But I'm sure things
will get better
very soon!
We'll be traveling again --
don't worry!
And sunbathing too!
This pandemic will teach us
the very valuable lesson
that true beauty is not our
superficial appearance, but
that which lies deep
within each of us.
Oh, screw that -- I've got
the kitchen shears out already!
We all just need to look on bright side --
things could be a helluva lot worse!
And be careful what you complain about!
"Just in case . . . ."
I'm sure next month will be
much, much better!
55 comments:
OHHH That horoscope!
We were both thinking about the end of the month! Telepathy!
Also, those haircuts are absolutely hysterical.
March really really gave that 'coffee filter' feeling, huh?
XOXO
agreed with the first one. and I don't know where doritos and chocolate easter eggs and ice cream live either.
That's would be my life's horoscope, not a daily one. And we will need HRH's help with that giant zombie chicken! But let her eat the ones on the beaches.
Laughing at the horoscope, and the hair cut ones.
I have to admit these made me laugh. I love the sun bather in the window!
Good riddance is right. Had looked forward to March for my birthday and St. Pattie's Day, but now I can't wait to see it go. A month none of us will soon forget.
Again, so good!! I know people write LOL but they don't actually laugh out loud. I did audibly chuckle at the hair cuts and the final one because honestly, a giant chicken would be terrifying!!! I know. How do you interpret the whole "in like a lamb, out like a lion" thing with this month?!? -Jenn
I was telling my husband the other day that this month feels like forever. Great post.
I just spent a week on La Rotonda de Sofa. It was fabulous!
Next week ... Los Bed!
Thank you thank you. I needed to laugh this morning
Oh crap! I hadn’t even thought about those poor souls who need their regular Botox injections!
Oh dear, I think my lung blew a bubble! I will never be able to make a pot of coffee without chuckling! Thanks for this, Debra.
Slim just asked me last night if I knew how to cut hair.
I really need to stop saying, "Maybe next year?" in regards to the previous year being less than stellar.
It has not been working out for me very well. :)
Laughing at those haircuts! His Lordship was saying that he would have to have me cut his hair. Its gonna be painful.
Meanwhile, I'm still having to go to work every day. I dont know which is worse!
That Twilight Zone was not even kidding!!!! We had me in a foul mood, then the clocks changed then Friday the 13th and now everything shut down. Twilight zone for sure.
if it wasn't for the death part, this would be pretty exciting for someone my age.
I think the twilight zone would be a better place right now.
I was just thinking about my yearly horoscope, which in January promised it really was going to be "my year"! lol
The haircuts were a riot, but I shouldn't make fun. I am starting to need a haircut myself and will have to start checking out my supply of bowls.
--Jim
These are funny! Truly, Debra, you are a reliable bringer of LoLz! Each post is like a PSA of humor.
I'm packing for a visit to Los Lounges but maybe later I'll take a trip to Porto Gardenas for some hunting of wild doritos.
Thanks for the much needed laughs Debra...
I ALWAYS cut my kids hair...hahaha!!!
But....It WAS the '70's!
Take care...
Again, thanks for the smiles and giggles!!
April Fool is almost upon us! Let the fun begin!
It's really scary here in Kansas. The morning newspaper clarified that gun shops and churches are essential activities and may remain open. We already knew about the liquor stores' being so.
Still hanging in there. Thanks for posting, friend D. Stay safe. Love, cat.
Our governor extended settle in place until May 1st, so April should be a barrel of laughs.
The butt hanging out the window, getting a tan, made me laugh out loud. Good stuff. Thanks, Debra.
The haircuts! I can remember one or two fringes like that...
The Twilight Zone! But of course! That's it. That's what it is.
Twilight zone - so good I stole that one.
the Twilight Zone is no joke!! And the lady hanging out the window oh man, oh man lol
April is coming. A day at a time.
Those kids have haircuts that represent my childhood.
Love,
Janie
I've lived my entire life in regions of Canada with winters colder than a witch's tit and darker than than the inside of a cow's arsehole and I NEVER EVER thought March could feel longer than January -- LOL!
hahahahaha.........
YOU ROCK dear Debra :)))
these make me laugh aloud ,specially the destinations you having trip sound familiar and hilarious lol
yes earth is closed and we should stick with faith that some good will come out of it certainly
stay safe and amazing as always dear friend!
Zombies would have been better.
I had to do a wee in the woods last week. Leaves do NOT make good toilet paper.
If my fringe looked as good as her bangs after self-cutting I'd be happy. Actually it's probably my face I need to change ...
HAHAHA! Loved all of these. That last one had me laughing out loud!
I am just saying that the lady who cut her own bangs did an EXCELLENT job compared to some.
You did a fine job here. They made me laugh - and at a time I could use a laugh.
The best way to deal with uncertainty is to accept one cannot control anything and laugh at it all.
These are so funny. I just wish they weren't TRUE!!
I don't know where Doritos live either! Maybe you have to grow them from seeds. And that would take time.
These are priceless, especially the kids whose parents cut their bangs. Now that's scary stuff.
Thank you for the pick-me-up, Debra.
Stay healthy. Let the bangs grow out.
You said this PERFECTLY, my sweet friend.
Jo
I hope it's better in Canada than it is in America..thanks to that raving asshole trump...sigh*
These are perfect to bring about some laughter these days, and I thank you. The guy hanging out the window backwards is particularly funny(lol) As always I thank you and send lots of air hugs. Be safe! RO
Great survival tips. At least there is more sanity in Canada. Here we are at trapped in the mismanagement of Donald Trump.
Thoughts and prayers will not do any good, but if the worst happens I could use a bottle of Newfy Screech.
the Ol'Buzzard
LOL, Debra! I will never be that desperate for an allover tan! Thank you for keeping so many of us laughing! Take care!
We might as well laugh
Zombies - yes, at least you can see them coming! My stylist is sending me funny little messages, I think to remind me to keep my hands off the scissors!
I've been mentally preparing for the zombie apocalypse for years, this is not what I ordered!
LOL! I don't know what to say! LOL!
Wishing you and yours well
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