Okay, enough of those wholesome posts
about books and candy canes.
Let's get on Santa's Naughty List today!
And while we're in the neighbourhood, so to speak --
anafenza:
humming-bird-moth:super dickman’s thick nuts
discoursestorm:this post only gets worse
connyhascontrol:Dicke means Fat or Thick
I’m kinkshaming all of GermanyIs it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
54 comments:
dicks, cocks, twig-n-berries, WOO HOO!
Yrs....you got my attention dear!?!
The vacuum cleaner is hysterical.
JP
Lol. A great start to a long day!
Oh thank you!!! This is just what I needed today... The laughs, not the dicks! Well, on second thought, thanks, too, for the dicks!
All I want for Christmas is ... dick?
OMG _ that t-shirt with the dog. What an optical illusion! Those palm trees are to funny.
The best thing about your posts are that they are always terrific and make me laugh.
The second best thing is reading everyone's creative comments.
(I can't think of one cute thing to reply.)
hahahaha .... fa 'lala .. la, la, la. Now I have an earworm 'Dick the halls ...'
Debra, the titles of your posts always give fair warning of what each particular one is about, and yet I look anyway :) Loved this, even though it wasn't famous Dicks dressed as elves.
good bit of Holiday humor
Maybe they're just sending a message to their neighbours?
I do ever so love me Dickmann's thick nuts! :)
In that second to last image, the term "heavy petting" comes to mind.
Bwahahaahahahaaaa! that last one made me spew my coffee. I need to shut down and clean my keyboard now. Again.
These are hilarious....very inappropriate and that's my favorite!
We have palm trees like that and I need to light them to have the 'dick' part emphasized. :)
Poor Danny, lol! And the last one is just glorious. Language makes everyone a bit better (and when we get lucky, naughtier).
BILBO!!! lol lol lol
I am laughing my socks off. Great post.
i speak german and got the last one immediately.i dated a guy once that had dicke nusse!
Well, you made me like xmas again!
Can I get some Superdickmann’s please?
Kthnxbi.
XoXo
Wow!
Candy canes, snowballs and Yule logs, oh my!
Amazing collection, Debra! Just what I need after a day like today.
These were all hilarious! But the last one....HAHAHA
I think the palm trees are in a place called 'The Happy Place'.
Is your entire audience comprised of 13 year olds? More importantly, is every 13 year old in the world on Santa's naughty list?
@ Old Lurker -- I'd love to be 13 again, wouldn't you? Adolescent jokes are the closest I can come to it now, alas!
Pretty good, top to bottom.
I think you definitely got on Santa's Naughty List with this post!
Boobies could that be next?
It's back to grade school with some of those.
We sold disney cups once that had the straw...umm somewhere.
I'll tell you, Belle was well equipped
These are hysterical! I wonder how some things go to market without an employee pointing out the obvious!
Oh my lord - you gave me my morning laugh. I will have the vision of the palm trees with me for a very long time. Thank you!!
Dildo Baggins just kind of goes without saying, but it took en entire marketing team to come up with Super Dickmann's thick nuts and still no one noticed anything amiss.
Love the sweat shirt..til somebody had to take it out of context..LOL..Great post!!!
LOLOLOL!!!! I laughed the whole way through this post! Every single one! Thank you for that, Debra! Merry Dickmas!
Well, since the Christmas tree itself is a phallic symbol, that might not be so bad after all.
@ e -- Oh, rats! I should have thought of "Merry Dickmas" myself, LOL!
Too funny.
I lost some perfectly good tea cracking up at these!
Please could you tell me how to explain why I keep breaking out in uncontrollable giggling at the Bilbo image which won't leave my head.
Thanks for the huge laugh these brought me! I especially loved the German candies one ~
Awesome. You have quite a collection of Dick pics
Debra, I'm sitting in a Tim's snickering like crazy... getting strange looks.
Here in Phoenix those sorts of palm tree lights happen all the time.
That's a very lucky secret Santa gift recipient.
I'm not sure why I don't come read your blog more often... I've been thoroughly entertained by all your recent posts! 😂😂😂
That is what I call great gift suggestions for the wife, though I am sure she would think otherwise.
the Ol'Buzzard
These all made me laugh. Thank you!
OMG - these all had me seriously giggling out loud!(lol) Love them all! Hugs, RO
LOL....I laughed even more on this post!!
hugs to you dear Debra!
I want to get that wrapping paper! LOL! Big Hugs!
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