. . . unless, like me, you think Jesus has a sense of humour
and enjoys a good joke as much as the next guy,
even if it's at his own expense.
wake up babe new jesus just dropped
“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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Hahahahaha
Oh so good!
Is Uber threatening me???
LMAOOOO
XOXO
Didn‘t think you could top Photobombed by Jesus.
I like the first one - the photobomb.
Made me laugh first thing in the morning, mission accomplished
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
Sassybear
www.idleeyesandadormy.com
All the white Jesus? Yea Coors, but why does it have to be light? If you asked Jesus for porn sites, you would be routed to gay men.
There is little question that Jesus was dark skinned, and he was gay. He lived with his mother, he liked to plan parties, he hung only with men and wasn't interested in women, and he was a very loving and caring person. That's not hetro
the Ol'Buzzard
The first is priceless!
These are so funny.
Laughing at Bryan Christ and his Coors Lite; I know that dude!
Last Palm Sunday I was walking my dog (Benni, RIP) at the Bosque down by the Rio Grande and I met Jesus. (Was it a miracle or was he just a cute gay guy named Jesus with 3 big Labradors out for a Sunday hike?).
Brian Christ!!!
This is a wonderful post about Jesus. Lots of giggles in this one. I especially like the virgin shark birth Jesus. I think a condor just had a virgin birth too. Jesus is popping up everywhere!
Thanks for the morning smiles & giggles!
Hi Debra, Some of these are funny, but I have to admit there were some I didn't get.
--Jim
Good to start the day with laughs!
BWAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA! Brian Christ, that's a good one. I love it.
These are great. I don't think I've seen any of them.
Midget porn? HA!
Parking lot fight? HA!
And... A female anaconda living in an all-female exhibit gave birth to two babies without sexually reproducing with a male snake, a Massachusetts aquarium announced.
All Good! Thanks for the laughs!
Best is the Rio statue about to exterminate a mosquito!
AHAHAHA -- bitch ass mosquito! Thanks for the morning laughs with my coffee!
These are hilarious! Love the church challenging HeyZeus to a fight.
Maybe the virgin birth was prophetic? Lesbians everywhere will celebrate parthenogenesis!
These are fantastic!
I don't know about Jesus, but the Goddess found it hilarious..
Tofu of Christ cracked me up
So Shark Week will now be just before Easter?
Hope your day is going good.
Coffee is on and stay safe
Jesus always wants to get in the picture. What a show off. That's why Bryan Christ is depressed.
Love,
Janie
I'm sure Jesus had a sense of humor, as some of his parables are kind of comical, but even those are not nearly as funny as the gags you give us here.
Somehow, I'm expecting Kyle from South Park appearing as Jesus saying "Respect my authority!" after reading these.
Hands down though, photobomb is the best.
Good photobomb one and the mosquito, but like Parnassus I don't get some of them!
Ha! Jesus might have the best connection to midget porn, though.
Funny funnies, Debra. Thank you, as always.
these are a riot....love them!
Some of these made me laugh! The photobomb one was my favourite! :)
Hope that you are having a good week :)
Away From The Blue
Most of these comments are quite hilarious too. Thumbs up.
hilarious as always dear Debra :)))
all brought smile though i try not to laugh on religious jokes ooops
Thanks for the laughs.."Tofu of Christ" Still laughing..Thanks Deb
Apparently Jesus is the answer on how to fail math class
Oh goodness this is hilarious 😂
The second chumming! Ooof, that was terrible. I laughed like a loon.
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