To live like royalty, it's crucial to employ
the table manners and eating etiquette
of the upper classes and your betters.
You must invest 13 minutes of your time
to watch this instructional video
entitled "Eat (Like) The Rich" by
the Irish humorist Garron Noone.
However, be forewarned.
He DOES use some lower middle class language in this video.
Cats do behave like royalty.
ReplyDeleteYou may want to check out the tune "Party with the Rich" by The Grandsons. And the "Two Dollar Store" is a classic.
ReplyDelete...I'm happy just being me.
ReplyDeleteTHESE are MARVELOUS!!! "The $2 Store"! ROFL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will be back to watch the video, I feel like it's going to be a hoot. but the vanity stool meme cracked my up. I know people who would do just that!!!
ReplyDeleteWilliam, you’ve got to go twice in there!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO
OMG the kitty in the tiny loveseat!
XOXO
Cats have us well trained, and convinced that they can not be trained.
ReplyDeleteCats are royalty and we are at their beck and call.
ReplyDeleteOnce I realized that everything else fell into place.
I love Garron. You shouldn't be burning coal, you should be burning billionaires:)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Ready for High Tea?
ReplyDeleteThat video was so funny. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDelete🤣 The Garron Noone video was brilliant! I would love to see him do a full history of British royalty and upper crust moving from grab it-devour it-enjoy it dining (while burping, farting, and peeing in the corner) to prissy upside-down forking your rice!! 🤨 There are some lovely options in the middle. Really. If having a meal together is a test of your worthiness to be a member of some snooty group of stiffs, your life has taken a wrong turn. 🥴
ReplyDelete😃 Eat up, drink up, and enjoy each other!
I needed these smiles this morning, Debra. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteMy beloved/insane cat mistress is adoring her new throne. It was obviously made exclusively for her.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Finally, a decent (indecent) tutorial on how to eat like the rich. Love it.
Love the memes! The $2 store and the cat on the fainting couch especially. I follow Garron on YouTube. He is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteStay Delicious!
Absolutely howling at the Garron Noone video! That man is an absolute treasure when it comes to skewering upper-class absurdity.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that photo of the dog being carried in the sedan chair took me out. Truly living like royalty! Thanks for starting the day with a solid dose of humor, Debra.
Oh my, Debra, thank 😊 you so much for sharing these memes. Cats are indeed 👑 royalty.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Garron Noone and his videos! Check out his ones on "American Thanksgiving" and "Fuckin' Canadians" -- but pee first, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI watch Garron on YouTube. Smart and hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI can't see the video but will try to find him on YouTube!
ReplyDeleteGood ones..Love the video!!
ReplyDeleteInsane that anyone would ever serve you a pear on a plate.
ReplyDeleteI am saving your post so I can easily find the video when I have time.
ReplyDeleteGarron is the Lad! " oh I'm sorry , sir, you don't have perfect vision , GET OUT" Bollocks and cunts!
ReplyDeleteThis post is rich.
ReplyDeleteThese are fantastic!!
ReplyDeleteOh The video!! 🤣🤣 I eat with my fork upside down all the time, just like my Dad did. $2 stores here look nothing like yours!
ReplyDeleteThese are great. Thanks for the laugh, even I am a day late. :)
ReplyDeleteI really didn't have time to watch the video, but I'm so glad I did, Debra. I laughed all the way through it. I wonder what the etiquette is for recovering from laughing so hard you unexpectedly spew coffee on your computer?
ReplyDeletethat cat on the statue is up to no good that's certain.
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