OF COURSE SANTA IS REAL!
And he's got the SWEETEST GIG in the world.
He only works ONE DAY PER YEAR,
the lucky bastard.
And THESE DAYS, it's even
LESS EXERTION --
And speaking of AMAZON --
Yes, with its SURVEILLANCE ALGORITHMS,
Amazon would probably be better
at bringing us OUR HEART'S DESIRE
than Santa's old-fashioned methods --
But Santa still enjoys a pretty
STELLAR reputation.
Of course, like anyone,
Santa DOES have his FAULTS,
such as:
✻ Endorsing some DUBIOUS PRODUCTS
✻ Not always being
the BEST EMPLOYER
✻ Dumping MRS CLAUS
during a MID-LIFE CRISIS
Hmmm,
he and Jeff Bezos
actually have a
LOT IN COMMON,
don't they!
39 comments:
Loved the Stephen King stocking! And the tinder Santa. Have a wonderful holiday!
LMAOOOO
oh, it's true. It's a sweet, sweet job.
And that Keto Diet did work, then?
Hope Santa pays a visit!
XOXO
Elf storage! BAHAHAHA And Keto Santa!!!
Again, a lot of very funny pictures! I would have thought that Santa and his elves would be working all year round making those presents...no? I do love the Stephen King and Calvin Klein references!
Anyway, Debra, have a great festive season, won’t you!
Santa gives out gifts regardless of religious beliefs, does he? Tell that to the Jews. Or the pagans. Or anybody who isn't Christian, for that matter.
I prefer the teachings of Santa over the teachings of God any day.
santa endorses plenty of products that are bad for you. YO from philly to you and your rare one!
May Santa know you have been very-very nice this year, kept us laughing when we needed it most. I love the Calvin Klein one.
You always keep me laughing! Merry Christmas to you and your family!
SURPRISE!! Jim and Ron here
Happy Holidays and be good to yourself.
We are doing fine.
I trust you are.
Cheers!
All good ... all laugh inducing ... and to all ...
🎅 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎅
and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Oh Debra, that Amazon one...that is hilarious!!! Wishing you a very Merry Christmas!!! :)
Hello Debra, That Stephen King one would work even better for Jeffrey Dahmer. Also, if Bezos wants to be Santa, he can make a deal with Google to find out whether we have been naughty!
--Jim
ha, ha, excellent. I love the Stephen King one. Best wishes for a happy Christmas x
Santa has sold out just like everyone else! Next thing you know, he'll be on top of a dispensary.
I have no problem with the mid life crisis Santa!!!!!!!!!
A Happy Yuletide to you Debs!!! And thank you for the lovely cat and piano card!!!!! That was simply amazing!!!!!!🎄💋🎄💋🎄💋
Happy Holidays, Debra, and Merry Christmas too. The Stephen King one is my favourite
Santa Corp pays its taxes on those cookies and gives to the poor, so in that respect I'd say Santa has much more in common with the very generous ex-Mrs. Bezos.
This atheist will take Santa over God ANY day! Thanks for the laughs, Debra. Love the Calvin Klein and the Stephen King memes. Well, they're all funny.
I hope you and your Rare One are having a lovely winter holiday. xoxox
Cheers!
Santa on Keto is hot!
A very Merry Xmas to you and yours, Debra.
I kinda like that dapper looking Santa at the end--but that's just me. I used to like much older men and then one day I realized that I was older than all the older men I had admired. What a wake-up call. lol. Happy Holidays- xo Diana
too funny!!! have a very merry xmas!
The Amazon one brought an immediate laugh.
There was a package drop off in our mail box today. So Santa is real.
Coffee is on and stay safe
Haha that last one made me laugh!
Have a wonderful Christmas!
I was interrupted, so I'm not sure if my comment went through or not.
Merry Christmas!!
Yes, Santa is better than God and Jeff Bezos.
Have a healthy and happy and peaceful one xxxx
great ones - thanks for the funny gifts/gifs
These are all excellent. Wouldn't that be something if Jeff just sent out a small gift to everyone on Amazon. Ha ha ha...thought I would throw in my own funny. Debora, I wish the very best Christmas for you and your family. Fill the house with love, happiness and laughter. Hugs N.
Jeff Bezos won't even be a Santa to his own employees. We haven't got a chance.
Poor Calvin Klein.
Love,
Janie
I had forgotten that Lucky Strike ad. Thought nothing of it at the time.
Well I agree that Santa is better than God - he certainly does not stick his nose into anyone's sex life!
Hmmm, Amazon mount a hostile takeover of the North Pole?
LOL! You are so cute! LOL!
I could write a case against Santa Claus, but that might be for next year's Christmas, I am not in the mood now.
damn...that one santa is hotttttt
I always thought Santa was better than god. Thanks for confirming! Also - a secret - Santa lives here in Wharton during the off season (gods only know why). I've seen him white beard, round belly, red suspenders and driving a red pick-up truck!
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