Hello to all my ardent fans, admirers
and soon-to-be fee-paying clients!
It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat,
with an exciting announcement!
I have decided to offer my boundless
knowledge and unmatched experience
to benefit the world by becoming a . . .
LIFE COACH!
After all, how hard can it be?
Here's a small sampling
of the type of excellent advice
you can receive only from me --
So sign up for my
life coaching services
TODAY!
You won't regret it!
Sound advice, all.
ReplyDeleteI say that in case HRH finds out where I live ....
Great advice! Lol.
ReplyDeleteThanks for today's post, friend D :) Awesomeness as always :) I hope, you and your loved ones are still happy and healthy :) Sending love from this cat and her cat Theo Thunderbutt :)
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign up lol!
ReplyDeleteI was once an unemployed psych major but never a life coach. It wasn't an option back then and if truth be told, I just don't have the chutzpah for it.
ReplyDeleteso, was HRH a psyche major?
ReplyDeleteLife coach? I have the feeling some of this advice will go over like a fart in church.
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, The endangered plants one was my favorite today, although the competition was somewhat fierce!
ReplyDelete--Jim
I'm glad we've had cats in our lives. All bodies in all our past gardens are buried under endangered plants. I never would have thought of that. Life advice photo is totally creepy and totally perfect... as is the life coach meme (sorry, life coaches).
ReplyDeleteThese are so good I'm going to steal a few. Please don't send the guard dogs after me.
ReplyDelete@ anne marie in philly -- No, HRH was a psycho major.
ReplyDeleteI RESENT THAT!
ReplyDeleteHere's me.......grinning ear to ear!
ReplyDeleteHRH as a Life Coach? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI stand ready with carving forks in hand...
Funny Debra...I love the fork one and I can totally see myself doing that!! :)
ReplyDeleteOh look. HRH is all bright and bushy-tailed to announce her new career with nary a word about Prince Philip? I suppose his death was beneath the notice of Her Imperiousness? She and the Queen might not get along but family is family (especially that particular family).
ReplyDeleteAs for educational credentials: no doubt after flouncing her way through some hoity-toity finishing school for young mollies, she partied and catnipped her way to a degree at some prestigious institution that couldn't afford to fail her.
You're so wise, you make me laugh uproariously, HRH. I went through a lot to get my license to practice therapy. Life coaches are indeed, unemployed psych majors that charge more than me for their fake wisdom. I'm digging up my credit card number. Will send copies of front and back pronto. You deserve some good cheer.
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- Oh you CRUEL human, I am SO CRUSHED by HEART-WRENCHING GRIEF over dear Philip's passing, I am BARELY functioning. He and I shared such a special, SPECIAL bond. It was YET ANOTHER REASON why Cousin Betty HATES me so. But yes, I am a ROYAL too and know how to deal with life with a STIFF UPPER LIP, betraying NO emotion or pain, unlike YOU COMMONERS.
ReplyDeleteYou are, however, absolutely correct about my education. But what's your point? (*confused eyelash batting*)
@ Rawknrobyn -- Please send copies of ALL your credit cards, dear, in case any get declined. We can't be TOO careful, you know.
ReplyDeleteAll great, but I particularly like the one about the fork!! TFS
ReplyDeleteSorry, but jiggling the arm fat would require me to get too close and cut down on my escape routes.
ReplyDeleteThat one about the search dogs is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe kitty with the hands! The kitty with the hands!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
XOXO
This is exciting news. I have tried to talk to my cats about problems in my life, and is all they say is "I don't care."
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
Makes more sense than most of the speaker experts on TV,
ReplyDeleteOMCG, I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks. I will stuff my pockets with cheddar the next time the tornado sirens sound.
ReplyDeleteGreat advice, mostly about tell wife I have spoken.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
The cat with the hands. Photoshopped? Or did someone place a pair of doll hands in front of the cat? Either way it perfectly fits.
ReplyDeleteSign me up HRH, that cheese tip could save my life, and the one about how to bury the bodies - priceless !! :-)
ReplyDeleteWhen I was about 7, I got a doll with "magic skin" for Christmas. The skin on that doll gave me the willies and I never warmed up to her. Now, today, I see this photo of a cat wearing the hands from my magic-skin doll. I have the willies again and expect to have them ALL DAY LONG!!
ReplyDeleteWow! Pro tips, indeed! If this is just a sample, then sign me up! Can I pay with my government stimulus money???
ReplyDelete@ Cynthia -- I apologize to you on HRH's behalf for your case of the willies, since HRH herself never admits to any error, fault or blame.
ReplyDelete@ e -- Any and all legal tender is welcome and accepted.
ReplyDeleteI just love HRH..Such a smart Puss!!! Enjoy your day..
ReplyDeleteGood memes
ReplyDeleteThank you, Deb and HRH, for the much-needed laughs!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Your Highness. I shall worship thee all my days.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie, who goes into a deep curtsy
At the moment I'd take advice from anyone.
ReplyDeleteI do not know why the cannibal one had me rolling especially, but it did. :D
ReplyDeleteYou know, she has a lot of good advice. I'm heading to the store for weiners and cheese slices.
ReplyDeleteNot so sure about the last one.
ReplyDeleteLMAO These are great.
ReplyDeletethank you for life saving advice dear Cat
ReplyDeletei was looking for your wisdom to be explored through such witty posts ,hope you will take me as free of fee student lol
I tried the "I have spoken" approach only once. Oh the horror.
ReplyDeleteI need a life coach like HRH. I just know it would brighten my future!
ReplyDeleteOk, I am signing up! LOL! Love this post!!! I'm keeping a fork on me at all times now!! LOL! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteSign me up, HRH! Now I know what to do with those cheese slices we can't eat!
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