Hello everyone. Her Royal Highness the Cat here once again from the Afterlife, filling in as Guest Blogger for my lazy human Debra She Who Seeks who has irresponsibly buggered off for a couple of months.
While I have your momentary attention, I feel obliged to impart some feline wisdom to you. Please take each and every one of these inspirational quotations to heart and perhaps you too can approach the spiritual heights on which we cats reside.
Hahahahahahaha, just kidding. You'll never attain that kind of enlightenment, being mere humans instead of cats. Nevertheless, for Bast's sake, just try to learn what you can from them with your substandard brains and inferior comprehension.
My blessings to you all.
I love them all! HRH, you are correct; we hoomins will NEVER be as great as cats are. and my 3 nod in agreement with that sentence.
ReplyDeleteCats rule.
ReplyDeleteThe first and last are my favorites. Hilarious and wise, all.
ReplyDeleteI don't know you might get a "so?" at Burger King
ReplyDeleteThank you HRH, for all this *cough* inspiration. Is it true that cats were once thought of as gods in Egypt??
ReplyDeleteAs usual, HRH is brilliant.
ReplyDelete(The skin sock holding water and farts... so brilliant!)
Ha!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Words to live by. Best advice on life I'll run across today :)
ReplyDeleteOMG those are my kind of inspirational quotes. Thanks for the chuckles HRH!
ReplyDeleteOne pubic hair, eh? Gotta try that. On life: You're born, you live, and then you die. All the rest is just filler.
ReplyDeletehow very unposh of you HRH, not at all royal, indeed. All them bad words, are you sure you're a cat and not a dog?
ReplyDeleteWell, well, I welcome this cute kitty cat and those quotes.
ReplyDeleteThese are "inspired"! AND I'm feeling so powerful -- one of MY very own pubic hairs can do that!
ReplyDeleteLife's a bitch. And then you die.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Such a smart kitty. Thanks for getting straight to the point, you sweet pussy.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing! LOL! Really, I can't! LOL! I have to go get mom to read these! LOL! That fart one is hilarious!! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteI like your style, RH.
ReplyDeleteThank you HRH! These gave me a good laugh! The 3 stages of life really sums things up for me.
ReplyDeleteWell now I feel confident that I can approach life fully prepared to grab it by the throat and shake some sense into it.
ReplyDeleteLike the three stages of life...
ReplyDeletePlease visit: http://from-a-girls-mind.blogspot.com
I have missed you and HRH!! So cute..Just love the three stages of life!! And the "grass is greener"..You always have the best stuff..Thanks for sharing it..Have a wonderful weekend..
ReplyDeleteit was the one pubic hair that got me...:)
ReplyDeleteMy pubic hairs have never felt this much empowerment. Thank you, HRH, thank you so much.
ReplyDeleteGreat fun, HRH! Sometimes it is soul cleansing to tell someone to FO, especially when you use the term sparingly so it has more effect! LOL
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I love the sarcasm :)
ReplyDeleteTrue wisdom.
ReplyDeleteDirty Dancing is a super good love story but lots of fun dancing and music sprinkled all thru it...also, a few good life lessons along the way.
ReplyDeleteWrinkly stretched skin sock to YOU! Hahahaha! I feel energized thank you witty kitty! xoDebi
ReplyDeleteOh HRH, you are THE best!!! I laughed at them all and then some!
ReplyDeleteLove the cat picture. I can almost hear her purring.
ReplyDeleteMany great thoughts - really like the first one.
ReplyDeleteYea!~ HRH is back! And that top photo is maybe the cutest damn kitten I've ever seen!
ReplyDeleteHRH has a mighty fine collection of quotes. I will be using them on a daily basis. lol Hope you're enjoying your break Debra!
ReplyDeleteNice space you got here ... hello from Alberta, Canada ... cat.
ReplyDeleteLovely and a delightful read indeed, warm greetings.
ReplyDeleteThe one about the grass is always greener is so true. I used to think that others had it so much better than me and I'd be jealous. Then I realized they just hid it better than I did. :)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of your week!
Elsie
So lovely of her highness to present funnies. Hope her person is having a wonderful time on her holiday!
ReplyDeleteWe are way beyond late (sorry for that), but can I just say that 'skin sock full of water and farts' may be my new favorite expression ever?
ReplyDeleteThe first and last are my favorites. Hilarious and wise, all.
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Trite inspirational quote ... blah, blah ... fuck off. I'm crying here. lol
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