Friday 23 December 2022

Time Is Growing Short!


Get those Christmas lists
written and sent off to Santa!





Oh, and all you MEN
out there?

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve.

So it's time to START 
your holiday shopping!





But don't worry, everyone --
they'll get it done in time!
They always do!


45 comments:

Marie Smith said...

I don’t measure up when it comes to wrapping.

Mistress Maddie said...

That wrapping gift by who, is so right on.

But the men shopping one had me roaring. I couldn't believe when I did visuals in department stores how late men waited. Many said they would be out shopping from open to close, and their eyes were often time glazed over.

Travel said...

I need to start wrapping,

Bob said...

On my list of things I want for Christmas, I think sleep will be higher than money, and just under socks!
Merry Christmas, Debra!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahaha...so true!

Ellen D. said...

Hope you have a happy Christmas! Best wishes for peace and joy in the New Year!

Marcia LaRue said...

The other day, my neighbor described Walmart exactly like that meme! LOL
Merry Christmas 🎄🎶🎁🍗🍷

Pixie said...

My husband is taking my grandson Christmas shopping tomorrow. Shaking my head.
Thank you for the funnies and have a lovely Christmas.

Boud said...

Merry shopping if you do it. I loved the graph of Christmas wishes. Money stays constant, but sleep gets a big boost later! And doing stuff falls right off the charts!

Old Lurker said...

And what does Debra want this year? Presumably not two boyfriends?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- If any boyfriends show up, I'll send them your way, don't worry. You're welcome to them!

Moving with Mitchell said...

I see Old Lurker asked my question. Still, what DOES Debra want? Excuse me now while I stuff the gifts into paper sacks.

Yvonne said...

Walmart's that way no matter what day of the year it is. Enjoyed reading this. Happy Holidays!

Mike said...

I'm a "brother" wrapper.

"So it's time to START your holiday shopping!"
You can get all your Christmas shopping done at Walgreens on Dec 24th from 10pm to midnight. Or later if necessary.

Kay G. said...

That bow on the Walmart bag, that one will make me giggle all day.
Stay warm!

Rostrose said...

I'm really glad we don't do this gift giving marathon - haven't for years - and it's wonderful and relaxing :-)
I wish you and your loved ones a wonderful Christmas time
and all the best for 2023, Traude
🍎🕯️🎄🌟🎄🕯️🍎
https://rostrose.blogspot.com/2022/12/costa-ricanische-weihnachtsgrue.html

e said...

Love the graph! That is funny! Also love the Walmart checkout line, could probably insert any big box store really. I used to shop like a man but since I have to mail things off these days I am not as lame as I used to be.

The abolition one was my fave. Cuz I'm a dreamer!
E

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Haha. One day recently, our WalMart only had two checkers. Oy vey.
I suck at wrapping too. And when it comes to scotch tape, I only found some ultra-strong tape this year. So at least the flimsyly wrapped gifts will stay wrapped for all time.

Love and light, Debra.

Frank said...

Missed a few posts lately...too busy making cookies, etc. Have a Happy Holiday.

Adam said...

Pretty sure you don't want a boyfriend for Christmas let alone two 😉

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Moving With Mitchell -- I'm blessed to have everything I could want or need, so I don't have a Christmas Wish List this year. And especially since My Rare One already gave me LED headlights for my car. They're great! SUFFER AND BE BLINDED, ALL YOU OTHER BASTARDS ON THE ROAD! Oh wait, I think I just got put on Santa's Naughty List anyway.

roentare said...

Funny memes as usual. Thanks for another humorous morning because of your post.

Janie Junebug said...

I want a dick for Christmas, and not because I have penis envy. I want a man with a nice big one. The man also has to love dogs, be intelligent, able to carry on a conversation, and be a Democrat, of course. Nice-smelling man preferred. Don't care how old he is as long as the dick works.

Love,
Janie

angela said...

I love the Christmas wish list.
The soul’s made me laugh out loud lol
Yup. I’m evil and need to be destroyed lol

Old Lurker said...

@Debra: It is probably best to regift surplus boyfriends to your other readers. Knowing me I would just return them for store credit; it seems they never fit right.

It's great to know you have no need for a Christmas wishlist. I'll cancel the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy then.

Rosemary said...

Wishing you and your Rare One a happy and joyous Christmas.

Richard said...

Socks and underwear are always nice. They are useful, and they are not bossy. Also i like the cookies, and like hearing Handel. I get tired of Christmas after the first week or two. It takes over the whole month and people slowly lose their minds. Bah Humbug!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Janie Junebug -- Here's hoping Santa's good to ya, gurl!

Joanne Noragon said...

The graph of Christmas wishes is best of all.

G. B. Miller said...

Got mine done this past Tuesday (20th) with my daughter being my go-to person, since she's more in tune what the family likes. So, it was simply another case of woman asking man to open the wallet, no questions asked.

A very Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Richard said...

Christmas sucks. I am tired of pretending i like the holiday. I only do it because some of my friends enjoy it and i want them to be happy. Also, if i didn't participate, my friends probably would tell the cops. That is the last thing i need!It feels coerced or forced on us. I dont like christmas. I dont like the way they have kidnapped Santa and forced him to be a slave. So, for me, christmas is fukked. I dont let it in my house. I feel sorry for Santa. He didnt do anything wrong.
I have explained to you my feelings about christmas.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Richard -- Lots of people feel the same as you! I agree that Christmas (the holiday and the spirit) should never be forced on anyone who doesn't truly enjoy it.

Richard said...

Janie good luck. All of us guys have small dicks. You could hardly tell the difference.

ashok said...

Happy Christmas !

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Oh no!
Where did I leave my list?



XOXO

Sixpence

LL Cool Joe said...

As it's almost Christmas I'll let you off with the gender stereotyping in this post. ;)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ LL Cool Joe -- Phew! Thanks, Joey.

Kirk said...

I haven't yet put a ribbon on a Wal-Mart bag, but I'm tempted. I'm lousy at gift-wrapping and the mall I live by no longer does it for you.

Lady M said...

I wrap like Mom and sister. His Lordship wraps like brother!

Ur-spo said...

Dear Santa,

Just to let you know I've been naughty this year and I don't regret it, you judgmental fat bastard.

River said...

Oh that line! Perhaps the cashier could work a little faster? I'd be shopping somewhere else if I saw a line that long.

Martha said...

"The souls of those who have displeased me this year" HAHAHA I'll take one of those, please.

yellowdoggranny said...

I nominate for a noble price the person that invited christmas bags..fuck yeah...no more wrapping for me.

baili said...

Excitement on peak heeheee

Fundy Blue said...

I love the pony one, Debra! and all the rest ~ too funny!