I'm guilty of doing something very similar to that first one at work. Someone will ask a very simple yes or no question and my answer will be very over the top and extremely long-winded. Just like me.
Well, maybe a version of the first one might be interesting to spring on someone if I ever get asked by anyone to hang out. It's quiet around here. It may take a while.
WHAT ass? I must be missing something.
ReplyDeleteI'm using that first one. Somehow, somewhere, I just want the opportunity to use that.
ReplyDeleteThe unreal news of the Avengers????
ReplyDeleteHell just watch the Trump administration for all those ingredients.
Hahaha...fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI especially like the first one. I may use this the next time I reply to a simple question :D
I have a new blog, do drop by and say hello :)
Oh, wait, now I see what he's looking at. My first comment was written on my iPhone. I thought the guy's front was his back!
ReplyDelete... no clue what this is about, friend D ... prolly cuz of the weather or sumthin ... smiles ... Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteLove the first one.
ReplyDeletehahaha!
ReplyDeleteyou are the one kind of your own dear Debra!
What a post!!!! I like to imagine the thoughts of someone visiting here for the first time- LOL xo Diana
ReplyDeleteEscalated quickly is an understatement!
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of doing something very similar to that first one at work. Someone will ask a very simple yes or no question and my answer will be very over the top and extremely long-winded. Just like me.
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Number one is a killer.
ReplyDeleteUm...I have to give them points for creativity.
ReplyDeleteLife goal: Hyperbole. Working on it!!!
ReplyDelete... and mow that you simmered down ... let me tell you about de-escalation, hmmm? ... Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteThe first one is priceless!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha...why bother with "yeah, dude, let's meet up on Wednesday" I love it!
ReplyDeleteOh that first one! That is genius!!
ReplyDeleteI don't do superheroes but Bucky and Cap are sooo hot in the new posters! Pun intended.
ReplyDeleteI love the first one. Stealing it.
ReplyDeleteYour post gave me a break from mud season: thanks
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Did our friend Harry Hamid write the first one? ;)
ReplyDeleteAt this point, I'd get excited about half penetration.
ReplyDeleteHave a great week, Debra.
I must remember to wait for the clouds to part in the darken sky for my answer.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the early morning chuckles. :)
ReplyDeleteHAHA! The first one...what an imagination!
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe a version of the first one might be interesting to spring on someone if I ever get asked by anyone to hang out. It's quiet around here. It may take a while.
ReplyDeleteThe first one is my favorite. The second is terrifying, because... I'm sure I know people like that.
ReplyDeleteThis was a very nteresting post
ReplyDeleteHehehehe xD
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I think I may have dated some of these people...
ReplyDeleteLOL! These are good! LOL!
ReplyDeleteMissed this post..don't know how that happens..Love the first one!! They are all good!!
ReplyDeleteOMG. Too funny.
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