Might be a good idea to leave the photo of the guy with makeup and long hair out for the holiday, you shouldn't tempt fate with the San Andreas fault active in the last few weeks.
🤣 "a weigh in a manger." That is the perfect dad joke on the day we celebrate Frank Costanza and Festivus for the Rest of Us!! Let the grievances, meat loaf, and wrestling begin!! 🤬💪🤼♀️
@ Cleora Borealis -- And don't forget the Festivus Cake decorated with M&Ms! I always wanted to throw a Festivus celebration but never got around to it, alas.
Ok, I love the severed toe! At my work, to accommodate everyone and no one's religious practices I instituted a Festivus party in late December. It was a hit! And, they were all welcome to wrestle me - but no takers, dang it!
Those devilled egg baby Jesuses/Jesi? should become staples at ALL future baby showers with a "Silence of the Lambs" theme -- do they pair nicely with fava beans and Chianti?
Festivus for the rest of us! Look at that pasty-faced Mary and her equally pale baby. These are Middle Eastern Jews? I don't think so. Didn't it ever occur to anyone that Mary and the baby might actually be Norwegian with that skin? Those baby deviled eggs are a little creepy! But I enjoyed these and I thank you for the smiles.
...Debra, interesting takes on the big day.
ReplyDeleteI love these. I really had to concentrate to figure out the thumb!
ReplyDeleteThose baby devilled eggs are hilarious! And that severed toe!
ReplyDeleteThat first one, the irony. Thanks for the laughs this morning:)
ReplyDeleteThese are great, especially putting the baby in the food!!
ReplyDeleteOh my, a lot of groans here, and I am here for them all!
ReplyDeleteThe Deviled eggs "cracked" me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBrought a strange smile to my face. No other explanation, just strange.
ReplyDeleteMight be a good idea to leave the photo of the guy with makeup and long hair out for the holiday, you shouldn't tempt fate with the San Andreas fault active in the last few weeks.
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous -- He's my favourite Jesus of all!
DeleteThe severed toe!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Debra!
ReplyDeleteGood ones! That one about the convention is funny! And "A son of God in my food!" LOL!!!
ReplyDelete🤣 "a weigh in a manger." That is the perfect dad joke on the day we celebrate Frank Costanza and Festivus for the Rest of Us!! Let the grievances, meat loaf, and wrestling begin!! 🤬💪🤼♀️
ReplyDelete@ Cleora Borealis -- And don't forget the Festivus Cake decorated with M&Ms! I always wanted to throw a Festivus celebration but never got around to it, alas.
DeleteThat ornament does look like a toe - I had to stare at it for awhile before the big reveal.
ReplyDeleteOk, I love the severed toe!
ReplyDeleteAt my work, to accommodate everyone and no one's religious practices I instituted a Festivus party in late December. It was a hit! And, they were all welcome to wrestle me - but no takers, dang it!
@ e -- Oh, that's the perfect solution! Festivus is truly non-denominational, LOL.
DeleteA weigh in a manger...HaHaHa...Merry Christmas Deb!!
ReplyDeleteThis is so hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThose devilled egg baby Jesuses/Jesi? should become staples at ALL future baby showers with a "Silence of the Lambs" theme -- do they pair nicely with fava beans and Chianti?
ReplyDeleteGroan 7.4 times.
ReplyDeleteomg on the thumb. I took a picture of my screen and texted it out to friends. So funny.
ReplyDeleteLove the diviled eggs.
ReplyDeleteFestivus for the rest of us! Look at that pasty-faced Mary and her equally pale baby. These are Middle Eastern Jews? I don't think so. Didn't it ever occur to anyone that Mary and the baby might actually be Norwegian with that skin? Those baby deviled eggs are a little creepy! But I enjoyed these and I thank you for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
The severed toe wins!
ReplyDeleteThe one with the donkey made me laugh out loud, which isn't easy to do these days. Thanks for the laughs and happy holidays!
ReplyDeleteLove the donkey😀
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