim
...you sure are in the spirit!
ReplyDeleteKitty vampires should be more feared then the human counterparts. Trust me! Cat people vampires!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are ready for Halloween!
ReplyDelete👏👏 Outstanding collection! My fave is a vampire has to be invited in, but a cat vampire is an even bigger pain in the neck because the little sucker wants right back out!! 🙀🤣
ReplyDeleteThe meme with the cat biting the dog should have been Catula. MUWAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA meow, hisss.
ReplyDeleteThe vampire cat biting the dog is hysterical, made me LOL.
ReplyDelete"Painstaking" AAAHHHH Debra! I must be a vampire, too because that pun slayed me!
ReplyDeleteLove the kitty who wants to drink his milk and the wooden bullets. Fun post Deb!
ReplyDeleteThat cat dracula is so cool
ReplyDeletePainstaking? LOL.
ReplyDeleteAlso, any subtle reference to the Simpsons reminds me of my favourite Homer Simpson quote: "Trying is the first step to failing."
Those cat vampires are so cute. Great pictures.
ReplyDeleteOk, but the Kitty channeling Gary Oldman??????
ReplyDeleteI'd watch that movie.
XOXO
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear an extended interview with Count von Count from Sesame Street.
Kitty vampires rule, in the new lingo.
ReplyDeleteI love the Munsters, but I've always had a bit of a problem with the idea that Grandpa is really Dracula, as there are many episodes that have him walking around in broad daylight. Still, Al Lewis was great in the role.
ReplyDeleteIt's been pointed out recently that moonlight is just reflected sunlight. Buckle up Drac, you're going down!
ReplyDeleteOk, the Tom Cruise one made me guffaw! The steampunk gun with wooden bullets is clever. I'll admit that I had to think about the French one... iel frances no es mi segundo idioma!
ReplyDeleteI'll take an order of the cute draculas, two of 'em, please.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween time, SWS.
Bwahahaha! Great Halloween Humor!
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That is indeed a calembour atroce.
ReplyDeleteThe book is a slow burn marvelous read.
ReplyDeleteCatching up on your blog is a true treat. Seriously good stuff. Boogie Boogie.
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