I'd ban the tattoos myself if I could, always thought they were so base LOL but hooray for premarital sex, gayness and gossiping :) Speaking of religions, I've seen the hottest Franciscan monk yesterday in my town, Debs, and I must confess I had sinful thoughts.... lots of them...
I lost some very good tea laughing at the vibrator sign and Pat Robinson meme! I think at least a few of my gods are LGBTQ+, but I don't pry since it's none of my business. 😂
Wine and vibrators would actually be more interesting to talk about. At least it wouldn't all be just the same old stories and clichés I've already heard a hundred times.
Awesome! I would love to have that sign for my door. The Jehovah's are crawling out of the woodwork around here. I hope our "Private Property" and "Beware of Dogs" signs deter them!
Okay, those angel wings are mine. I already picked out my red hot outfit to wear when I show up at the gates of hell and throw god's fallen angel out of there. I'll put in a swimming pool with a bar, AC, ice cream, awesome sound system, fluffy beds to jump on. all the fun stuff. Then I'll probably let Lucifer back in on a "we'll see" basis. These are all great.
Bacon is it's own group. Personally I think if young people went to florida onthe beach and saw the tattos, we'd have much fewer (to me a good thing).....lol.
I'm going to use that line about wine and vibrators (though I'll substitute chocolate for wine), when I next have visitors - whether or not they're trying to convert me.
Wine and vibrators: I love it. You get the feeling that the sex life of fundamentalist Christians is really dull. Wine and vibrators could be the answer. the Ol'Buzzard
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xstains are so fulla shit! ALL OF THEM! I like the door sign about the wine & vibrators though.
I'd ban the tattoos myself if I could, always thought they were so base LOL but hooray for premarital sex, gayness and gossiping :) Speaking of religions, I've seen the hottest Franciscan monk yesterday in my town, Debs, and I must confess I had sinful thoughts.... lots of them...
So many favourites here, especially the last one.
These are great. Love the one about knocking on your door.
That last one ....YASSSSSSS.
The last one is perfection!
I lost some very good tea laughing at the vibrator sign and Pat Robinson meme! I think at least a few of my gods are LGBTQ+, but I don't pry since it's none of my business. 😂
Wine and vibrators would actually be more interesting to talk about. At least it wouldn't all be just the same old stories and clichés I've already heard a hundred times.
i love these. especially the arriving in heaven one! how very billy porter!
I'm loving the last one!
Good ones!
Love me some John Pavlovitz. Speaking love and kindness to the deaf.
Awesome! I would love to have that sign for my door. The Jehovah's are crawling out of the woodwork around here. I hope our "Private Property" and "Beware of Dogs" signs deter them!
Okay, those angel wings are mine. I already picked out my red hot outfit to wear when I show up at the gates of hell and throw god's fallen angel out of there. I'll put in a swimming pool with a bar, AC, ice cream, awesome sound system, fluffy beds to jump on. all the fun stuff. Then I'll probably let Lucifer back in on a "we'll see" basis. These are all great.
I made sure to eat first before I read these. Good thing I did too.
Not everything in the Bible is wrong.
Typically the page numbering is correct depending on the publishing company.
They're all funny, but the one with Pat Robertson made me laugh out loud.
I don't know what to say to add more to this post, but here is Betty Bowers explaining Bible marriage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw
I love the last one from John Pavlovitz. Those are always my thoughts.
Genesis...hahahaha And The Game of Thrones...hahahaha Oh my gosh, you're killing it again this year :)
Ha Ha love every one of them.
Coffee is on
Brilliant Debra, you sure do your research well my friend.
Keep shining, keep smiling.
Big hugs
Peggy xxx
Oh dear goddess! These are prIceless
Bacon is it's own group. Personally I think if young people went to florida onthe beach and saw the tattos, we'd have much fewer (to me a good thing).....lol.
Love the first one..I'm in big trouble!!
LOVE these! All of them!
Thanks for the brilliant selection of fabulous common sense. xoxoxox
Tee Hee - wine and vibrators - that's funny.
I'm still stuck on the first one.. I did not know so many of those things.. rounded hair cuts? really?
I'd personally like to bitch slap Pat Roberson..that ahole.
Love the Angel. If that was my situation I'd definitely want to go strutting in.
I'm going to use that line about wine and vibrators (though I'll substitute chocolate for wine), when I next have visitors - whether or not they're trying to convert me.
Great collection of sassy memes.
Cheers, Deb.
haha it is so funny dear Debra!
last one is my favorite!
Wine and vibrators: I love it. You get the feeling that the sex life of fundamentalist Christians is really dull. Wine and vibrators could be the answer.
the Ol'Buzzard
Pat Robertson! Swoon!
I can't decide is Elmo or Don't Knock on my door is my favorite!
Go John Pavlovitz!
Mullets are so misunderstood. All right, I can't really type that with a straight face. Bwahahaha!
The last one speaks to the hypocrisy of too many so-called Christians!
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