Monday 30 September 2019

Triple XXX Puns & Word Play

Let's end September on a bawdy note, shall we?













And that concludes today's post!
Thanks for reading!



56 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

These made me day... even more than the all day erection.

DEZMOND said...

Cock To Go? Sounds like a lovely place!

Infidel753 said...

These are great. There are people who would love that Missouri license plate.

As for that last question, you're consistently upholding very high standards. Just not the expected ones.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

I think I am beginning to understand how you post.
Not in dribbles and drops, but in one great big whammy. So much to enjoy and laugh at. Did a quick scroll through and will return for the fuller enjoyment.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahahaha.....i know a few aunts that the card is perfect for!

mxtodis123 said...

Thanks for making my morning. Ha. Ha. Hallmark should change its font.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

What would we all do without you?

Bob said...

I'd like that license plate ...just to see people's expressions!

Frank said...

Thanks. With all the idiocy and negative news here on a daily basis, I really needed a chuckle. You obviously have too much time on your hands to find these posts...and I'm glad you do, cuz I don't.

Old Lurker said...

All this and not one chicken-related pun. I admire your restraint!

Linda said...

I agree with Jaz.....I've got a particular one in mind.

pam nash said...

These all made me laugh and definitely - Hallmark needs to be careful with words and fonts.

^.^ said...

OMG, friend D … love them all … thanks for making me smile today :) Always, cat.

Mistress Maddie said...

This may shock you, but I have the same license plate.

Kirk said...

First hand job experience.

I went to the wrong school.

Kirk said...

Oh, and the flying fuck. That's one flight I want to catch!

Anonymous said...

The pirate joke cracks me up each and every time.

Brian Joseph said...

Awesome stuff! I like the airplane the best!

e said...

SUPER LOLZ!!!! Thanks for starting my day with some genuine hilarity!

bobbie said...

Love them all! TFS ~

Lady M said...

Ha ha laughing so hard I was choking. His Lordship failed to get some of these which made me laugh more.

Leanna said...

This is awesome! Made my day for sure. Loved the pirate joke. and the Woody and Buzz meme. I almost lost my coffee.

Parnassus said...

Shame on you for thinking these situations anything other than innocent!
--Jim
p.s. I once did a post on weird English found in Taiwan--you should see the ones I felt that I could not post!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Ha, Hallmark. Who'd have thought?
Happy week, Debra.

Hena Tayeb said...

haha! i would have never read that number plate that way..

Jenn said...

hahahaaa!!!

jono said...

Thanks Debra! I needed that. Of course if anyone sees me sitting here grinning I'll have some splainin' to do.

Susan Kane said...

I will have to show this to my husband. He is such a prude. This will really shock him.

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Enough laughed!

LL Cool Joe said...

Hahaha, that first one is a classic.

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

Such a hoot Debra, thanks for sharing some laughs.

anne marie in philly said...

I didn't wanna open this post at work, cause...but at home, WHO CARES! LOVE ALL OF THESE! "cock to go" - mistress maddie's fast food restaurant!

Guillaume said...

These are terrible. But the first one, the first one! Oh it is the worst.

Adam said...

I know a lot of special "aunts."

Janie Junebug said...

I've always wanted to see that flying fuck. These are great.

Love,
Janie

Joanne Noragon said...

Eternal gratitude to whomeverso collects these up.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I'm in tears. Bwahahaha! I totally lost it when I read "Captain Munch".

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Lmaoooo
The flying fuck is absolutely fantastic. First time I see one, cause I’ve never given one.

XoXo

baili said...

haha
you are such a naughty girl Debra :)

Travel said...

Thanks I needed those.

RO said...

OMG - I love that you're not afraid to go there with this fabulously funny post, and yep I'm stealing a few!(lol) Hugs,

Liz Hinds said...

Laughed out loud at the pirate one!

Tundra Bunny said...

Wow, that Missouri license plate gives new meaning to the "Show Me State"! LOL... Would have only been worse if it had been H8DX247 -- thanks for the belly laugh, Deb!

This N That said...

I though the first one was great...they just kept getting better...Thanks..

Willym said...

Snort... guffaw... belly laugh... that is all!

Ol'Buzzard said...

I would like to send that Flying Fuck to debase of Trump's Republican party.
the Ol'Buzzard

ALLIE NYC said...

Oh these were too funny. Especially the one with DT

Allie of
www.allienyc.com

Bill Lisleman said...

Wow I thought I would say which one was the best but I can't decide. Many great ones here.

John M said...

What a great collection! It had me and my wife LOL.

Magic Love Crow said...

Thanks for the laughs! LOL! Big Hugs!

The Happy Whisk said...

Hahaha. I always wondered what a flying fuck looked like. Now I know.

Rommy said...

The pirate one was so beyond goofy it had me rolling

Fundy Blue said...

Brilliant fun, Debra!

Ur-spo said...

such bawdy mirth

mxtodis123 said...

Had a rough morning so these were a welcome relief for me. I needed a good laugh.

The Captain said...

Love it!