UH-OH.
Her Royal Highness the Cat
Now she's busy proselytizing.
She expects you all to join.
EXPECTS it.
You will be welcomed to her flock.
And you will enjoy the warmth
of her Divine Love.
However, never ever question HRH
or challenge her authority.
She has already put ME on notice.
What can I say?
41 comments:
World domination at last. It's been coming.
Lol. Again. The look on the cats’ faces are priceless!
Looks like MY visit to church. I promise to worship (and fear) HRH. Because she told me to.
Hahahaha
OMG I may have gotten the hiccups.
I love how kitties manage to be preternaturally judgemental.
And that last gif is literally me in church.
XOXO
I always say I avoid churches because I would spontaneously combust.
And judgement is worse than a bite every day!
Typical HRH. If she had done a bit of market research she would have known that the ancient Egyptians beat her to that idea by 3000 years or so. Also unlike Napkin Religion I see no documented evidence that her little exercise in narcissism has any basis in truth.
Oh well. At least she has the domestic violence angle down pat. (Debra: blink twice if you need us to rescue you.)
My son drew up articles for a religion he calls Catology, for Catolocists. I haven't taken a look at it for some time, but he used to be quite an avid worshipper. I will show this to him, and I'm sure he'll be happy with you.
Ha ha - when Baby M was small, we invented the cat lord religion. I think HRH would approve.
LOL at the last one.
Do you accept strumpets? I'm interested.
Good grief!!!!!!! HRH has gone berserk while I was gone.
Ahhhh...cats rule!
Love the cat sitting on the dog!
I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I leave the grace of the one true god, Thor God of Thunder
Stay in her good graces, Debra. She's about to become rich!
E
This is so hilarious to read and enjoy browsing through. Cat Royalty deserves its throne!
If HRH is inventing a religion, count me in. I've always stayed away from the stuff--orthodoxy and I just don't see eye to eye. But I'll bow to feline coolness.
Cats would be so much better at running the world than any of the leaders we have now.
Love,
Janie
I've been really, really into napkin religion for a long, long time.
Oh, I get all of this. One of my cats gets *especially* loving right before the dinner hour. I fall for it every time.
WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE CHURCH OF HRH! I'm so glad you have ALL chosen to join my new religion. STRUMPETS are indeed welcome as well, Robyn, glad you mentioned that. Anonymous E, thank you for REMINDING me to emphasize that this is a TITHING RELIGION so you all now owe me 10% of your income (GROSS income, not NET, don't try to PULL THAT ONE). And yea verily, although OBSCENE WEALTH is NOT the POINT of my religion, I will BEAR THAT BURDEN with all the grace and humility of my fellow religious leader, JOEL OSTEEN. (Why should that toothy kid have all the dough, I ask you?) BLESS YOU ALL AND COUGH UP.
I LOVE THIS! Laughing so hard at the Baptism.
We all know that HRH is a DIVA and sometimes a MEDIA WHORE, but this MESSIAH COMPLEX of hers is beyond the pale.... Christ on a bike, you won't get one red cent from me, you flea-bitten old grifter!
@ EVERYONE -- Should I SMITE or FORGIVE Tundra Bunny? What would YOU do? Gotta say that my FIRST reaction is to SMITE and SMITE HARD, but perhaps I should exercise some MERCY instead? Anyone care to weigh in with an opinion?
I think her blasphemes are unforgivable - smite oh Cat Lord.
@HRH: You can threaten to smite Tundra Bunny all you want, but we all know she could crush you under her little toe. You should be grateful that you are invisible and imperceptible in any way, although it is true we all wish you were inaudible as well.
I am in as long as she will smite my enemies
Sorry, my blog post today is about inferior beings, I will do better
Cats are superior creatures. And maybe gods.
Love these! The back story on that cat at the vet's offices must be a good one for the staff to bow down to him/her.
Our dog briefly attended a church, but quit when she learned it was a Catlick Church.
@ Forsythia -- GROAN, lol!
In the eyes of CAT your blog is heavenly.
@ Old Lurker: thanks for the back up -- I can always use a good wingman!
@ HRH: methinks you better find another snake oil to flog to the unsuspecting masses, LOL!
Oh this was very funny. XD this post honestly reminds me of the Terry Pratchett quote:
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
-Quinley
I've seen the light.
Coffee is on and stay safe
We all knew it was just a matter of time.
BAHAHAHAHA! The last one! That would be me. HAHAHAHA
If I was ever going to worship something, it would be HRH!
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The cat in the bishop bonnet is the best ever. stealing that for facebook
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