I'd like Black Santa, Immigrant Santa, Trans Santa, LGBTQ+ Santa, Middle Eastern Santa to visit the big ots and haters this year with a lump of coal each.
...sadly, the only children who won't get very much for Christmas are the poor ones, that's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income!
I'll join the cat in requesting--better yet, demanding--cash in an envelope. I'm sure Black Santa does piss off the magats since they're so afraid they're being replaced by people of color. If only they really would be . . .
Christians, even Santa, are a judgy bunch, trying to scare kids into behaving. Doesn't seem to work very well. Sorry, Christmas gets to me, all the fake shit. For you though, I wish a lovely day.
Not so sure about Santa this year. One of the three kings, at least, was dark-skinned. Wonder how the racist assholes feel about that. Balthazar, please bring all the presents this year.
😼 I don't know about you and HRH, but I don't think my cats would share the money...not even to pay the invoice I would hand them for services rendered!! 🙀 Happiness to you and HRH!! 😻🎄🎅🎁
@ Cleora Borealis -- Share? SHARE? No effin way! That moolah is MINE, ALL MINE! Bast knows I EARNED it by having to put up with my human ALL THESE YEARS.
Santa deserves to take the night off, but I wish he would only leave gifts and hope for the poorest boys & girls... and dispatch Krampus to beat hell out of all Magats and Neo-Nazis in the world!
I'd like Black Santa, Immigrant Santa, Trans Santa, LGBTQ+ Santa, Middle Eastern Santa to visit the big ots and haters this year with a lump of coal each.
ReplyDelete...sadly, the only children who won't get very much for Christmas are the poor ones, that's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income!
ReplyDeleteI'll join the cat in requesting--better yet, demanding--cash in an envelope. I'm sure Black Santa does piss off the magats since they're so afraid they're being replaced by people of color. If only they really would be . . .
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Love the dog toys one!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jamie - only dogs get toys this year.
ReplyDeleteHo Ho Ho, I am going to bed early this year.
ReplyDeleteChristians, even Santa, are a judgy bunch, trying to scare kids into behaving. Doesn't seem to work very well. Sorry, Christmas gets to me, all the fake shit.
ReplyDeleteFor you though, I wish a lovely day.
Enjoy the festive season Debra regardless of whether Santa visits or not🎄🎁🎅
ReplyDeleteNot so sure about Santa this year. One of the three kings, at least, was dark-skinned. Wonder how the racist assholes feel about that. Balthazar, please bring all the presents this year.
ReplyDeleteMerry holidays, Debra and everyone! Always remembering Jesus was a brown baby!
ReplyDelete😼 I don't know about you and HRH, but I don't think my cats would share the money...not even to pay the invoice I would hand them for services rendered!! 🙀 Happiness to you and HRH!! 😻🎄🎅🎁
ReplyDelete@ Cleora Borealis -- Share? SHARE? No effin way! That moolah is MINE, ALL MINE! Bast knows I EARNED it by having to put up with my human ALL THESE YEARS.
DeleteA quiet night in. Merry Christmas Debra🧑🎄🥂
ReplyDeleteWell, my goodness ... I seem to like every one of these! Especially that very first one!
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, At least you're close, so if Santa decides to limit his excursions this year, you should still be safe.
ReplyDelete--Jim
I quiet night home. The way humans behave. COAL all around!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Yuletide Debs🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Just like in real life, the dogs are people pleasers and cats couldn't care less :-)
ReplyDeleteAt least I don't have little kids in the house anymore. Krampus will probably skip us and Santa will leave a Dog Bone!
ReplyDeleteBlack Santa or Middle Eastern Jesus, take your pick.
ReplyDeleteThat cat? Absolutely. And YES to pissing off racist people. Happy Christmas to you and yours.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a nice Christmas
ReplyDeleteDog toys. lololololololololol.
ReplyDeleteGood for you! Wishing you an excellent holiday season with Aloha from Honolulu. Fondly,
ReplyDeleteAlways giving me a good laugh
ReplyDeleteHahaha great to see you are still cranking out all these funny memes! Happy Christmas mate. Have a good one.
ReplyDeleteI think Santa will have a very short list, so he should start early and be back at the north pole for a quiet late evening
ReplyDeleteSanta deserves to take the night off, but I wish he would only leave gifts and hope for the poorest boys & girls... and dispatch Krampus to beat hell out of all Magats and Neo-Nazis in the world!
ReplyDeleteThe historical St. Nicholas was from Asia Minor (modern-day Turkey) so the chances are good that he didn't resemble a Swede.
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