Wednesday 6 October 2021

The Day I Snap









50 comments:

Valerie said...

EXCELLENT! These are perfect

Travel said...

Funny, did you do criminal defense work?

Rommy said...

The one about shedding hair made me snort loudly. Guess no murder for me. :D

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
OMG the one about the hot glue gun? Totally true.
I loved the one about Lowe's. Dark, dark, dark. Perfect.

XOXO

Bob said...

So many to choose from, but the little girl drawing the train track slayed me.

Debi said...

With level of noise I was waken to this morning, some people should be grateful this is not Florida, and I own a flame thrower! 9:00 am and I heading to the liquor cabinet! Join me?

Val Ewing said...

Love these. I have a sign posted on my fence.
No Trespassing
We are tired of Burying the Bodies.

Frank said...

Not sure how to respond to this!

Mistress Maddie said...

The little girl is soooooooo me! And the lady in the garden has been me with quite a few ex's.

Opps, did I say that out loud?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Debi -- Make mine a Black Russian please!

Lady M said...

Not having a good day? Glad I am thousands of miles away! Love that Lowes meme.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Travel -- No, not in any major way. I only did bail applications when the criminal defence lawyer in our firm was on holidays and I was covering his clients.

Boud said...

I'm looking at my freezer thoughtfully now.

Moving with Mitchell said...

These are SO good. I might have to use the first one, and a few others. I love that kid!

bobbie said...

We've all had days like this...

Leanna said...

Some of these I already have in my arsenal but I am stealing the hot glue gun meme to add to it. How are you doin kiddo?

Marie Smith said...

Lol. There are times…

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Leanna -- I'm doing well, thanks for asking! I hope all is well with you too!

Karen thisoldhouse2.com said...

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa~~~~~

Loved these!!!

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, After the day I've had, this reads more like a Hints from Heloise column!
--Jim

e said...

These are hilarious and painfully true! Sometimes... nah, too much digging.

Jennifer said...

The shedding hair one spoke to me! Haha! They're all great.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Parnassus (Jim) -- Hahahahaha, "Hints from Heloise" -- gawd, I haven't thought of that old column in years! Now I'm feeling all nostalgic!

Tundra Bunny said...

This post should stand as a warning to all: NEVER PISS IN DEBRA'S CORNFLAKES!

Only HRH gets to do that, LOL!

Mike said...

The train track one made me LOL. I've never seen that meme. I'm surprised no one has thought of that before.

Janie Junebug said...

I'll take a large family freezer. Big enough for my four sisters. Bye-bye, relatives.

Love,
Janie

Liz Hinds said...

Remind me never to mess with you.

Busy Bee Suz said...

These are ALL keepers!

Bea said...

The trolley dilemma image of the little girl with her pencil made me chuckle. :D

Joanne Noragon said...

An inclusive collection.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Good advice, all the way around.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Old Lurker said...

Uh oh. It looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

pam nash said...

hahahahaha! Good! All good! And, something to keep in mind.

Magaly Guerrero said...

An organized mind always has a contingency plan, or thirteen.

This N That said...

Good ones Deb..Love the Lowes ad!! Playing catchup today..

DVArtist said...

OMG too funny. I love all of these. Have a great day.

DB Stewart said...

I'd say this describes the mental state of about 80% of Albertans. These felt cathartic, haha. Thanks.

Laura said...

OMFG! These are so fantastic and so fit my mood today!!! well, actually, they fit my mood EVERYDAY! hahaha
~*~

Bill Lisleman said...

great selection - I be looking for that sign next time I visit Lowe's.

Bruce.desertrat said...

"Friends help you move. Good friends help you move the bodies!"

Anne Johnson said...

Yasss Queen I needed these!!!!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I resemble that remark. All of them.

Miss Val's Creations said...

I love the freezer capacity tips!

Kirk said...

As I type, there's hair on my keyboard. I can't even commit a cybercrime.

Guillaume said...

Funny ones.

The Blog Fodder said...

Love the street car. My kind of kid

Adam said...

Happy little accidents

Ur-spo said...

Some days you frighten me.

baili said...

hahahahaha...........

hope you felt better hahaha

these are HILLARIOUS !
thank you for laughs

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Brilliant!!! Love the glue gun one! LOL! Big Hugs!