At 88 my father told his doctor I am going to go home and eat all of the chocolate ice cream I want, his doc said, I would too. He should have done that decades earlier.
LOL. The statue offends me... Actually, the thing scares me every time they point to it and tell me to mount it. How'm I supposed to do that? I mean, the thing does not excite me like that. 😉🤣
🥰 My primary care doctor is board-certified in geriatrics and removed that offensive statue years ago. You don't make old people with balance and mobility issues step up on that monster! Trouble is, he has a scale that is only a one-inch climb and I am offended by that one, too! 😱🤬 Doctors are wily and keep winning!! 🤪 OK, so he also saved my life by detecting my thyroid cancer way early and I'm cancer free! But. He. Has. That. Scale!! 😉
“Every piece of chocolate shortens life by two minutes” death by chocolate but, oh well, as I sit here nibbling on 3 pieces of See’s Almond Cluster 😉.
Lol. Yay to the ice cream!
ReplyDeleteI love these. I died in 1281.
ReplyDeleteWe had some celery with peanut butter at work yesterday. I hadn't had that in so long.
ReplyDeleteFrozen yogurt. Half the calories of ice cream. Eat twice as much.
ReplyDelete...ice cream is a health food in my mind.
ReplyDeleteWell, I get my fruit in a margarita, too!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I love that cheeto diet.
ReplyDeleteChocolate is good for you - it is the sugar and dairy added to it that is not!
ReplyDeleteAt 88 my father told his doctor I am going to go home and eat all of the chocolate ice cream I want, his doc said, I would too. He should have done that decades earlier.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeletelolololol vegan cheesecake. I make that and it's spot on!
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I always look for life's truths at the bottom of ice cream vats. At least I've tried...
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These are great. I actually have that statue in my home!
ReplyDeleteIve actually gotten to where I like celery. It only took 50 years :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL. The statue offends me... Actually, the thing scares me every time they point to it and tell me to mount it. How'm I supposed to do that? I mean, the thing does not excite me like that. 😉🤣
ReplyDeleteVery funny... I loved to read about.
ReplyDelete🥰 My primary care doctor is board-certified in geriatrics and removed that offensive statue years ago. You don't make old people with balance and mobility issues step up on that monster! Trouble is, he has a scale that is only a one-inch climb and I am offended by that one, too! 😱🤬 Doctors are wily and keep winning!! 🤪 OK, so he also saved my life by detecting my thyroid cancer way early and I'm cancer free! But. He. Has. That. Scale!! 😉
ReplyDeleteThe first one's funny only because it's true. I remember when I was little and I said to my mother why is there so much hair in this celery.
ReplyDelete'The important thing is that I tried' Love that!
ReplyDeleteI actually like celery. And I really like the cheese and dips and whatnot that I put on it...
Hmmmm. . . . I should have died in 1286. I guess I'm too healthy.
ReplyDeleteAs always these are terrific! Apparently I'm dead from chocolate. That's what they mean by Death by Chocolate huh?
ReplyDeleteLOL, very funny! :)
ReplyDelete“Every piece of chocolate shortens life by two minutes” death by chocolate but, oh well, as I sit here nibbling on 3 pieces of See’s Almond Cluster 😉.
ReplyDeleteI started laughing out loud at the very beginning! thanks
ReplyDeleteI don't know which I holler louder, BACOOOON or ICE CREEEEEEAM!
ReplyDeletewhen the weighing scales say to me "one at a time please".... i know i've eaten too much cake
ReplyDeleteSo funny for a good laugh
ReplyDeleteOMG! These are ficken hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOh, that salad one!
ReplyDeleteWhy is yummy food so bad for you?! And celery? Urgh!
ReplyDeleteYes, please remove the offending statue. I probably died pre 1572.
ReplyDeleteConsider it done!!!! Yay!! me too!!!
ReplyDeletesugar has been there for me thru many of life's disappointments. I want the statue removed too, and celery, LOL water with hair in it lol
ReplyDeleteLeeAnna
HAHAHA! But I love celery! (with gobs of bleu cheese)
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