Hello, my ADORING fans 'n stans!
Yes, it is I,
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT,
gracing you with my presence yet again.
Last week, Mistress Maddie of
wrote a GLOWING post about Anna Wintour of
Vogue magazine fame.
Now, I love you DEARLY, Maddie
(*smoochies, dahling*)
but DON'T mention
Anna Wintour to ME!
I taught that UNGRATEFUL BITCH
EVERYTHING she knows about fashion and
NOW she pretends not to KNOW me.
Alas, so MANY celebrities could BENEFIT
from my fashion advice, IF ONLY
they would take it!
One of my BEST TIPS is to
make sure your SHOES
are as fashionable as
your OUTFIT.
Because I ADORE you all so much,
I'll give you that tip for FREE today,
as a special onetime BONUS!
My BIGGEST cross to bear in this life
is my FRUMPY HUMAN,
whose idea of classy attire is
JEANS and a T-SHIRT.
But at least she doesn't wear CROCS.
On the other hand, she can be
guilty of WORSE fashion faux pas.
Her hair and eyebrows are ALWAYS
a HIDEOUS MESS because she refuses
to spend any serious cash on
GLAMMING HERSELF UP.
Even back in the days
when she DID dress up,
her look was (*yawn*)
soooo STODGY and DULL.
She must be my
KARMIC PUNISHMENT
for sins committed in my
previous nine lives.
WHO SAYS HELL DOESN'T EXIST?
37 comments:
Lmaoooo
“Fashion “ and “Kentucky “ have never been in a sentence before. Ever.
Love ya, HRH!
XoXo
Too funny, dahling! I don't know which I like best, maybe the shoes.
That last one: Yes!
The older I get, the less I worry about what I wear, as long as it is comfortable, some of us are natural slobs.
Roller boots . . red roller boots - pretty sure every cowboy wanta-be is jealous. Good thing Her Highness lives with you to keep you up on all the fashion. The Demon Duo don't care about such and sundry.
Jeans, a shirt, boots and a jean jacket. I always know what I am going to wear. The cats have given up on my attire, but they do advise my wife.
the Ol'Buzzard
The bungee cords were pretty resourceful! LOL! And that poor dog looks so embarrassed! Good ones HRH! You'll always be a glamour puss to me!
Bungee cords! (facepalm) Why didn't I think of THAT! My fashion score just went up a notch.
As I age I wear what I want - fashion be damned.
HRH should have her own show! “I tried to put myself in your shoes, but they were cheap and ugly.” That’s one I will try to remember.
Now I'm wondering if my dog judges me! Thanks, YRH, for the giggles ~
That t-shirt one has me thinking 🤔🤔🤔
I already bought the witch ring you posted not long ago. NOW those skate boots are calling my name. It's a good thing there's no place to skate around here :-)
Oh my, HRH, you've endured too much as of late. What with all the bitches and hookers . . . when even the Mistress is misguided, there's no hope for humans. Carry on, dear. We need you so. XX
Those slip on shoes are a boner killer.
Meghan being shat on has to be my favourite. :D
Love that Spock meme.
I like cat in first photo. Such style.
Coffee is on and stay safe
I actually had to google "Barbara Walters interviews Harry and Megan" because I couldn't remember if those white splotches--I think they're supposed to be leaves--were actually on her dress. I thought maybe you or somebody else photoshopped them on.
You never strutted any fashion designer's catwalk in life, HRH. Why would anyone now take fashion advice from a dead cat who favours cubic zirconia tiaras?
@ Tundra Bunny -- Oh, those diamonds are REAL, bitch.
AHAHAHA, only in your FEEBLE FELINE mind, HRH! Bring it, beeeatch!
@ Tundra Bunny -- I refuse to LOWER myself by engaging in a BATTLE OF WITS with the UNARMED. Good Day, Madam. I SAID GOOD DAY.
some of these are pretty funny.
Laughing so hard at the Bird Shit shirt and The weiner hooker.
These are too funny. I can't believe HRH has put up with you for so long!
I guess she told her..Love the bungee cords..Great idea!! Happy Sunday..
HRH, just be grateful you're not a dog or you would have to be seen out with her. Think on that.
I don't follow fashion at all. I wear shirts and jumpers that are 20 years old.
YRH, you are in good form!
The cheap shoes reminded me of John Gray... his ultimate insult!
@ e -- Hahahaha, yes, that's true . . . and you know, John Gray wears Crocs too so it's a good thing he doesn't read my blog very often. Wouldn't want him to think that other slur was aimed at him, LOL!
Those roller-skate cowboy boots look like something from Stranger Things. Also, at one time, I had those lawyer shoes...guilty, haha.
Bungee Cord fashion is such a bomb that it's making its way north to infect teens and 20 somethings. Imagine the horror!
haha.. those dog booties!
I have had a bird poop on me while on vacation.. in my hair and my kids still remember and laugh at me.
Hahaha ... lovely. The red boots as roller skates :-) YES.
Hug.
I have no idea just where you find all of these memes Debra, but the Megan one appeals.
spock........................hahahahah
Gen Z is all about the Crocs though! I just don't get it. Of course, remembering what hair was like in the 80's I can't say much. :D
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