Ha! Where I grew up, Church of England were suspicious of Methodists, and neither liked the Catholics. And all three thought of anything else as heathens.
From Wikipedia article on Adipocytes: "The number of fat cells is difficult to decrease through dietary intervention, though some evidence suggests that the number of fat cells can decrease if weight loss is maintained for a sufficiently long period of time (>1 year; though it is extremely difficult for people with larger and more numerous fat cells to maintain weight loss for that long a time)." --Jim
No trure words dear Debra I agree that religion went into wrong hands who used them for personal power and position .millions of the people were killed in past only to satisfy the ego of religious leaders so on...
All very funny ones. Especially the one about grape juice. That's also true of giving all you have to the poor: for many Xians everything in the Bible is true, except that, which is a metaphor.
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I think my fat cells have as well. As for the pope and Darth Vada. All I can say is we are in big trouble lol
I hope they videoed the youth pastor.
too funny!
Would you like friars with that?
And I'm dead.
I love the self cancelling beliefs! And the non recognition in Hooters..
Ohh so many good ones today. I like the little nuns and of course the weed sign. Have a great day today.
All fabulous ... yes, my belly fat has accepted Jesus! 🤦
Thanks for the laugh this morning:)
Great post today! Made me chuckle. :) -Jenn
Modern crossstitch is such a delight.
“Good chuckles here this morning,” says this former believer.
I've learned the 'literal argument' gets you nowhere with thems who say so, as they dismiss any reasoning
Amen
the Ol'Buzzard
thanks for the laughs this morning. there are some good ones in there.
love & magicks
~*~
The youth pastor and the trumpet had me ROFLMAO!!!
Ha - love that the Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters.
My fat cells, indeed, have accepted JC as their savior. :)
Ha! Where I grew up, Church of England were suspicious of Methodists, and neither liked the Catholics. And all three thought of anything else as heathens.
Oh how nice... thank you.
happy sunday.
Viola
From Wikipedia article on Adipocytes:
"The number of fat cells is difficult to decrease through dietary intervention, though some evidence suggests that the number of fat cells can decrease if weight loss is maintained for a sufficiently long period of time (>1 year; though it is extremely difficult for people with larger and more numerous fat cells to maintain weight loss for that long a time)."
--Jim
May the force be with you.
And also with you.
Love,
Janie
@ Janie Junebug -- Hahahahaha, you clever girl.
The one by Middle Age Riot! BAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat cells in my stomach are eternal. LOL!
The youth pastor fell asleep--hilarious.
lol.
It is a great post for good thoughts. So many claims by so many sects.
Too many perfect ones today.
My first laugh of the week, thank you!
Hahahaha
Oh, priceless. No friars, please. They make me fat.
Also, I need that needlepoint artwork STAT.
XOXO
I would love to eavesdrop a conversation between the pope an darth vader. And now I have an excuse for my wobbly tummy. It's been saved!
'Earth without religious nuts would be Heaven'
PREACH!!!
I had a super hard weekend. Not a lot of reasons for mirth. But your post has started my Monday with a riot of laughter. Thank you, Debra!
Hahaha the stomach cell hahaha....
No trure words dear Debra I agree that religion went into wrong hands who used them for personal power and position .millions of the people were killed in past only to satisfy the ego of religious leaders so on...
All very funny ones. Especially the one about grape juice. That's also true of giving all you have to the poor: for many Xians everything in the Bible is true, except that, which is a metaphor.
Bwahaha. Hooters would go bankrupt without the Baptist community.
Thank you for the laughter.
Be well, Debra.
The fat cells one is my favorite.
Oh that poor youth pastor!
Love the religious truths, even if they aren’t. Great post! Have a good week.
Okay... I was raised Baptist, but this is so funny, I had to laugh.
The line about Hooters slayed me. And I think my fat cells have also started a similar cult
Stomach fat ..... lololololol -
Southern Baptist in the traditional conservative sense is one of the reasons why the Republican party has such a grip on the American South
Loved all of them but the Pope and Darth Vader together were just too funny!
Now I understand my pudgy belly.
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