Saturday 17 December 2022

A Merry Miscellany

















Thanks, Mistress Maddie, for letting me use your cool gnomes photo!

40 comments:

Boud said...

I love the reverse Christmas movie! The hell with relationships, I'm a Maker!

Bob said...

I need THAT Dadvent Calendar. 🍺
And I WILL give money to the Dalmatian Army, but not that other one.

Travel said...

Love the Gnomes, and the Uncle Jeff one made me laugh out loud, thanks we needed that.

BootsandBraids said...

I was not a gnome person, but love these tree branch gnomes so much that have already begun researching how to make so can add to next year's patio display. You and Mistress have converted me.

Guillaume said...

All funny ones. Love the Pagan one especially.

Mistress Maddie said...

Oh oh my God I love the pancake reindeer! And that one with the skeleton with the lights is freakin brilliant!!! And I just knew you'd love that picture, soon as I saw it I thought of you.

Jamie Ghione said...

Goodones. I'm stealing the January 6, the Skeletons and the Nutcracker with the drum ;)

CraveCute said...

Debra this is such a fun post. Thanks so much for the Xmas Jollies! Have a wonderful Christmas!

Yvonne said...

Love those Christmas gnomes. Very creative.

Unknown said...

The Gnomes make me sad, mainly because at our college holiday party yesterday, we had a bunch of donations for the door prizes raffle, and somone sitting at my table and I both put our tickets in a Copenhagen Furniture prize bucket for a genuine Scandinavian Gnome, and he won!

And was quite surprised...because that's when he realized he hadn't meant to enter that one; he'd dropped his ticket into the wrong bag...

Leanna said...

The tree gnomes are sooooo cute!
That fruitcake date is wrong. The year should be 2122.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I love those gnomes and they belong here. I wish I had some pagan cousins.

Tundra Bunny said...

Finally, an answer to the question: "What Would Jesus Do?"... "Fuck it, it's Christmas!"

Richard said...

I like my pagan cousin. We always have nice food and a comfy manger for the goats. We spend a lot of time talking about the goats. Anyway, christmas doesn't happen until my cousins show up.

roentare said...

These are just so superb! Love all the memes.

Richard said...

I forgot to thank Rohita Kadambi for her comment.

angela said...

Starting the rumour on social media has merit.
Imagine the uproar lol. It would be so much fun hahaha

Marie Smith said...

Those gnomes are great!

Mike said...

Fruit cakes have expiration dates?! Who knew!?

Joanne Noragon said...

The gnomes love every one, and most especially the social media rumor.

River said...

Love all of them! Going to show the Dadvent calendar one to my brother.

Mistress Maddie said...

Shirley, if they had a competition you'd probably win. Or you could also do the same now for your Halloween competition and each one can hold a pumpkin in their lap.

Lady M said...

Gnomes seem to be everywhere this Christmas Debra. They are really having a moment.

Pilar said...

Lol to the movie meme about going home. I like Christmas movies, but I wish they would change the narrative of the girl going back to her hometown and finding love. It's becoming predictable at this point lol

NanaDiana said...

You are so bad but I love ya anyway! lol. I don't watch those romantic 'going home' movies...lol....
LOVE those gnomes!!!! xo Diana

Linda said...

Dirty drummer boy :)

Martha said...

These are hilarious! I love the one with the pagan and the goats! LOL

Miss Val's Creations said...

This gnomes are fabulous! The reference to a Christmas Carol in regards to Bezos is hysterical!

G. B. Miller said...

I heard that figgy pudding is the British version of fruitcake.

peppylady (Dora) said...

It all good.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Kirk said...

That looks like Michelle Pfeiffer in that chariot. If she's pagan, she must belong to the Eastwick branch of Wicca.

The Happy Whisk said...

All really fun ones. I love the week before Christmas too when people really be like, fudge it, it's Christmas outlook.

Bracken Crafts- 100 garments said...

Ah, Love these! Its hard to say which is best - Dadvent, the soldier with drum and pagan cousin have to be at the top for me. Tho the Christmas tree gnomes are also really fun.

Busy Bee Suz said...

OMG--The Gnomes are the cutest ever.
Laughing at the Nutcracker part!!

e said...

I *am* the Pagan cousin... but I'm not alone! Tim and I share the goat chariot. It's his turn this year.

Loved all of these, D. True lols!

baili said...

Ah management of relationships is most hard yet I would choose them again and again or may be enjoy entangling in the complex lybernith of emotions and feelings

Richard said...

Dear Baili. I choose them too. Thank you.

Liz Hinds said...

Love those gnomes. Such a simple idea - the sort i never come up with. And those skeletons are so good!
It is Christmas - so i'm allowed another piece of cheesy bread.

Adam said...

The nutcracker personally led the war on Christmas. Our gay foot soldiers are closer to reaching the fox news capital thanks to intel from the lesbian green berets.

Upon success, Rupert Murdock will be exiled to Nazi Germany.

Warm up the time machine

Fundy Blue said...

Great fun, Debra! You aways find the best funnies!