Especially ones at His own expense! Jesus was cool that way.
Yes, that's my belief and I'm sticking to it.
So now, let's get this meme show on the road!
The road to Galilee!
[*rimshot*]
Water always figured prominently in Jesus' life . . .
. . . but only for walking, not for drinking.
But of course, Jesus would never drink and drive.
And speaking of which, exactly
what kind of car would Jesus have driven?
This one's just in bad taste.
And this one too, so to speak.
And howzabout Simon Peter?
It was not easy to be Jesus' BFF!
Remember, we must always ask ourselves --
What Would Jesus Do?
He'd do this:
Now go ye and do likewise.
But be sure to come back here on Friday,
when we'll have a meme post from The Competition.
43 comments:
Yeah! Because se of the yeast!
LMAOOOO
Now I've got the hiccups.
The one about the Accord? Priceless. Me too!
XOXO
the yeast one; none of this makes sense...TRUE! and that's 1 out of 928374650 reasons why I left organized religion!
Miller lite......bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!
these are all seriously funny!
One of my favorites was a sign along the roadway in NY state on my way into Elmira NY. There was a big billboard that says Jesus Saves. Someone had scaled the signed and wrote below it in huge letters- Green Stamps. LOL
Green stamps were a big thing back in the day!
Have a great mid-week day-xo Diana
I like the 4 different versions one! My uncle says that it tells us in the Bible not to fly in airplanes...Lo (low) I am with you always!
Jesus in a Honda. I can see that.
Poor Simon :( But Jesus was gay, right?
I could see my oldest pulling the Yeast joke on a priest.
Love them all...needed a little humor this morning. But I hate to see all those business cards go to waste...hope he got the free ones.
But hey, where would we heathens be without Christmas, Mardi Gras, Easter and Halloween?
Great Jesus jokes!
Yep, it's all good today, likewise.
LOVE these!! Thanks for my first great big belly laugh of the day!
The yeast one! Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Actual laughs of the out loud variety! Thank you, Debra, for setting the tone this morning! Still smiling...
I had to read the conversation about the body of Christ to my husband. He laughed and said that is perfection. I laughed hard.
Those are great!! I just saw a meme this week where Jesus is sitting on a rock in front of crowd and telling them to make sure they forward the emails and posts and tag 10 friends or they will die. I laughed out loud!
Bet he drove a Civic, a gray one!
The yeast explains everything I need to know.
Love the first one!
This is very offensive to the one true god, Jeff Goldblum.
I like that even someone like me who doesn't know much about Christianity, I can still get the joke. :)
I literally laughed out loud at several of those!
If anyone doesn't think God has a sense of humor, just look at some of the people he made!
Just another Jewish comedian. Probably played the Catskills.
HAHAHA! These were hilarious. A Honda seems to be a good fit for Jesus :)
Honda?? Miller lite?? You are a riot!!
Speak of his own Accord... sweet.
Peter denies Jesus three times - that gave me a chuckle!
Elsie
The Uber one is hysterical.
JP
I know I shouldn't laugh but. . .
Reminds me of the jokes we said when I was a Catholic boy becoming skeptical about Jesus and God.
oooh I love these..
These are great. I can't choose a favorite.
Love,
Janie
cracked up and loved every one of these. Come by my blog for a beady treat.
These are great, Debra! Sometimes I wish I had the kind of mind that comes up with funnies like these. I've spent too much time in the company of concrete third graders, which is also why I connected most with the first one. The bread/yeast one will have me laughing all day. I have always found the Communion bread/body ritual disconcerting, because to me it seems like cannibalism. It's been a long time since I've had Communion, but I coped by focusing on the remembrance part and dismissing the body part.
the yeast - funny. "He has risen" could be his bread has risen.
Always makes me smile that Jesus is portrayed as a handsome white man. He wasn't.
I do love Peter. And Moses drove a Triumph, by the way. "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills.'
That is a totally white collar Jesus. On a serious point, does anyone amongst the American crazies realise that Jesus was a middle eastern Jew?
ahhh, yes....Jesus is MY main man !!
Hope you are doing well..
blessings to you my dear Debra!
I cracked up hard on Peter denying Jesus. :D
Deb, thank you for being you! LOL! You always put a smile on my face!!! Big Hugs!
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