Tuesday, 20 January 2026

Warriors of the Frozen Lands

Since my last post about Greenland,
the Democratic Penguins Republic has now joined
the Polar Bears of the Greenland Defence Front
and formed the North Atlantic Defence Alliance 
to repel The Orange Hand!


And in other developments --





38 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

I love the new hats. Imagine if the aurora borealis actually did that!

Tom said...

...elbows up?

Val Ewing said...

Ahhh, the Northern Lights should print that over Washington D.C. and any place he is at!

Bob said...

The Northern Lights are quite opinionated and I am here for it!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Tom -- Yes, we're not being naive here in Canada either.

Boud said...

I wonder if we could throw in NJ to that buyout. I mean, Danish pastries, what a deal. Then they'd have bits of both coasts.

Pixie said...

He is a demented old fool but there are people behind him who keep pushing this agenda. It's scary. I love the memes though:)

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

The desperation to change the conversation and have people forget about the Epstein Files is pathetic. Also the greed and the desire for those rare metals is strong.
Cankles cannot die soon enough. He’s rotting from the inside out.

XOXO

WickedHamster said...

LOVE IT!!! 🩷🩷🩷

Travel said...

Can we trade Texas and Florida for something nicer?

whkattk said...

Not to diminish the memes, but what a great video!!! STUNNING voice. WHO IS THAT SINGING????

Ms. Moon said...

Surely Denmark wants Florida too. Once they got us all straightened out politically and socially, they would have the perfect place to go and thaw out under blue skies and palm trees a few weeks a year.

Marie Smith said...

I will never view northern lights quite the same again.

Mistress Maddie said...

LMAO!!!!!! I hope he gets his ass handed to him. By the residents...bears, wovles, walruses and everything else living there.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ whkattk -- I assume the entire video is AI, including the singing voice.

DVArtist said...

I love the last image.

BootsandBraids said...

Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California! I, a Californian, approve of this sale.

e said...

Love it! I actually teared up a little at the video.
Denmark can have Cali, I'm hoping Canada will adopt Oregon and Washington - we're a lot like BC!

RedPat said...

The world is a scary place these days but you give us some laughs, Debra.

Tundra Bunny said...

Today, Prime Minister Mark Carney spoke in Davos, Switzerland about how middle powers such as Canada will have to adapt to face the rupture in the global system:

"We are engaging broadly, strategically, with open eyes. We actively take on the world as it is, not wait for the world as we wish it to be. The old order is not coming back. We should not mourn it. Nostalgia is not a strategy. But from the fracture, we can build something better, stronger, and more just."

IMHO, NADA and the northern lights should be on stand-by anyway, just in case, LOL!

Linda's Relaxing Lair said...

Love the video, dear Debra! Go Polar bears! Go Penguins!!!

CAAZ said...

Love the video and all the memes, go Greenland, but as a Canadian, I am scared shitless.

Guillaume said...

The Danes are Vikings. Trump stands no chance.

Anonymous said...

Codex: LOL."navy" seals?!

Barbara said...

OMG I love those hats

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Tundra Bunny -- Yes, I listened to Carney's full Davos speech. I agree with everything he said and every strategy he outlined for middle powers to adopt. Canada, Europe, and the free world still need to prepare for pain, though. I hope everyone is up for it.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ CAAZ -- Sabre rattling is always scary. The best thing we can do is follow the old British WW2 advice "Keep calm and carry on." And deal with reality if and when it materializes.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Anonymous (Codex) --- Hahaha, yes, literally!

Kirk said...

if the Danes succeed, I might just move to California.

angela said...

Love the hats. Taking the vile racist, homophobic mantra and changing it.
Taking its power away.
Even the Aurora agrees lol

River said...

Love the Bears and Penguins video.

Anonymous said...

Codex: The video has a bit of a Russian vibe to it, imo. That hat is an Ushanka. The Finns have the same.

DB Stewart said...

I hope they make their hats available internationally and use a portion of the proceeds to donate to democrats, ha.

Elderberry-Rob said...

very funny, thanks for making me smile. I feel the UK is in such a state that if he wanted to take these Islands over, it could only make things better.

Duni said...

Too funny! The Northern Lights crack me up :)

Rade said...

Wonderful selection... but it is so sad that the he has placed the world in such a position. No "Big Beautiful Obituary" this morning.

Fundy Blue said...

Loved this, Debra!

Ol'Buzzard said...

I feel like I am living in an alternate universe. Where the fuck am I? I do not recognize this world!
the OL'Buzzard