Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?
And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:
Friday 28 July 2017
Bad Puns
There are few things in life that I enjoy more than bad puns. Or as fellow aficionado Guillaume of Vraie Fiction calls them in French, les calembours atroces. In ANY language, bad puns are just plain groan-worthy good fun!
Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?
And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:
Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?
And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:
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great start to the weekend, debra! "puma pants" - bwhahahaha!
jesus...i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!
"les calembours atroces" Indeed.
Birch, please.
I love tree humor!
So, so bad. Especially the hollandaise.
Love all of them. Lol. Great way to end the week.
so bad they're good
"Filet minion", you are so sick! I love that in a person!
Oh my gosh too corny, too cute..love the Jesus joke!
LOL my husband is notorious for bad puns (or in his case, dad jokes) these made me laugh
There's no such thing as a bad pun. The worse it is, the better it is.
Groan!
Eggs Benedict on a hubcap, I love the commitment to the bit in that one.
Very fun! The snail one is so cute!
😂 thanks for that! Puns are one of my favourite things.
This one gets a big GROAN !!
Yahweh - best one - thanks
Thanks for the groans and laughs.
My favorite was the snail joke/pun. But otherwise, these were groaners.
Oh god..........That last one was a good one. I am thinking you may be queen of the meme picture jokes. Can't help but laugh.
Certainly made me chuckle out loud. Good stuff, thanks for the humour.
Good ones. I know that puns aren't always appreciated but those were pretty funny.
Pfhahahahaha birch please!!!!!
Lol...love the Jesus one! :)
Great collection, I enjoyed it. Thanks.
puma pants... he he he ho ho ho....
Thank you, dear Lady Debra for the "Smile"...
(Note : the Joker always says that "Puns" are the "lowest" form of Humor) ( we love a bad pun, though...)
Puns are important in life.
"poet lawyerette" snort snicker .... "yahweh" ... guffaw...chortle
I find this amooooseing..
Lol..... hope you have a wonderful weekend!!
Blessings,
Jill
Those gloved profile hands still making us smile . Cold hands …warm heart ;)
Was good to find you again today and get a giggle .
Have a great weekend,
from your old friends Honey Bee and Willow
Oh no, now when anyone says "no way", I will always think of "Yahweh"!
:-)
So wonderfully bad! HAHAHA Loved them all :)
Still my favorite pun:
Groucho and Chico are discussing a contract.
Grouch: There's a sanity clause.
Chico: Ah, I don't believe in Sanity Clause!
Hey Debra!
Let the pundemonium continue. It always helps to consume a few puncakes first. I know the old snail joke and that joke has caused many a slugfest.
Thanks and may the pun continue.
Gary :)
Birch, please!
I'm totally stealing that one. :D
HaHaHa! I got a good laugh out of each of them, but the Jesus one tickled my funny bone the most!
Dear Lady Debra... we sent you an E-mail... could give us a bit of advice, thank you
I drive Jerry crazy with my puns and I have never heard a single one of these hilarities! He's in trouble now!
first one hahaha
nice collection of laughter dear Debra!
Thanks for the lolz, D!
'Birch, please.' Yes! Tree lovers unite!
Funny stuff, looking forward to the next. :-)
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My dad would have loved these, one and all. I once asked him,"Why did the wildebeest cross the road?" and he replied, "I don't think he gnu why." Oh he was a prince!
Those aren't bad pins. Those are great puns!
Here's my favorite:
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here."
Just know that these have all been added to my 'dad joke' arsenal and will be used in the future accordingly.
All - wonderful!
Ha! All good ones!
Wasn't the snail one in Trading Places?
Hey, thanks for mentioning me!
This post is like an Oreo with double stuff - delicious through and through, but the middle made me happiest.
Have a great week, Debra.
Actually the escargot one made me laugh out loud. Didn't get the birch one but promise to give it thought. will probably wake up at 3 am realizing the joke.
Puma pants! LOL! These are so bad, but so good! LOL!
hope you have some great things planned - enjoy!! and can't wait to see what those paws type out on the blog
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