Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Get Ready to Groan, Part 1

Well, it's time again to do ANOTHER post featuring outrageous PUNS and atrocious WORD PLAY! Actually, I have enough for TWO posts -- there'll be a second one on Friday. You're welcome!










Oh, you thought that last one was in POOR TASTE? Well, hang on to your hats! This next one is dedicated to Rawknrobyn of Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog because she is THE QUEEN of Erotic Double Entendre Holiday Poetry!


And as always with these word play posts, I must end on an APOLOGETIC note --


51 comments:

Infidel753 said...

Then there's deja BOO! -- I cannot believe I again have to protest this shit.

Keep the Rawknrobyn one handy for when it's time to go nuclear on all the turkeys who complain about people saying "Happy Holidays".

anne marie in philly said...

THANK YOU BEE GODDESS! good wednesday laffs, especially the holiday one!

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

I've pinned a whole bunch of those husky dog ones. I love them! -Jenn

mxtodis123 said...

Oh, these are all fantastic. What a great way to start my morning. Love them all.

Bob Slatten said...

Sting!
I love it, and love them all.
Thanks for the giggles.

Deedles said...

My dogs' vet has that shark one on his receptionist's wall! I can't tell you how much I laughed when I first saw it. I still chuckle whenever I see it. These are all groan inducing, so, perfect!

Leanna said...

I had to say, these actually made me laugh. They were very good. I'm sending a few to David.
Thanks for lifting my spirits.

Magaly Guerrero said...

The cow has a point. And someone, please! get a dentist for that poor shark. Everyone needs a canine.

Linda deV said...

Good ones! Zyklon made me laugh out loud.

Susan said...

I groaned straight through. LOVE the Bee one!

mistress maddie said...

My personal favorite and one I enjoyed was the last one! And the Goats Butter?!?!? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

bobbie said...

Thanks for the grins this morning!

Parnassus said...

All perfect--looking forward to the next batch!
--Jim

Kirk said...

Very, very funny stuff. Chico Marx would be proud.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

who you gonna call??? hahaha!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Each brought a smile!

Liz Hinds said...

Great ones. Like especially slumberjack and goats butter.

Have to say some of the erotic ones passed over my head.

Rain said...

Ooh I love poor taste and low brow ha ha ha! Great funnies Debra! :)

Miss Val's Creations said...

LOL! I want that super happy dog!

e said...

Thanks for the lolz! Looking forward to Friday... :^)

Fundy Blue said...

Definitely a groaner of a post, Debra! I look forward to Part 2 on Friday! Have a good one, my friend!

bill lisleman said...

You started with the best ones. The last is scraping the toilet bowl.

DEZMOND said...

Those were all hilarious! I have deja moo everyday with my editors and publishers! And then I always have to clean up their deja poo.

Joanne Noragon said...

Sometimes I need splained to. Goats butter? I don't geddit.

Missy George said...

Love the give your Valentine crabs!!! Great post..Loose canines ha..ha

^.^ said...

Thank you for making me smile today, friend D … says this cat and her cat Theo … https://youtu.be/T1IgHVvX2-0

lady M said...

Tee hee - worth a few laughs and a few groans.

Adam said...

I'll settle for I can believe it's imitation butter.

Bea said...

Goats butter!! Shopping there would be a hoot. I always said 'deja pew' (a la Pepe le Pew) to mean basically the same as 'deja poo'. Har har.

Guillaume said...

Atrocious word plays indeed.

JP said...

Goats Butter - that actually made me laugh out loud!
JP

Professor Chaos said...

Applause!

Bob Johns said...

That goat butter! And I sure hope I do not get Crabs for VDay

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Only 399 for crabs? And there's no decimal point in there. Must be a very special collection of crabs.

Cheers.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Lord save me from the puns. Nothing I hate more than the puns.

Jill said...

Lol, I hope you have a wonderful week!

Blessings,
Jill

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Love these :) I can always count on you to share some weird but wonderfully fun stuff!

JACKIESUE said...

craaaaaaaaaaaaaacked me up

G. B. Miller said...

Oh boy, was this ever grate! And yes, I'm gonna call Goat's Butter for helping my save my toast!

Moving with Mitchell said...

These are, as they say in the Midwest, a HOOT!

bj said...

hahhaa..I can tell you have a lot of fun, looking for these....

LL Cool Joe said...

Haha, thanks for the laughs, can't wait until tomorrow!

The Happy Whisk said...

Those were funny! I stole the shark one to give to a friend. Thanks!

The Blog Fodder said...

Terrible. Love 'em.

Elsie Amata said...

I actually laughed out loud to slumberjack and goats butter. Too funny!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Nothing to apolojizz for
the Ol'Buzzard

Ur-spo said...

I liked the last one best

Magic Love Crow said...

You are the BEST!!!! LOL! Thanks Deb!!!

Rommy said...

Bwhahahahahahahaha... thank you for adding to my knowledge of dirty puns

Jono said...

Atilla the pun has struck again!

baili said...

all made me smile dear Debra!

you got guts to do so lol