Thursday, 20 August 2026

Living Like Royalty!









To live like royalty, it's crucial to employ
the table manners and eating etiquette
of the upper classes and your betters.

You must invest 13 minutes of your time
to watch this instructional video
entitled "Eat (Like) The Rich" by
the Irish humorist Garron Noone.

However, be forewarned.

He DOES use some lower middle class language in this video.


30 comments:

Guillaume said...

Cats do behave like royalty.

Bilbo said...

You may want to check out the tune "Party with the Rich" by The Grandsons. And the "Two Dollar Store" is a classic.

Tom said...

...I'm happy just being me.

Rade said...

THESE are MARVELOUS!!! "The $2 Store"! ROFL!!!!!

Mistress Maddie said...

I will be back to watch the video, I feel like it's going to be a hoot. but the vanity stool meme cracked my up. I know people who would do just that!!!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

William, you’ve got to go twice in there!
LMAOOOOO
OMG the kitty in the tiny loveseat!

XOXO

Travel said...

Cats have us well trained, and convinced that they can not be trained.

Bob said...

Cats are royalty and we are at their beck and call.
Once I realized that everything else fell into place.

Pixie said...

I love Garron. You shouldn't be burning coal, you should be burning billionaires:)

whkattk said...

LOL. Ready for High Tea?

Ellen D. said...

That video was so funny. Thanks for the laughs!

Cleora Borealis said...

๐Ÿคฃ The Garron Noone video was brilliant! I would love to see him do a full history of British royalty and upper crust moving from grab it-devour it-enjoy it dining (while burping, farting, and peeing in the corner) to prissy upside-down forking your rice!! ๐Ÿคจ There are some lovely options in the middle. Really. If having a meal together is a test of your worthiness to be a member of some snooty group of stiffs, your life has taken a wrong turn. ๐Ÿฅด
๐Ÿ˜ƒ Eat up, drink up, and enjoy each other!

RedPat said...

I needed these smiles this morning, Debra. Thanks.

Ms. Moon said...

My beloved/insane cat mistress is adoring her new throne. It was obviously made exclusively for her.
Okay. Finally, a decent (indecent) tutorial on how to eat like the rich. Love it.

e said...

Love the memes! The $2 store and the cat on the fainting couch especially. I follow Garron on YouTube. He is hilarious!
Stay Delicious!

Mr. Shife said...

Absolutely howling at the Garron Noone video! That man is an absolute treasure when it comes to skewering upper-class absurdity.

Also, that photo of the dog being carried in the sedan chair took me out. Truly living like royalty! Thanks for starting the day with a solid dose of humor, Debra.

Linda's Relaxing Lair said...

Oh my, Debra, thank ๐Ÿ˜Š you so much for sharing these memes. Cats are indeed ๐Ÿ‘‘ royalty.

Tundra Bunny said...

I LOVE Garron Noone and his videos! Check out his ones on "American Thanksgiving" and "Fuckin' Canadians" -- but pee first, LOL!

DB Stewart said...

I watch Garron on YouTube. Smart and hilarious.

Kay G. said...

I can't see the video but will try to find him on YouTube!

This N That said...

Good ones..Love the video!!

Lady M said...

Insane that anyone would ever serve you a pear on a plate.

Kathy G said...

I am saving your post so I can easily find the video when I have time.

Linda Sue said...

Garron is the Lad! " oh I'm sorry , sir, you don't have perfect vision , GET OUT" Bollocks and cunts!

Kirk said...

This post is rich.

Jennifer said...

These are fantastic!!

River said...

Oh The video!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I eat with my fork upside down all the time, just like my Dad did. $2 stores here look nothing like yours!

My name is Erika. said...

These are great. Thanks for the laugh, even I am a day late. :)

Fundy Blue said...

I really didn't have time to watch the video, but I'm so glad I did, Debra. I laughed all the way through it. I wonder what the etiquette is for recovering from laughing so hard you unexpectedly spew coffee on your computer?

Ur-spo said...

that cat on the statue is up to no good that's certain.