Friday 30 September 2022

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign











41 comments:

Liz Hinds said...

Oh I love all of these! Especially I think, 'Don't' and Aisle 11.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Another brilliant collection.

No need to explain why you did it? Because I’m a sociopath... But no worries. God forgive me for this one. Talk to you next week.

Valerie said...

Oh, that last one--need that!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
OMG I needed this today. And I may get that one that includes a hat in every box. I think Blogger is after my blog.

XOXO

roentare said...

Ha Ha Tom shall read this post. So hilarious as a collective of humorous signs!

Frank said...

Another great collection. But Father, please, let me explain...

Bob said...

I love the "Don't" cuz I want to.

Marie Smith said...

Great ones. The confession one rings true!

Travel said...

Great collection, those who serve a good hot breakfast should be honored.

Boud said...

I love the confession instructions! Bullet points only, no sermons!

Pixie said...

I can't decide which one is my favorite, Aisle 11 or the tin foil hats. Thanks for the smile this morning.

DVArtist said...

Ha ha ha. Love all of these but a few like the yoga pants and looking for America. Have a nice day.

Lady M said...

Aisle 11 is altogether eerily accurate.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i need that door mat!

Bill Lisleman said...

It makes perfect sense to me that lyrics from the song "Signs" would be used on a sign. "Do this don't do that. Can't you read the sign!"

Magaly Guerrero said...

I so hope that there was a video of all the, oh so special people, who licked the salt lamps... Hysterical!

Mike said...

Lots of good ones agIN. I pick Aisle 11 and free hat. They go together.

John Going Gently said...

The fifth one I love
EVERY time i see a rubber chick in a pet store
I HAVE to squeeze it

Over AND OVER AND OVER again x

Soma @ InkTorrents.com said...

These are hilarious! I had to call my husband over to share these with him. Thanks so much for the laughter. Happy Weekend!

-Soma

Tundra Bunny said...

The dog barks for thee -- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joanne Noragon said...

John Dunn it again.

Old Lurker said...

Let's hope that there are hairnets (and beardnets) for those long-haired freaky employees. Dirty hippies.

Richard said...

Thanks i am grinning from ear to ear. No favorites because all are good. But- Ask Not For Who The Dog Barks... gets a gold star.

Dunstan Skinner said...

These were all just great. Thank you! Isle 11 and Freaky People especially.

lissa said...

These are quite amusing. Thanks for the laughs.

Have a lovely day.

yellowdoggranny said...

aisle 11....what more can you say..
have a post for you over at ydg

Quinley said...

These are very funny and amusing. I love the "The Future is...reduced for a Quick Sale." one. 😆
-Quinley

Fundy Blue said...

These are brilliant, Debra! So funny!

roughterrain crane said...

You have got a nice floor mat !

Kirk said...

Aisle 11.

I guess I'm 2/5 American. I leave it up to you to figure out which two.

Adam said...

Definitely a free hat in every one of those tin foil boxes LOL

Guillaume said...

Funny.

Ur-spo said...

I feel sorry for the poor priest who often is used as a free counselor by little old ladies to tell him all their woes.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Fantastic signs! I wonder if the store isle one is real. That is something I could see existing in a rural town in my state. Scary, but true.

Martha said...

BAHAHA! These were fabulous. Quick confessions meme is hilarious. And someone made it necessary to put up a sign telling people not to lick the salt lamps! HAHAHA

baili said...

each made me laugh hahaha the yoga pants ,America and quick confession, reduced future mug is thought provoking though

Laura Morrigan said...

Those who serve breakfast certainly deserve a place in Heaven!

Anonymous said...

Chiming in late, but had to say 'great lolz!' I truly laughed... cheers!
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Rommy said...

Speed it up, sinners! I'm not here to film your reality TV tell all and want to get back to my cozy monastery before 9.

Sassybear said...

A great and funny collection once gain. Keep 'em coming.

Barbara said...

I especially love the Free Hat. I sometimes wonder about the things that tickle my fancy.